tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post3867345565556098892..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: I Got Plenty Of Sole Inside! (Unfortunately It's Way Too Squishy)elasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-73079146515004591512008-08-16T00:17:00.000-05:002008-08-16T00:17:00.000-05:00Well, for old lady shoes, they're pretty nice, emb...Well, for old lady shoes, they're pretty nice, embarrassing sounds aside. <BR/><BR/>I hate the way that fake leather squeaks against itself. I've loudly made that noise in church. I think they said, "IWEARCHEAPSHOESSSS!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-26377830987649395782008-08-08T01:06:00.000-05:002008-08-08T01:06:00.000-05:00Listen to this...the former owners of my home are ...Listen to this...the former owners of my home are relatives of the strange and famous Tiny Tim. One day he was in town and came to visit them, and he performed "Tiptoe through the tulips" in their living room. <BR/><BR/>Now that very same living room is MINE, and it's famous! <BR/><BR/>Or something.Nancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-60310814287379784992008-08-08T01:00:00.000-05:002008-08-08T01:00:00.000-05:00Wait just a second! I thought I was the middle-age...Wait just a second! I thought I was the middle-aged mama around here! If YOU are, then I'm practically a dead thing! :0Nancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-60675705071847220882008-08-08T00:58:00.000-05:002008-08-08T00:58:00.000-05:00Sssssnakes! Why did it have to be snakes? :0Sssssnakes! Why did it have to be snakes? :0Nancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-81589614747027688042008-08-06T12:05:00.000-05:002008-08-06T12:05:00.000-05:00The sandals that I wore to church last Sunday are ...The sandals that I wore to church last Sunday are noisy. <BR/>One of them squeaks. <BR/> This wouldn't be too much of a problem, but with our chronic lateness, everyone hears it loud and clear. <BR/>Step, SQUEAK! step, SQUEAK! Step, SQUEAK! step, SQUEAK!..........<BR/>And if that wasn't bad enough, my three year old says (in his outdoor voice) "Why you wearin' you bwoken shoes mom?"Jillybeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12150574987267072428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-7510729844118121312008-08-05T21:33:00.000-05:002008-08-05T21:33:00.000-05:00My nursing shoes totally make squeeky nursing shoe...My nursing shoes totally make squeeky nursing shoes sounds... I feel so authentic wearing them.<BR/><BR/>You are lucky to have size 10 feet... I where a 7 and there are never any cute shoes in my size on sale because it is the most common shoe size.Christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15142636095145936798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-86172393869268264532008-08-05T16:18:00.000-05:002008-08-05T16:18:00.000-05:00OH! I have several pairs of whoopie cushion-esque ...OH! I have several pairs of whoopie cushion-esque soled shoes. There are also the slapper shoes that slap the bottoms of my feet at just the right trajectory causing the sound to reverberate(sp?) throughout the room.<BR/><BR/>Who invented these things!?!?Physcokityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873315358911156089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-35269496851423129852008-08-05T12:37:00.000-05:002008-08-05T12:37:00.000-05:00What is it with the Birks? I wore them for the lo...What is it with the Birks? I wore them for the longest time before my ankle issues and mine would always fart too. Nothing like having to issue disclaimers all the time..."That was my shoe"..."That was my shoe"..."That was my shoe"...Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312731015432167519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-13326110716509129772008-08-05T12:31:00.000-05:002008-08-05T12:31:00.000-05:00Pah I am a mere US size 91/2 (81/2 in teh UK but f...Pah I am a mere US size 91/2 (81/2 in teh UK but forty something in European sizing and age!) I think bored footwear makers get their own back for tiny wages by sabotaging the odd pair.. It may not put food on the table but at least there are many westerners who have footwear that can double up as a whoppee cushion!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-12255146691185576822008-08-05T06:51:00.000-05:002008-08-05T06:51:00.000-05:00Well now that IS a serious problem. But I just wa...Well now that IS a serious problem. But I just want to say before running my behind out of here as fast as I can...<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>If you are a size 10 those snakes can't bet THAT tiny! Bwhahahha<BR/><BR/>*Running*Lorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03629819439220359415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-16175897571004753952008-08-05T00:35:00.000-05:002008-08-05T00:35:00.000-05:00You got them in the lingerie section?Who knew that...You got them in the lingerie section?<BR/>Who knew that sandals qualified? ;)Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17551412295647029026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-21172619066933276182008-08-05T00:01:00.000-05:002008-08-05T00:01:00.000-05:00Did they give you a recorder to charm the snakes i...Did they give you a recorder to charm the snakes in your shoes?Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-74316901802242274372008-08-04T23:53:00.000-05:002008-08-04T23:53:00.000-05:00i, as well, am a perfect 10. let's hear it for us...i, as well, am a perfect 10. let's hear it for us fine ladies!!<BR/><BR/>i used to be ashamed of the 10 when i was in 7th grade. now i yell it from the rooftops. if my feet were any smaller i would just tip over.Mindihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00794721421123889876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-13221694062696053432008-08-04T22:18:00.000-05:002008-08-04T22:18:00.000-05:00Sadly I am stuck at a 9.Do you play Hide-and-Seek ...Sadly I am stuck at a 9.<BR/><BR/>Do you play Hide-and-Seek at church? Cool!Sketchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11517261316724789686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-87169059511189016202008-08-04T22:05:00.000-05:002008-08-04T22:05:00.000-05:00I'm feeling sooo average. I'm only a 6. And the li...I'm feeling sooo average. I'm only a 6. <BR/>And the line about the baby snakes was hilarious.<BR/>I can't stand shoes that make noise. Flip flops, mules, etc. I bought a smokin' hot pair of 3 inch high espadrilles a couple summers ago and wore them only once because of the thwock thwock sound they made. Somebody at DI got a great deal. Never again will I buy shoes online.Elizabeth-Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215621448451413460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-85396376747446938102008-08-04T20:25:00.000-05:002008-08-04T20:25:00.000-05:00I love the padded, cushy toilet seat. I find the ...I love the padded, cushy toilet seat. I find the air whooshing sound both comforting and relaxing.<BR/>(It's actually the the least offensive noise in there!)<BR/><BR/>Miss you kid!damonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15733724163695678060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-23250494378311292702008-08-04T19:52:00.000-05:002008-08-04T19:52:00.000-05:00Yay! I'm a 10, too. I hate shoe noises. Even my ne...Yay! I'm a 10, too. I hate shoe noises. Even my new flip flops are starting to make a hhssss, hhssss noise. Ack!nikkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513640054479376205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-65916892114943041802008-08-04T18:25:00.000-05:002008-08-04T18:25:00.000-05:00I think it's snakes in there for sureI think it's snakes in there for sureJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-31347998923761388662008-08-04T16:18:00.000-05:002008-08-04T16:18:00.000-05:00I have some "SSSSSS" shoes too. Makes it so hard ...I have some "SSSSSS" shoes too. Makes it so hard to sneak up on people and scare the crap out of them. Which is, of course, one of my favorite past times...Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14908930035466483151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-52604436265119274132008-08-04T14:08:00.000-05:002008-08-04T14:08:00.000-05:00I'm just a 9-1/2...but sometimes a 10. Shoe noises...I'm just a 9-1/2...but sometimes a 10. <BR/><BR/>Shoe noises are bad...I wore a pair to work the other day that made a thumping noise with every step. People could track my every move. :(Rhonda Sloanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11802421818497050873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-59603450194616080272008-08-04T13:59:00.000-05:002008-08-04T13:59:00.000-05:00YAYY according to my shoes I'm a perfect 10 as wel...YAYY according to my shoes I'm a perfect 10 as well.... and you know that the only opinion that ever matters is what your shoes think. Am I right or am I right? ;o)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16620999018026605884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-71676346976446481452008-08-04T13:11:00.000-05:002008-08-04T13:11:00.000-05:00You need my new spray-on-shoe. Go ahead, make it ...You need my new spray-on-shoe. Go ahead, make it as thick as you'd like and have it wrap as much or as little as you desire. Patent pending...Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-31026553070684772712008-08-04T13:01:00.000-05:002008-08-04T13:01:00.000-05:00I have had the whoopie cushion shoes before and bo...I have had the whoopie cushion shoes before and boy is that humiliating when walking into a quiet room.<BR/><BR/>Those shoes look quite sexy (and a 10 no less) so I think that the SSSSS sound just adds the charm.<BR/><BR/>P.S. sometimes I'm a 10 and sometimes ONLY a 9 1/2. *sigh! I can't always be perfect even with shoes:)Hey It's Dihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00946511234414730828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-32306016080120052492008-08-04T12:31:00.000-05:002008-08-04T12:31:00.000-05:00Perfect 10!! YAY! LOL!I've had one or two pairs o...Perfect 10!! YAY! LOL!<BR/><BR/>I've had one or two pairs of shoes that hiss or squeak. Isn't it annoying? My new pair of summer sandals are Minnetonkas and I looove them! Not everyone likes thongs, but I think they do other styles.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-60561871250182653772008-08-04T12:02:00.000-05:002008-08-04T12:02:00.000-05:00No! I can't stand shoe noises! Last week I took t...No! I can't stand shoe noises! Last week I took the kids and myself to the tennis shoe store where we spend ridiculous amounts of money on tennis shoes so that we don't have a repeat date with physical therapy due to crappy tennis shoes while running. Anyway, all 3 of us go in hoping to find the best looking shoe-I mean right fit and we tell him what size we need and he looks a little surprised and says, "Wow, I don't think I have ever fitted everyone in one family the same size shoe. And yes, we all left with 10's. (Amanda isn't even 12, yet.)Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00103993586753057004noreply@blogger.com