tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post115298685607174867..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: If Car Interiors Could Talk, What Would They Say?elasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1153222046143613532006-07-18T06:27:00.000-05:002006-07-18T06:27:00.000-05:00Stealth pooting requires camouflage commando gear,...Stealth pooting requires camouflage commando gear,elizabeth. Sadly, I only have an olive green safari hat in my collection. Maybe it's time to hit Colonel Bubbie's Army Surplus Store? Stock up on some gas masks while I'm there. Just the survival essentials.<BR/><BR/>Christo, Glad to know that shameless hussies are a universal thing, and that the fine citizens of Malaysia need a supply of eye bleach too. You can never have enough eye bleach, especially at the beach.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1153195498702510892006-07-17T23:04:00.000-05:002006-07-17T23:04:00.000-05:00Some people have no shame. I saw this lady with th...Some people have no shame. I saw this lady with the fakest of eyebrows, the silliest of hairstyles ala Marge Simpson, wearing leopard leoards and a bustier that made me thankful she's not my mother.<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry for her son.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12435553180139611323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1153172463235731492006-07-17T16:41:00.000-05:002006-07-17T16:41:00.000-05:00For the climate controlled comfort of the bowling ...For the climate controlled comfort of the bowling alley, that price may have been worth it. <BR/>How about next week go to the Galleria and go ice-skating?? Then you can stealth poot on people as you glide by--everyone staggering in your wake--then you and the kiddos would have the rink to yourselves--just an idea.Elizabeth-Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215621448451413460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1153148002863758582006-07-17T09:53:00.000-05:002006-07-17T09:53:00.000-05:00obokun, The interior of your car may be saying tha...obokun, The interior of <I>your</I> car may be saying that, but the interior of OUR car is constantly begging for more pine tree air fresheners to hang on the rearview mirror.<BR/><BR/>I hope the not wife owns a standard issue gas mask capable of protecting her from the deadle effects of Fartoxide. Tell me, jams, can people finger dirty messages into the dust crusted on the outside of your car? I LOVE doing that!<BR/><BR/>Well, I have to say, at least you didn't have a mullet; mullet. <BR/><BR/>My best sound effect is of a contestant at a refried bean eating contest. I'd hate to vary my routine.<BR/><BR/>Sage advice, Omar. If anyone can teach him how to be a manly man, it's me! I'll show him all the basics; growing man hairs on the upper lip, scratching, belching, throwing dirty clothes on the floor instead of the hamper. <BR/><BR/>radioactive, I would politely categorize that lady as being "bargain basement priced". A few shakedowns to get the loose change from the sofa, and she's yours for the whole afternoon. Thanks to gutter guards, my 3 year old beat us all with a 105. I tied for third place. It was hard to see to bowl through my tears. Paying 23.00 for an hour of bowling will do that to you.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1153137291614727682006-07-17T06:54:00.000-05:002006-07-17T06:54:00.000-05:00Your description of the bleached blonde walkin' wo...Your description of the bleached blonde walkin' woman created a mental image so detailed and vibrant, it's practically alive. I feel like I need a total brainwashing just to regain my sanity, never mind a sense of inner peace.<BR/><BR/>More importantly, how did the bowling go?Bill Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09814379524664994701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1153103164620163662006-07-16T21:26:00.000-05:002006-07-16T21:26:00.000-05:00Sadly, there's a market out there for prostitutes ...Sadly, there's a market out there for prostitutes of all ages. <BR/><BR/>And feed that boy some beef jerky or something, STAT.omarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02868485868715017527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1153034636655466082006-07-16T02:23:00.000-05:002006-07-16T02:23:00.000-05:00Ah, my own favourite expression is "More tea vicar...Ah, my own favourite expression is "More tea vicar?", said as I gas people with Di-Nitrogen Fartoxide!<BR/><BR/>What wuld my car say? it would be something dull, like !how about cleaning me, you idle -----?"jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1152996008054580792006-07-15T15:40:00.000-05:002006-07-15T15:40:00.000-05:00what if it said...."you must be having such an int...what if it said...."you must be having such an interesting time"<BR/><BR/>Thanks for sharing this.?https://www.blogger.com/profile/01992276117548193938noreply@blogger.com