tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post115031868903138701..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: The Ties That Bindelasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1150803895783387512006-06-20T06:44:00.000-05:002006-06-20T06:44:00.000-05:00Yep Suzie, I was wearing my black beret, black sha...Yep Suzie, I was wearing my black beret, black shades, and black turtleneck while writing this post. I alternated between typing and playing bongo drums, because that's just the kind of "cool cat" I am, daddio.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1150741919527273452006-06-19T13:31:00.000-05:002006-06-19T13:31:00.000-05:00You were a hilarious and EVIL little girl! I can'...You were a hilarious and EVIL little girl! I can't believe they still got married. I love the free-flowing stream of conciousness feel to this post. :)Suzie Petuniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387520367654400467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1150470602149235182006-06-16T10:10:00.000-05:002006-06-16T10:10:00.000-05:00I love Herpes, as well as all communicable disease...I love Herpes, as well as all communicable disease humor, Omar. When the STD Comedy Jam Tour rolls into Houston, I am like, so there.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1150466605372293992006-06-16T09:03:00.000-05:002006-06-16T09:03:00.000-05:00Herpes would be a funny name for a dog. I firmly ...Herpes would be a funny name for a dog. I firmly believe I could convince someone that it's Greek for "good dog."<BR/><BR/>I'm not sure why they didn't think the herpes ad was funny... I thought everyone loved a little herpes humor.omarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02868485868715017527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1150456410623128532006-06-16T06:13:00.000-05:002006-06-16T06:13:00.000-05:00lianne, Real life, having 6 kids in 7 years, worki...lianne, Real life, having 6 kids in 7 years, working manual labor, have all contributed to extracting some of my sass. However, snarkiness levels remain at an all time high. I saw your green shoes, and now I'm green too. With envy. I rarely buy shoe colors outside of neutrals because I don't have much of a clothing budget to work with and I need versatility. BOGO sale at Payless is my heart's fondest desire come true.<BR/><BR/>My oldest daughter is consumed with Greek mythology and has read numerous books about it. Seems that the modern overhaul of his image covers up his infanticide crimes. I suppose that wouldn't be a sparkly and happy tale for Disney to produce though.<BR/><BR/>For shame on you jams. Letting your competitive spirit get the best of you. If it's an ugly feet contest you want, then you got it. We'll let fellow bloggers be the judge. Oh, and as fair warning, my feet have been known to make a grown man whine and plead. While lying in bed, my husband usually begs, "<I>PLEEEEEASE</I> get your feet off of me", or "You just cut me with your jagged toenail". *sigh* At least I'm perfect in every <I>other</I> way.<BR/><BR/>wendela, Like most trophy wives, I'm attracted to sparkly things. Alas, my budget doesn't allow for precious gems like my counterparts. I have to sate my extravagant tastes with cheap shiny sandals. As far as stepdads go, Don wasn't too bad. <BR/><BR/>I'm not kidding when I say that my Mom threw a fit yesterday when I told her that I blogged the unfortunate Herpes story. My uncle and my Dad, (her first husband), read my blog occasionally, and she doesn't think they'll see it as being funny. I thought time heals all wounds, and that eventually we can all laugh at something like this. Apparently not.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1150403535201989822006-06-15T15:32:00.000-05:002006-06-15T15:32:00.000-05:00Love your stories. You must have really disliked y...Love your stories. You must have <I>really</I> disliked your mom's boyfriend. Pretty funny, though. Sounds like something my mom would have done- as a child, she was excellent at trying to sabotage any attempt at a relationship for my widowed grandma.<BR/><BR/>The sandals: bronze/gold? Hmm. I guess they could match the tiara. And a fitting color for you, the trophy wife (umm, 'cuz trophies are that color??)<BR/>:)wendelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09328192626119738456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1150393534705012312006-06-15T12:45:00.000-05:002006-06-15T12:45:00.000-05:00Ha! Call those feet ugly??? If you are REALLY unlu...Ha! Call those feet ugly??? If you are REALLY unlucky I will photograph mine and post them to my blog. <BR/><BR/>Taking my footwear off in a public constitutes a war crime under the Geneva Conventionjams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1150383651983973262006-06-15T10:00:00.000-05:002006-06-15T10:00:00.000-05:00My girls are on a Hercules kick right now. They w...My girls are on a Hercules kick right now. They watch Wishbone's version, which I like, and the Disney version which I abhor (but DH will occasionally rent for them since I won't buy it). Anyway, my baby calls it Her kuh lees.Elizabeth-Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215621448451413460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1150369705473952112006-06-15T06:08:00.000-05:002006-06-15T06:08:00.000-05:00Thank you, Frenchie!obokun, You were highly respec...Thank you, Frenchie!<BR/><BR/>obokun, You were highly respectable in your argument, and I behaved as a brash and surly brat. I hold Communist ideology in the lowest of regards. As I do those who would ruthlessly murder to silence the opposition. I'm just a pick-up truck driving, flatulence joke loving, non-intellectual Texan, but if you want to link me up, fine. More opportunity to reach my goal. World Domination...........<BR/><BR/>miss biotech, If you're really, really nice to me, I may allow you to TOUCH my shiny, splendiferous shoes. Emphasis on the "if". I neglected to mention that while repeatedly calling out, "Hercules", it got sloppy sounding like, "HERKLES". Perhaps that gives you more insight. I told my Mom that I blogged the herpes story. Twenty years later, and she's still not amused. Good thing I'm not in line to inherit a vast fortune. :)<BR/><BR/>Hello, Pamela is one of my kids favorite TOTO songs. I can't believe I just admitted that we <I>have</I> a favorite TOTO song.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1150333289828193022006-06-14T20:01:00.000-05:002006-06-14T20:01:00.000-05:00I found your blog via another woman's blog. (Your...I found your blog via another woman's blog. (Your mom's?) At any rate, you are one witty woman. I enjoyed the story here and the other posts that I've read. <BR/><BR/>I plan to come back. Thanks for making me laugh!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689972441910256724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1150323466396599132006-06-14T17:17:00.000-05:002006-06-14T17:17:00.000-05:00You are on our blogroll and I enjoyed the discussi...You are on our blogroll and I enjoyed the discussion on poor mouth. Lets link up blogs?<BR/><BR/>Hope you stop by at mine sometime.?https://www.blogger.com/profile/01992276117548193938noreply@blogger.com