tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post3769081244972317354..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: Please Stop Looking At My Crackelasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-66817446967718051932007-02-11T07:41:00.000-06:002007-02-11T07:41:00.000-06:00If things keep up as they are, I'd gladly pay some...If things keep up as they are, I'd gladly pay someone to touch my crack.<BR/><BR/>You lucky.Nadiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03775533956809671782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-44416613939527025242007-02-10T14:34:00.000-06:002007-02-10T14:34:00.000-06:00Me thought I had wandered into a den of iniquity.....Me thought I had wandered into a den of iniquity...turned out it was your hilarious blog post. Thanks for the chuckle. Wish I'd read the post before all the good puns were snatched up. =PKimberly Vanderhorsthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01653757517652257445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-66755601433745038342007-02-10T00:51:00.000-06:002007-02-10T00:51:00.000-06:00I love it that you get me. Stuff like that is lost...I love it that you get me. Stuff like that is lost on everyone here.dalenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13414972890937798371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-48137047974669787322007-02-09T21:53:00.000-06:002007-02-09T21:53:00.000-06:00lyle- My foot usually contends for space in my mou...lyle- My foot usually contends for space in my mouth displacing the tongue from my cheek quite frquently.<BR/><BR/>compulsive- I hope that I don't make you want to snort <I>crack</I> because "crack is whack!"<BR/><BR/>RAJ- The rock hit so low on the black part of the windshield I didn't notice it spreading for a couple of weeks. We don't have money for repairs, so I'm learning to love my crack. They need love too, you know.<BR/><BR/>suzanne- My crack reflects radiant rainbow beams that cascade down upon me, bathing me in luminescence. Can <I>your</I> crack do that?<BR/><BR/>NCS- They have crack whores up in Washington too, huh? I'd delight in telling people that my insurance paid for my crack. Sweet.<BR/><BR/>millie- I told you to stop staring. You're making me feel self-conscious now. :(<BR/><BR/>jd- Hola! Welcome to my little den of all things Infidel.<BR/><BR/>jedi- My favorite fishy is having a birthday! Here's a <A HREF="http://www.acaketoremember.com/images/grooms_2.gif" REL="nofollow">special cake</A> for a special guy. Rounds of lemonade are on me! WOOOOOOTTTTT!<BR/><BR/>white man retarded- Cracked cracker, you are.<BR/><BR/>jennifer b.- My crack problem will be fine as long as I don't step on the crack thus breaking my mothers back.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-35478034224848796552007-02-09T21:14:00.000-06:002007-02-09T21:14:00.000-06:00Just discovered your blog -- hysterical! Hope you ...Just discovered your blog -- hysterical! <BR/><BR/>Hope you get the help you need with your crack problem. (Now would that be 12 step, Weight Watchers, or Mr. Goodwrench?)Jennifer B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18027072144184440842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-40621820325766485042007-02-09T17:53:00.000-06:002007-02-09T17:53:00.000-06:00Ahh, Crack kills, daddy, but I reply, yes, but my ...Ahh, Crack kills, daddy, but I reply, yes, but my crack induces a strong sense of euphoria first that makes you want more...White Man Retardedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01146513221370959529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-80445298559844118132007-02-09T15:04:00.000-06:002007-02-09T15:04:00.000-06:00This is a great post and reminds me of one that I ...This is a great post and reminds me of <A HREF="http://www.oldfishandlemonade.com/2006/07/26/i-love-to-play-with-it/" REL="nofollow">one that I wrote</A>.Seftonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14412302958691121755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-43891200497511209832007-02-09T14:17:00.000-06:002007-02-09T14:17:00.000-06:00I have to agree with Millie that is one enormous c...I have to agree with Millie that is one enormous crack. <BR/><BR/>Found you through Lianne's Bloggy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-933407703852229592007-02-09T14:13:00.000-06:002007-02-09T14:13:00.000-06:00Holy crap. You have a HUGE crack.Holy crap. You have a HUGE crack.Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-25499852431881063392007-02-09T13:00:00.000-06:002007-02-09T13:00:00.000-06:00Crack is whack!I have never seen a crack like that...Crack is whack!<BR/>I have never seen a crack like that. <BR/>But once I got a little crack fixed: a parking lot crack guy offered to do it for free. Free crack fix? sounded to good to be true, but it was true, my insurance company authorized it (who knew they cared about my crack?) and so it was done.Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-82773437567829087872007-02-09T11:43:00.000-06:002007-02-09T11:43:00.000-06:00LOL!!! Just remember "crack kills!" :DLOL!!! Just remember "crack kills!" :DSuzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17551412295647029026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-52241807401475671022007-02-09T08:47:00.000-06:002007-02-09T08:47:00.000-06:00What an awesome post. Just... awesome.I don't supp...What an awesome post. Just... awesome.<BR/><BR/>I don't suppose you happened to get any info on the cement truck? Cost of replacement might not exceed your insurance deductible, but if you got the truck company to file against *their* insurance, you wouldn't get charged for the repair.<BR/><BR/>Something similar happened to the Radioactive Spouse; the other guy's insurance paid for the fix.Bill Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09814379524664994701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-42819111008357655092007-02-08T23:43:00.000-06:002007-02-08T23:43:00.000-06:00Only you. Made me want to snort!Only you. <BR/><BR/>Made me want to snort!dalenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13414972890937798371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-9004764437529275952007-02-08T22:05:00.000-06:002007-02-08T22:05:00.000-06:00Keeping that tongue in your cheek for too long mig...Keeping that tongue in your cheek for too long might make it stay there permanately.Lylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03260672421125052182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-40559948726847704932007-02-08T22:02:00.000-06:002007-02-08T22:02:00.000-06:00a payne- Not only was he a crack whore, but he was...a payne- Not only was he a crack whore, but he was a crack whore with his very own printed up official business card!<BR/><BR/>omar- The only foreign object allowed in my crack is my Mexican born Papi. <BR/><BR/>elizabeth- I'm guessing its because a horizontal crack would make it impossible to deal your enemies a defensive one-handed wedgie pull maneuver. Thong panties might look slightly different too.<BR/><BR/>lee- I know! Right? I LOVE LOVE LOVE October Project. I got to meet Emil, Julie, and Marina two years ago. They're so awesome and so under appreciated. <BR/><BR/>jams- The crack won't prevent the truck from passing state inspections......and failing the neighborhood snob patrol inspectors.<BR/><BR/>stephanie- Dr. Seuss has his rhymes. T.S. Eliot had his light verse. Weird Al has his parody. I have my crack.<BR/><BR/>jen- From one cracker to another: You <I>cracked</I> me up. My windshield is beyond the realm of crack putty possibilities. The constant cold-hot-cold temps really made it spread faster than I thought it would.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-88353970683156057852007-02-08T19:57:00.000-06:002007-02-08T19:57:00.000-06:00You do know that crack kills, don't you? I don't t...You do know that crack kills, don't you? <BR/>I don't think people should be eyeing other people's cracks. I think people should keep their eyes averted and ignore it when someone's crack shows.<BR/>Maybe you should get some of that crack putty.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07363556144865595548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-34566345151494040432007-02-08T18:25:00.000-06:002007-02-08T18:25:00.000-06:00I was laughing so hard. I knew what you were talk...I was laughing so hard. I knew what you were talking about after the first few mentions of "the crack" but you were so poetic I almost believed that it was a different crack.Blackeyedsuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15626674680062162360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-26206639272805442232007-02-08T15:27:00.000-06:002007-02-08T15:27:00.000-06:00Now that is a pretty awesome cack ewbl.. Seriously...Now that is a pretty awesome cack ewbl.. Seriously is it something that will cause problems at some stage? Cars here have to gor though what is called an MOT, an annual inspection... a crack of that size would have the car fail.<BR/><BR/>Gah I'm not sounding flippant!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-84956245997440075102007-02-08T13:28:00.000-06:002007-02-08T13:28:00.000-06:00Have you ever heard the joke about why our 'cracks...Have you ever heard the joke about why our 'cracks' run vertical versus horizontal? The punch line has something to do with a slide at the playground.Elizabeth-Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215621448451413460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-73498745307527208342007-02-08T12:22:00.000-06:002007-02-08T12:22:00.000-06:00Wow. I know that picture isn't yours, but just lo...Wow. I know that picture isn't yours, but just looking at it makes me wonder what I would do if I had a crack like yours. It's gotta be rough going around hoping your crack doesn't spread. If a foreign object hits that crack in the right way, it's gonna open that crack right up and next thing you know, that foreign object will be inside. Yup, right inside your truck. Nobody wants that.omarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02868485868715017527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-13349424970568091592007-02-08T11:43:00.000-06:002007-02-08T11:43:00.000-06:00What is up with that guy in the parking lot, offer...What is up with that guy in the parking lot, offering services to you like that?! What is he some kind of crack whore? Or worse, an assistant crack whore?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16575936726304867096noreply@blogger.com