tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post3739689243739032230..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: Once Upon A Time, A Girl Infidel And A Boy Infidel Met And Fell Madly In Loveelasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-85524258362310831652007-07-24T00:51:00.000-05:002007-07-24T00:51:00.000-05:00ROFL. And I NEVER say that.We'll open up a Freakin...ROFL. And I NEVER say that.<BR/><BR/>We'll open up a Freakin' Cantina together and we'll be able to do whatever we want because both our husbands will stay away and rock in their rocking chairs with their grandfather sweaters and shawls tucked nicely around them. My man is always complaining that my music is too loud and my music is your music.Benjamin Loewenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16006009995269729267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-10704439868905716702007-07-20T10:52:00.000-05:002007-07-20T10:52:00.000-05:00I found the perfect card to give my hubby for our ...I found the perfect card to give my hubby for our anniversary the other day. I even thought of you as I bought it. It reads "Happy Anniversary . . . To the one who's seen me on the toilet and loves me anyway."Sister Pottymouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10987391736782375817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-57906723744288826612007-07-16T18:13:00.000-05:002007-07-16T18:13:00.000-05:00ok so i KNOW everyone has already commented on the...ok so i KNOW everyone has already commented on the poop freedom thing and all that. <BR/>BUT. when paul was single one of his friends gave him this piece of advice:<BR/>"If you're dating a girl that you really like and you think you want to marry her, if you CAN'T picture her straining to taking a crap on the toilet, DO NOT MARRY HER."<BR/><BR/>nice, huh? and paul loves to repeat it to random people he meets. it's just great.aubreyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00211381709565357220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-80325834329375580992007-07-16T07:39:00.000-05:002007-07-16T07:39:00.000-05:00millie- I AM exhausted. I got a fever and only Jun...millie- I AM exhausted. I got a fever and only Junior Mints and popcorn is the cure!<BR/><BR/>amber- He stole that from me! His accent makes it 99.9% sexier than when I say it, though.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-12283248037948082912007-07-15T21:59:00.000-05:002007-07-15T21:59:00.000-05:00You can let Papi know "Butch up, girly" is my new ...You can let Papi know "Butch up, girly" is my new mantra in life.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04135190793124857820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-18516994992278030972007-07-15T08:15:00.000-05:002007-07-15T08:15:00.000-05:00Perhaps a Baby Ruth? Or a chocolate-covered Payda...Perhaps a Baby Ruth? Or a chocolate-covered Payday bar?Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-56743961342271768782007-07-15T08:14:00.000-05:002007-07-15T08:14:00.000-05:00Wow, look at you, answering all those comments. Y...Wow, look at you, answering all those comments. You must be exhausted. Care for a Tootsie Roll?Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-31112126471865081962007-07-14T18:36:00.000-05:002007-07-14T18:36:00.000-05:00ELIZABETH- That was so yesterday, and we've all mo...ELIZABETH- That was so yesterday, and we've all moved on......to other tricks! Hiding under the bed so I can grab Papi's ankles and scare him never gets old! Although, it does squish the chestage a bit.<BR/><BR/>toni!- MEME's make me feel so exposed. Now everybody knows that I'm a champion watermelon seed spitter and they're going to feel intimidated by me.<BR/><BR/>on the run- Papi waits to shout that until I'm on the phone with somebody. We're so mature.<BR/><BR/>sketchy- His And Hers separate bathrooms is the stuff that for all time and eternity dreams are made of. That's our ultimate goal.<BR/><BR/>barn goddess- Just because I spit seeds doesn't make me seedy!<BR/><BR/>jean knee- I can't wait for our 50th wedding anniversary party when they play our special song. Do you think 70 will be too old to shake it to 'Freak Like Me?'<BR/><BR/>omar- Papi has his heart set on a dozen kids and delivering Melody just furthered his grand ambitions because it raised his Daddy Confidence level to soaring new heights.<BR/><BR/>melissa- Only Shirley Temples for you, ma'am!<BR/><BR/>mcewen- I would never involve Madonna's nasty book in my MEME!<BR/><BR/>b.- You don't think less of me for giving in and not holding out longer? I don't want to be perceived as one of those 'easy' blogger gals.<BR/><BR/>tori- My mom always said 'everything in its place.' That being said, you don't really want to see any toilet paper pictures from us.<BR/><BR/>suzanne- He WASN'T scared at all! After that, the big joke at church was that if any of the pregnant sisters couldn't make it to the hospital that Papi would be on maternity call.<BR/><BR/>jams- Cupid? Pshaw! I got it all over him and I looked better half-naked. Notice the past tense form of look? <BR/><BR/>millie- I'm so ashamed at how easy I am. <BR/><BR/>RAJ- Why not just go for the pressure washer?<BR/><BR/>Dan- I wave my brown Poop Freedom flag with pride! Admittedly it doesn't smell very good, though. I'm listening to Keane now. Does that make me less of an awesome person in your eyes?<BR/><BR/>Melody- Love is a many splendored thing and I'm pretty grateful for Papi whisking me away from the family chaos I grew up in and providing an environment of stability for our own children that include a solid foundation in the Gospel.<BR/><BR/>burg- I can't imagine having to 'contain' myself because I didn't want my husband to think of me as un-ladylike. I can bring home the bacon....Fry it up in a pan....and then have raging diarrhea from the grease....because I'm a WOMAN!<BR/><BR/>carrot- Never, I'm all original, all the time! How dare you accuse me of blog retread!<BR/><BR/>nancy face- Sometimes we discuss poop at great length. Kid poop, dog poop, our poop. Come on, everybody does it and we'd all be miserable if we couldn't. Celebrate Poop Freedom!<BR/><BR/>anonymous- I'd rather remain one of life's best kept secrets. How would I handle the adoring fans?<BR/><BR/>laura- It should make Neil Clark Warren's eharmony list of 21 points of compatibility!<BR/><BR/>carronin- You got your Yul Brenner story and I got mine of Papi pretending to pick imaginary fleas out of my hair during church. LOVE!<BR/><BR/>julie- We carry entire conversations while roosting. Our time together is very important, why waste it?elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-16543414909615120142007-07-14T15:39:00.000-05:002007-07-14T15:39:00.000-05:00Just for on.the.run: "I've lost...that pooooopin' ...Just for on.the.run: "I've lost...that pooooopin' feeee-uh-lin. Whoa that poopin' fee-uh-lin. I've lost that poopin feelin' cuz it's gawn, gawn, gawn, whoa whoa woe...."<BR/><BR/>I hear you on that poop freedom, my friend. You know you've found your true love when you can poop with the bathroom door open.Sister Pottymouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10987391736782375817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-62707618331438251292007-07-14T12:22:00.000-05:002007-07-14T12:22:00.000-05:00I adore falling in love stories. Thanks for sharin...I adore falling in love stories. Thanks for sharing.carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18213364745667222666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-70996299564065543642007-07-14T10:30:00.000-05:002007-07-14T10:30:00.000-05:00Poop Freedom...I will keep that in mind while sear...Poop Freedom...I will keep that in mind while searching for an eternal companion.Busy Bee Laurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04043024142115906584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-47566260528188284932007-07-14T10:08:00.000-05:002007-07-14T10:08:00.000-05:00Can we reinact your gyratitions to freak like me? ...Can we reinact your gyratitions to freak like me? That needs to be on you tube right away! Funny funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-9806822125984695992007-07-14T01:35:00.000-05:002007-07-14T01:35:00.000-05:00I loved #3 and #6, so fun! And poop freedom is hug...I loved #3 and #6, so fun! And poop freedom is huge in our marriage...I'm not kidding.Nancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-68245649743756740962007-07-13T23:37:00.000-05:002007-07-13T23:37:00.000-05:00I've seen this post, somewhere beforrrre. It seems...I've seen this post, somewhere beforrrre. It seems I've read this post beforrrrre.Carrot Jellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627476718171567049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-19206839742820359772007-07-13T23:26:00.000-05:002007-07-13T23:26:00.000-05:00Those are great! Poop freedom really is the secre...Those are great! Poop freedom really is the secret to a good marriage..Mrs. S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03761888051349398776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-69665253416984630352007-07-13T23:20:00.000-05:002007-07-13T23:20:00.000-05:00I can't make any jokes - reading this just made me...I can't make any jokes - reading this just made me feel warm and fuzzy. Good love is hard to find.<BR/><BR/>Seriously. That's all.Melodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17578288091007729306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-37892748897802200522007-07-13T19:56:00.000-05:002007-07-13T19:56:00.000-05:00heh. poop freedom made me imagine the tiananmen sq...heh. poop freedom made me imagine the tiananmen square massacre taking place over an entirely different issue.Dan M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10361995806554388397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-90407404775405885722007-07-13T17:38:00.000-05:002007-07-13T17:38:00.000-05:00Suggestion for your next shower prank: garden hose...Suggestion for your next shower prank: garden hose. WAY more effective than a mere cup, plus you can direct the stream over the top so "no climbing."<BR/><BR/>Hmmm... now I remember! I used the garden hose in response to someone who dumped a cup of cold water on me during *my* shower.<BR/><BR/>Retaliation-in-kind is for wimps. Full-up nucular response! That's what I do.<BR/><BR/>Your monkeys may vary of course.Bill Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09814379524664994701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-79984619535064132162007-07-13T17:23:00.000-05:002007-07-13T17:23:00.000-05:00I have to disagree with Elizabeth's comment. If B...I have to disagree with Elizabeth's comment. If Bri decided it would be funny to dump cold water on me while I was in the shower, he would draw back a bloody stump.<BR/><BR/>OK, I love the watermelon seed story. No man has ever said "I must have you and make you mine" to me before. Although I'm guessing Bri has probably thought it. :) <BR/><BR/>(snickering oh so slightly at you giving in)Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-54363741222470984552007-07-13T16:43:00.000-05:002007-07-13T16:43:00.000-05:00How romantic ewbl! So Cupid ran out of arrows and ...How romantic ewbl! So Cupid ran out of arrows and used the watermelon seeds instead? if I poured cold water onto the not wife as she showered I would be flensed!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-83604735065605726642007-07-13T15:47:00.000-05:002007-07-13T15:47:00.000-05:00How sweet with #3 and funny with #6! That would ...How sweet with #3 and funny with #6! That would be so scary to deliver a baby so props to your hubby for that one! Thanks for sharing! :)Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17551412295647029026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-89446573037890406642007-07-13T15:36:00.000-05:002007-07-13T15:36:00.000-05:00I LOVED your answers! You are so entertaining. Muc...I LOVED your answers! You are so entertaining. Much more interesting than my answers- but no picture with TP up your nose...Tori :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14963896000691417017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-5408728889882503392007-07-13T14:12:00.000-05:002007-07-13T14:12:00.000-05:00I loved reading this....thanks for giving in.I loved reading this....thanks for giving in.b.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05200037742651165832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-69826876635914439702007-07-13T12:23:00.000-05:002007-07-13T12:23:00.000-05:00I wonder how much 'truth or dare' is involved in t...I wonder how much 'truth or dare' is involved in these memes?<BR/>CheersMaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05828186178060722812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-7936887938730646132007-07-13T11:09:00.000-05:002007-07-13T11:09:00.000-05:00Okay, laughing hysterically is such a great way to...Okay, laughing hysterically is such a great way to start the day - thanks!Kimberly Vanderhorsthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01653757517652257445noreply@blogger.com