tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post1280248140751738502..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: I Wonder If You Can Buy Life Insurance Policies At The Dollar Store Too?elasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-78369411484653996302007-09-15T13:33:00.000-05:002007-09-15T13:33:00.000-05:00I'm listening to the end of "Only the Beginning" (...I'm listening to the end of "Only the Beginning" (hee hee) and I am reminded of the way all 70s groups were so narcissistic and/or high, they all made their songs 16 minutes long. They were all that groovin'.Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-22587017541053547902007-09-15T00:54:00.000-05:002007-09-15T00:54:00.000-05:00You are Hilarious Stacey showed me this site and I...You are Hilarious Stacey showed me this site and I couldnt stop laughing. My hubby totally loved your comments. You should send this to Jay Leno. He does a .99 thing on his show once in a while. I laugh every time. You have got some laughter talent sista. Great stuff.nora.lakehursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02786703385892631834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-60389729730635913462007-09-14T17:39:00.000-05:002007-09-14T17:39:00.000-05:00This reminded me of an episode of the Simpsons, wh...This reminded me of an episode of the Simpsons, when the family visited "I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm!"<BR/><BR/>More! More! I want more!!!Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-9946330916561827812007-09-13T08:16:00.000-05:002007-09-13T08:16:00.000-05:00Wynne, Nancy, and Carronin......I'm going to tap y...Wynne, Nancy, and Carronin......I'm going to tap your product naming expertise next time I do a post like this.<BR/><BR/>Listen Rhonda, you don't know where that sugar's been. Remember Sheena Easton and her Sugar Walls? Yeah, that's not an ingredient I want in my pitcher of lemonade.<BR/><BR/>Lisa and Bee- The problem with me is that I hyperventilate over new things and I've never protested the appraised value of the house before. So what am I doing? Procrastinating finishing up my evidence presentation due this afternoon and blogging instead. I'm an adult, but I'm a sadly immature one.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-5015879361955272007-09-13T08:02:00.000-05:002007-09-13T08:02:00.000-05:00I've been pondering for days on this and the best ...I've been pondering for days on this and the best I can come up with is.... Might be pudding or not. I know I've tried this before chocolate flavored chocolate(gag) when I've been desperate for chocolate. <BR/>Now I know better to just hold out for the real stuff.carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18213364745667222666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-5630854667633747152007-09-12T18:24:00.000-05:002007-09-12T18:24:00.000-05:00I would buy smells like burritos for the entertain...I would buy smells like burritos for the entertainment value only. Especially since it doesn't say "tastes" like burritos.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I might buy the sugar. I mean, if a porn star thinks it tastes good...Rhonda Sloanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11802421818497050873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-45187526023820714142007-09-12T16:41:00.000-05:002007-09-12T16:41:00.000-05:00I think I may have bought some of these before...M...I think I may have bought some of these before...MAYBE IT'S BACON, MAYBE IT'S NOT...<BR/><BR/>Oh, heavens.<BR/><BR/>Do they sell any scented candles at the dollar store, by the way? I bet I know what scents they would have:<BR/>FOREVER BACON<BR/>LE CHAT BRULEE<BR/>DIAPER DREAM<BR/>Am I right or what?wynnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105342199853174222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-50289536483396143262007-09-12T15:11:00.000-05:002007-09-12T15:11:00.000-05:00I might be tempted to buy "JIGGLES LIKE JELLY"...i...I might be tempted to buy "JIGGLES LIKE JELLY"...if I was in a jam. ;)<BR/><BR/>Grown-up stuff is so not fun...I'm sorry! Good luck with it.Nancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-39876845795403450202007-09-12T14:05:00.000-05:002007-09-12T14:05:00.000-05:00Where I live the taxes are based on your purchase ...Where I live the taxes are based on your purchase price. No way I will ever get to lower my taxes and it is a very sad sad thing. Good luck being the adult.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00103993586753057004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-12174928442434686402007-09-12T12:26:00.000-05:002007-09-12T12:26:00.000-05:00When I wanted the goverment to lower my taxes, I t...When I wanted the goverment to lower my taxes, I took a picture of my house and photo-shopped-cropped it to make it look like it was half in the river.<BR/>They wound up giving <I>me</I> money!<BR/><BR/>Goverment folk: This is not a true story and that is not my real name.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-75807916607023333162007-09-12T12:21:00.000-05:002007-09-12T12:21:00.000-05:00Be wary of those "grandiose epiphanys"! The last o...Be wary of those "grandiose epiphanys"! The last one that tugged on my brain made me get married! :o)<BR/>Uh.. just kidding, I'm happily married 55% of the time... 35% maybe...?Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-55150139712938773972007-09-12T10:43:00.000-05:002007-09-12T10:43:00.000-05:00haha red-banded bananas republichaha red-banded bananas republicPhyscokityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873315358911156089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-80382684857558666842007-09-12T09:12:00.000-05:002007-09-12T09:12:00.000-05:00Looks like yogurt...no. I'd have to draw the line ...Looks like yogurt...no. I'd have to draw the line on that one. You know how many things <I>look</I> like yogurt?<BR/><BR/>Good luck on your adult movie stuff.Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-25438419709592659602007-09-11T23:33:00.000-05:002007-09-11T23:33:00.000-05:00Elizabeth was right when she accused me of being T...Elizabeth was right when she accused me of being Type B. I just want to have money so I can hire other people to do the boring paperwork that life comes with.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-53606330160557704992007-09-11T23:32:00.000-05:002007-09-11T23:32:00.000-05:00I'm busy doing adult movie stuff until Thursday. I...I'm busy doing adult movie stuff until Thursday. I'll be around to leave a personal Infidel howdy-doo after that, though.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and yes I did say adult movie stuff. I'm taping and taking pictures of my 11 year old craphole house and how it's crumbling down around us in an effort to get our tax appraisal board to lower their listed market value of the Infidel homestead. I also have to work non-stop until Thursday's hearing because we be PO Infidels. :( You know, I'm doing "ADULT STUFF." And I hate it!!!! <BR/><BR/>I want some STICKY LIKE THE MOVIE THEATER FLOOR-Cotton Candy from the Dollar Store to make my many woes go away.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-46704858957703157902007-09-11T22:35:00.000-05:002007-09-11T22:35:00.000-05:00Did you know margarine was originally called oleom...Did you know margarine was originally called oleomargarine?Elizabeth-Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215621448451413460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-77705370059989601182007-09-11T21:29:00.000-05:002007-09-11T21:29:00.000-05:00I always thought 'processed cheese product' was ba...I always thought 'processed cheese product' was bad enough, but 'kind of, sort of like cheese' is waaaaay worse!Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13023817009212398947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-32326637353061808562007-09-11T21:28:00.000-05:002007-09-11T21:28:00.000-05:00What no Chicken Parts? I need me some parts of Ch...What no Chicken Parts? I need me some parts of Chicken.Sketchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11517261316724789686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-30261659262468368052007-09-11T21:08:00.001-05:002007-09-11T21:08:00.001-05:00Yummy!You really do take your camera everywhere, d...Yummy!<BR/><BR/>You really do take your camera everywhere, don't you!?nikkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513640054479376205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-30215912001957304042007-09-11T21:08:00.000-05:002007-09-11T21:08:00.000-05:00"It might be bacon" is all the assurance I need."It might be bacon" is all the assurance I need.omarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02868485868715017527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-11395537654449748712007-09-11T20:51:00.000-05:002007-09-11T20:51:00.000-05:00Hehe! I like the 'smells like burritos'! David wou...Hehe! I like the 'smells like burritos'! David would eat it. He eats anything.Special K ~Tonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08703215582334772134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-80691086496128469922007-09-11T19:05:00.000-05:002007-09-11T19:05:00.000-05:00hmm, how about "name that meat" and if you guess c...hmm, how about "name that meat"<BR/> and if you guess correctly you get a free bag of crunches like chips.<BR/><BR/>sorry, about the lameness of my postJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-64791664875695699312007-09-11T16:49:00.000-05:002007-09-11T16:49:00.000-05:00I forgot what I was going to write after I read To...I forgot what I was going to write after I read Tori's comment;)<BR/><BR/><BR/>Oh yeah, I'll take the sugar. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and does "it might be bacon" come in precooked?Klinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16814431399124793880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-27396530981732825402007-09-11T16:15:00.000-05:002007-09-11T16:15:00.000-05:00Hey! Don't diss the 99 cent insurance policy I bou...Hey! Don't diss the 99 cent insurance policy I bought...I am eligble for $42.65 in about 30 years.Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07167045338011317065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-39476154354905215822007-09-11T16:12:00.000-05:002007-09-11T16:12:00.000-05:00I heart dollar stores but I've never bought food t...I heart dollar stores but I've never bought food there. My SIL bought 2 pregnancy tests from there and both of them were correct. Silly me,I spent $13 more.<BR/><BR/>Although I've heard that the I CAN'T BELIEVE IT DIDN'T COME FROM A CHICKEN! Eggs are to die for....seriously.Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07167045338011317065noreply@blogger.com