tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post2149832919980017216..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: Elastic Did A Bad, Bad Thing.....elasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-88071225979231692842008-04-26T09:40:00.000-05:002008-04-26T09:40:00.000-05:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So wrong but so right. I bet t...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So wrong but so right. I bet they'd all be saying that if they tried it. When I think about it, if I tried coffee I would probably be saying the same thing. The smell is just so alluring! Must stop thinking about Coffee....must stop thinking about coffee...Busy Bee Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04043024142115906584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-7673784821977546982008-04-24T14:15:00.000-05:002008-04-24T14:15:00.000-05:00I want you to know, I found your blog, and I'm ema...I want you to know, I found your blog, and I'm emailing this post to the BISHOP. I hope to see you excommunicated within the week, you....<BR/><BR/>HUMOR WHOREAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-25275328199455395612008-04-24T14:14:00.000-05:002008-04-24T14:14:00.000-05:00You naughty, naughty girl. My favorite phrase was...You naughty, naughty girl. <BR/><BR/>My favorite phrase was "Shook his shekels a bit too hard." Something about your use of the verb "shake" always gets me going.Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-88976201580335871082008-04-23T12:56:00.000-05:002008-04-23T12:56:00.000-05:00OMGosh, that's awesome. You probably won't be invi...OMGosh, that's awesome. You probably won't be invited to any Bar mitzvahs in the near future.Rhonda Sloanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11802421818497050873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-76118237733914725502008-04-23T11:06:00.000-05:002008-04-23T11:06:00.000-05:00Mmm...ham steak! Elastic, you're my kind of lady!...Mmm...ham steak! Elastic, you're my kind of lady! :)Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17551412295647029026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-64007946253439079192008-04-23T10:09:00.000-05:002008-04-23T10:09:00.000-05:00Unholy alliance...bwahaha.I'm too tired to try to ...Unholy alliance...bwahaha.<BR/><BR/>I'm too tired to try to come up with any comment of a comedic nature, so I'll just settle for admiration.<BR/><BR/>That's two lines from EWBL that have made me laugh out loud this morning. The other was the comment on Carrot's Whisker post.<BR/><BR/>I also laughed and laughed hard at geosomin's comment. :D<BR/><BR/>The Spit Pee soup sounds like it's up there with Drunken Porked Peas.<BR/><BR/>If the peas are porked no wonder they're split.Physcokityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873315358911156089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-85503014548881850832008-04-23T02:31:00.000-05:002008-04-23T02:31:00.000-05:00Poor, poor Fiddler. :(Poor, poor Fiddler. :(Nancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-71814150784850206912008-04-23T02:28:00.000-05:002008-04-23T02:28:00.000-05:00Mmmm, ham! :)Mmmm, ham! :)Nancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-33512477983010023742008-04-23T02:27:00.000-05:002008-04-23T02:27:00.000-05:00Oh, thank you! I hope you have a happy Passover se...Oh, thank you! I hope you have a happy Passover season, too! ;)Nancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-5391802548603647612008-04-22T17:00:00.000-05:002008-04-22T17:00:00.000-05:00BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And don't you know Jewish f...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And don't you know Jewish fare is equal unto German food? BLEH.<BR/><BR/>Well, bagels are exempt....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04135190793124857820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-5360227953915103142008-04-22T16:33:00.000-05:002008-04-22T16:33:00.000-05:00I have never had spit pee soup. Ham, yes. Spit pee...I have never had spit pee soup. Ham, yes. Spit pee, no.Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-62017567343384508242008-04-22T13:30:00.000-05:002008-04-22T13:30:00.000-05:00I buy kosher chicken and make cream soup, sometime...I buy kosher chicken and make cream soup, sometimes, but I think you win when it comes to unholy alliances. What's next? Matzoh balls and bacon? Shellfish marinated in Manischewitz? I think you need to up the ante now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-33309135632786433102008-04-22T13:25:00.000-05:002008-04-22T13:25:00.000-05:00that freakin pig stole my commentthat freakin pig stole my commentJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-54465363384036759172008-04-22T13:24:00.000-05:002008-04-22T13:24:00.000-05:00it's all kosher, baby!!it's all kosher, baby!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-51057668478218118992008-04-22T13:08:00.000-05:002008-04-22T13:08:00.000-05:00I think everything tastes better after a good pork...I think everything tastes better after a good porking. I like to add ham to my pea soup (split or no), my green beans, my biscuits, my jello, my bathwater. Mmmm.avoglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844516212334162700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-78972941983032956462008-04-22T10:02:00.000-05:002008-04-22T10:02:00.000-05:00Hey I love split pea soup With ham! I'll eat pork,...Hey I love split pea soup With ham! I'll eat pork, but the pork rinds business can refrain from sending any my way, too. :)<BR/><BR/>Have a good week!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00103993586753057004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-65488740894850957662008-04-22T09:50:00.000-05:002008-04-22T09:50:00.000-05:00That soup sounds good actually.I can't eat split p...That soup sounds good actually.<BR/>I can't eat split pea soup anymore...my grandma ruined it for us. She has all these seed peas she used for making soup in here early stages of alzheimers...blecho. Let's just say it was horrid.<BR/>Perhaps I too will try porking my peas and see what i come up with.<BR/>Lately I've just added beer to things if they don't taste right. I wonder if beer would work with peas.<BR/>Hmmm...drunken porked peas?Geosominhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15729167937433295927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-50760855926393704922008-04-22T09:36:00.000-05:002008-04-22T09:36:00.000-05:00I'm sure they send those peas to China and those p...I'm sure they send those peas to China and those poor kids split them.Have you ever noticed the "Split in China" label on them? Just for once it would be nice to have a whole pea soup! Might actually be filling:)<BR/><BR/>Porking the pea sounds like it would be delicious! I'm with you on that.<BR/><BR/>I hope the fiddler was able to fiddle after the fall:( Poor dude!Hey It's Dihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00946511234414730828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-31061160583443642142008-04-22T08:47:00.000-05:002008-04-22T08:47:00.000-05:00Did the fiddler really fall off of the roof, or wa...Did the fiddler really fall off of the roof, or was that creative license? <BR/><BR/>I think how hard it would be to split peas depends on if they're already dried or not, and if they only give you dental floss to do it. Or maybe penguins. I've heard that their beaks are strong. Plus, they only like fish.Rebecca Blevinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09378726097105313400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-24841761049767099862008-04-22T05:59:00.000-05:002008-04-22T05:59:00.000-05:00Oy! Regardless of my Jewish background, I will eat...Oy! Regardless of my Jewish background, I will eat just about anything. And any other innocuous brand of peas soup, split or otherwise wouldn't have raised an eyebrow. But with Manischewitz Kosher? That's just WRONG! ... It's so loaded with MSG and sodium. ;)Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-62777495087893229302008-04-22T00:43:00.000-05:002008-04-22T00:43:00.000-05:00A very good laugh for first thing on a Tuesday mor...A very good laugh for first thing on a Tuesday morning...love your complete and utter honesty! :)<BR/>If it tastes good - eat it! :)Chellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09153795516339636494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-34244089289831847442008-04-21T23:24:00.000-05:002008-04-21T23:24:00.000-05:00I wonder how much they pay people to split peas? ...I wonder how much they pay people to split peas? I think I could do that job... how hard could it be to cut peas in half?<BR/>Sounds like you've got some craziness the next few days... good luck!Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14908930035466483151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-29803765547633789162008-04-21T22:50:00.000-05:002008-04-21T22:50:00.000-05:00You're always going away...at least you left us wi...You're always going away...at least you left us with some quality stuff before your work-inspired hiatus. Come back fast!Deenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12185792838511226011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-6541949634796360072008-04-21T22:34:00.000-05:002008-04-21T22:34:00.000-05:00I'm toddling off to bed now.I have to work non-sto...I'm toddling off to bed now.<BR/><BR/>I have to work non-stop from 3 in the morning until sometimes around Thursday afternoon.<BR/><BR/>I'll be seeing you all and commenting then.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for all the nice words on the previous post. <BR/><BR/>Thanks for clicking on humor-blogs for me for all these months. It was gratifying to see The Infidel breaking into the top 20(out of 600-something) and staying there for quite a while. I recently withdrew my blog from there, in case anyone was wondering. It was pure, unadulterated fun but I feel like I got that all out of my system now. :)elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-24731054747640809982008-04-21T22:28:00.000-05:002008-04-21T22:28:00.000-05:00Oh, and I'm saving my hair for a few more inches s...Oh, and I'm saving my hair for a few more inches so that Locks of Love can make a Super Ponytail..a ponytail able to wrap around and cloak small children in times of a nakey emergency!elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.com