tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post116068393812535557..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: We Are A Very SPECIAL Familyelasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1161063097730140662006-10-17T00:31:00.000-05:002006-10-17T00:31:00.000-05:00That brings back memeories of my news paper route ...That brings back memeories of my news paper route days. I did it for six long years.When it was still an afternoon route I took my boys they were six and three at the time. Some very talented person with alot of time on their hands welded their mailbox to look like a dinosaur. My boys took turns each day throwing the paper at the dinosaur.AHH good times.carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18213364745667222666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160864437009319242006-10-14T17:20:00.000-05:002006-10-14T17:20:00.000-05:00You won? I have four (that's counting fetus) We'...You won? I have four (that's counting fetus) We're younger, and planning on much more. Or, I might go to Africa and kidnap some like, uh, Madonna...I'm at work, forgot my password.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160856598904653392006-10-14T15:09:00.000-05:002006-10-14T15:09:00.000-05:00elizabeth- My most fervent Christmas wish is for t...elizabeth- My most fervent Christmas wish is for the whole world to have a nice cozy pair of brown UPS socks.<BR/><BR/>CARROT JELLO!!!! It's been too long, my friend. <BR/><BR/>NCS- I meant every acronym letter of it too!<BR/><BR/>salgal- I need to get over to your blog but every time I do, there's so many listen in your profile. Which one is your main hangout?elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160841943947969732006-10-14T11:05:00.000-05:002006-10-14T11:05:00.000-05:00BFF!!!I feel so special. :'-)BFF!!!<BR/>I feel so special. :'-)Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160757921874734182006-10-13T11:45:00.000-05:002006-10-13T11:45:00.000-05:00Have you seen the pink potties next to the blue on...Have you seen the pink potties next to the blue ones? I'll snap a photo next time I see one if not.<BR/><BR/>Say it once, say it loud, I'm black and I'm proud!!! Except I'm white enough to blind the sun if it were to look directly at me.<BR/><BR/>We shout "GREEN WEENIES!!!" at green traffic lights so they'll stay that way by the time we get to them. <BR/><BR/>I am SUPER jealous of your catching air. I need to move there.SalGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16890781845215912905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160757447923413252006-10-13T11:37:00.000-05:002006-10-13T11:37:00.000-05:00I wonder if you can get UPS socks on ebay. the por...I wonder if you can get UPS socks on ebay. the porta potty at our park got knocked over on it's side once. I still cannot use it, knowing feces were everywhere. Maybe instead of Tuna mack, you could make creamed tuna and peas over toast. It is most delicious. Of course, you must use albacore. None of that soggy tuna.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160746607613002252006-10-13T08:36:00.000-05:002006-10-13T08:36:00.000-05:00I just want to know about the picture.Did you ampu...I just want to know about the picture.<BR/>Did you amputate someone's leg? Do you have a spare sock? :)Elizabeth-Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215621448451413460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160740933581922292006-10-13T07:02:00.000-05:002006-10-13T07:02:00.000-05:00Oh RAJ, You made your comment, and then I went bac...Oh RAJ, You made your comment, and then I went back and revised the posted entry. I have blogger OCD, and I obsessively rewrite things. Now then, don't think you escaped the task asked of you, young man. You've already been ensnared, so fess up, what makes your family "Special?" I bet it'll be simian related! (Lookie me, I spelled "simian" correctly this time)<BR/><BR/>jams- Opera? hmmmmmm, despite having the required operatic singer girth, my singing voice sucks. It's enough to make The Phantom Of The Opera suicidal. Although, I could replace him. Yes, "Infidel Of The Opera" has a very nice ring to it. You can sing with us too, jams. I need to meet hiring quotas and you can be our token Englishman.<BR/><BR/>a payne, That made me crack up, but mainly because my Mexican born Papi calls the rear end area, "cola." Many familial good times have been had singing songs about butts in my house too!<BR/><BR/>NCS!!!! Brown socks, YES. <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_shirts" REL="nofollow">Brown shirts,</A> NO. You're me new BFF (Bloggy Friend Forever), NCS, so front row opera tickets for you and a small popcorn!<BR/><BR/>on the run- AWWWWWW, what a cute tradition. You are the pure cane sugar to my cancer causing saccharine substitute!<BR/><BR/>emma jo- I can totally envision your mom saying that too. You know the dog story? That happened right on your old street in CF.<BR/><BR/>demosthenes- I take full credit for their awesomeness, and their amazing ability at telling fart jokes. <BR/><BR/>NCS!!!! We sing the Meow Mix song frequently here. I even play it on the piano. You see, one day your eye rolling teens will grow up and blog too and tell people about the really cute things their parents said and did. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Julie- You've revealed the evil truth now. You really are a long time lurker! Anytime I can infect someone's mind with a bad song, or my own little brand of lexicon, I'm happy. <BR/><BR/>P.H.- It's a competition, and we've outbreeded you!!! Yay, we are the egg meets sperm champions of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160736060703377132006-10-13T05:41:00.000-05:002006-10-13T05:41:00.000-05:00I think the next generation will save us from our ...I think the next generation will save us from our mistakes and our wonderful parents' mistakes. It is my opinion the politically correct are aborting their children while we are outbreeding them. Maybe?White Man Retardedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01146513221370959529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160715844122934512006-10-13T00:04:00.000-05:002006-10-13T00:04:00.000-05:00One proud family tradition: every time we drive ac...One proud family tradition: every time we drive across the border from Utah to Idaho (something we do far more often than I would care to admit), my kids begin hacking and gasping for air like we’ve landed on a planet with a toxic atmosphere. It’s a tribute to their grandpa who comes from Idaho. They think it’s hilarious to get him riled up.<BR/><BR/>BTW, I appreciate your comments on my blog, especially since I think you are one of the funniest things on the internet. It’s your fault that whenever I see a Chevy Astrovan now I have this Pavlovian urge to sing “I know what boys want.” And I don’t even know the words. I’m good at the “nah nah nah NAH NAH” part though.Julie Q.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13737557893649934725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160714124748419452006-10-12T23:35:00.000-05:002006-10-12T23:35:00.000-05:00I had to think about it really hard:This is how ou...I had to think about it really hard:<BR/>This is how our phone conversations start, at least once a day:<BR/>-Me: que onda?<BR/>-DH: Que onda...contigo<BR/>-Me: No, contigo..<BR/>-DH: no, no, contigo…<BR/>At this point the kids go: "oh please, do you have to do THAT every time?"<BR/><BR/>I love kittens, so I tell my kids and husband to have "a day full of kitties" or "a kittyful day".<BR/>Yeah, my teens love that one.<BR/><BR/>TA-DA!Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160707328338079542006-10-12T21:42:00.000-05:002006-10-12T21:42:00.000-05:00I hear that the UPS men even wear brown undies, is...I hear that the UPS men even wear brown undies, is it true?...we can only guess. Your family sounds like fun--and I know they are.<BR/>Once when my fam was on a long car trip, we had just stopped to get food and back on the road. Someone had just started a blessing on the food when an unknowing Matriarch excitedly screamed, "Look! Farm fresh Peaches!"...random story but now our family likes to do that on a regular basis, without interrupting a prayer, of course.Emma Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01388909151075041809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160702588119747642006-10-12T20:23:00.000-05:002006-10-12T20:23:00.000-05:00Our little tradition isn't as interesting but here...Our little tradition isn't as interesting but here it is. Every night when I put the kids in bed they tell me 3 good things and 3 bad things about their day. Every night the first good thing (for both of them) is "BEST FAMILY EVER!" which they shout at the top of their lungs. Each person who is home then has to shout "IS IT ME?" and the kids shout back "YES!"Christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15142636095145936798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160702455719994262006-10-12T20:20:00.000-05:002006-10-12T20:20:00.000-05:00*ahem*;-)*ahem*<BR/>;-)Bill Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09814379524664994701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160698655979548062006-10-12T19:17:00.000-05:002006-10-12T19:17:00.000-05:00Subjetc: Subscribe"Smiling Infidel - the Opera" I ...Subjetc: Subscribe<BR/>"Smiling Infidel - the Opera" <BR/>I want to see this, please sign me up for the newsletter and upcoming events.<BR/>Thanks<BR/><BR/>PS. I luv you brown socks!Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160695331642118582006-10-12T18:22:00.000-05:002006-10-12T18:22:00.000-05:00On Friday mornings we do a conga line to the break...On Friday mornings we do a conga line to the breakfast table while singing a tune to a song we heard on an Argentinian game show. <BR/>"Oh yes, Viernes, cola, cola, cola, oh yes, Viernes, oh cah, chaca, neeco!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16575936726304867096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160688842182607632006-10-12T16:34:00.000-05:002006-10-12T16:34:00.000-05:00We had Jerry Springer - the Opera here.. I want S...We had Jerry Springer - the Opera here.. I want Smiling Infidel - the Opera. The chorus can wear UPS socks and wield ninja sporks!<BR/><BR/>Verdi gave us the Anvil chorus, I cannot wait to hear the portapotty aria sung by Placido Domingo! or your Tunanac is frozen let me heat if back to life!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-1160685343337600842006-10-12T15:35:00.000-05:002006-10-12T15:35:00.000-05:00Forget therapy, they should go straight to Oprah o...Forget therapy, they should go straight to Oprah or equivalent. With any luck they'll get some kind of TV deal by selling the rights to their traumatic yet hilarious stories.<BR/><BR/>Then again, maybe you should get all proactive / pre-emptive and get the deal for yourself. Just a thought.Bill Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09814379524664994701noreply@blogger.com