tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post4454731422813824481..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: Even The Neighborhood Watch People Avert Their Eyes And Blush From Embarrassment.....elasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-86541076842625425772007-09-19T19:26:00.000-05:002007-09-19T19:26:00.000-05:00Okay, I am posting this to my Facebook profile. T...Okay, I am posting this to my Facebook profile. This is SO funny. You on there by the way? Look for me: Natasha Clark You'll see my white face, eye and some of my mouth. That's me.Benjamin Loewenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16006009995269729267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-76774792607925374602007-09-17T13:54:00.000-05:002007-09-17T13:54:00.000-05:00I totally found some really funny things but Only ...I totally found some really funny things but Only one really showed up nice on my little camera phone. You gotta check it out. Its HILLARIOUS. Anyways so I think you are so funnynora.lakehursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02786703385892631834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-622296541915347732007-09-17T10:14:00.000-05:002007-09-17T10:14:00.000-05:00now I KNOW where those little baby speed bumps com...now I KNOW where those little baby speed bumps come from.....thanks! I wonder no more.BarnGoddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01261723771424005816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-3278433837743692622007-09-17T00:25:00.000-05:002007-09-17T00:25:00.000-05:00I am totally loving this post and the aftermath po...I am totally loving this post and the aftermath posting. I so admire your ability to change something I drive by every day into hilarium.Methodical Wormerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00554242791904551761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-13225544467091285752007-09-16T23:35:00.000-05:002007-09-16T23:35:00.000-05:00I gave you the You Make Me Smile Award...come by a...I gave you the You Make Me Smile Award...come by and check it out when you have time! :)Nancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-82795355424214582132007-09-16T20:45:00.000-05:002007-09-16T20:45:00.000-05:00Oh dear! I'm so glad our roads are celibate, I hav...Oh dear! I'm so glad our roads are celibate, I have 7 kids I would have to try to shield as I drive. And I can't reach that last seat in the 11 passenger van with my arms. I'm way too short for that.Qtpies7https://www.blogger.com/profile/04612364762900912663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-2201926083943655342007-09-16T19:09:00.000-05:002007-09-16T19:09:00.000-05:00Lol.But *shudder* at the mention of "my humps".Lol.<BR/><BR/>But *shudder* at the mention of "my humps".Leihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13602022032114765911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-18825766673317800072007-09-16T14:01:00.000-05:002007-09-16T14:01:00.000-05:00if you don't get that gotta pee cat back, I'll scr...if you don't get that gotta pee cat back, I'll scream.<BR/><BR/>I will. I really will.Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-5329864839228300102007-09-16T01:21:00.000-05:002007-09-16T01:21:00.000-05:00Does your car squeak when you roll over the bumps?...Does your car <A HREF="http://biffytalk.blogspot.com/2007/09/stuff-of-nightmares.html" REL="nofollow">squeak</A> when you roll over the bumps?<BR/><BR/>(hahahahahaha!)Sister Pottymouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10987391736782375817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-38698602875698158182007-09-15T23:19:00.000-05:002007-09-15T23:19:00.000-05:00Thank you for taking your camera with you, elastic...Thank you for taking your camera with you, elastic. Thank you, thank you.<BR/><BR/>(And while I'm at it, thanks to you, too jams. That was great!)wynnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105342199853174222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-20188548305615757932007-09-15T20:25:00.000-05:002007-09-15T20:25:00.000-05:00Being a hillbilly I've never seen a road or a spee...Being a hillbilly I've never seen a road or a speed hump our humps are just regular ol'bumps.carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18213364745667222666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-24646444902336550692007-09-15T19:52:00.000-05:002007-09-15T19:52:00.000-05:00We have those in our area... I just giggle everyti...We have those in our area... I just giggle everytime I see them! Now I'm gonna have this post stuck in my head. :)suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17087761009975204727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-69425829933726870612007-09-15T19:22:00.000-05:002007-09-15T19:22:00.000-05:00Elastic, I warned you against those tony home perm...Elastic, I warned you against those tony home perms!!!!Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-555202936701734082007-09-15T18:07:00.000-05:002007-09-15T18:07:00.000-05:00Love it! Where I come from they call them 'sleepi...Love it! Where I come from they call them 'sleeping policemen' [as if the police person is lying down in the road] but I like yours better.<BR/>CheersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-8684904280533922432007-09-15T16:46:00.000-05:002007-09-15T16:46:00.000-05:00Here they avoid the comedy opportunities by having...Here they avoid the comedy opportunities by having pictoral signs rather than words*, but I've always loved the "Heavy Plant Crossing" signs - presumably warning about triffids or some such....<BR/><BR/>* Though the "uneven road ahead" pictoral sign has been the butt of jokes for years, as it looks like 2 - erm, parts of the female body (not ears)...Brian o vretanoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982178574498189251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-43095513950425713982007-09-15T14:02:00.000-05:002007-09-15T14:02:00.000-05:00millie- I'm going to take a shower. Nobody likes c...millie- I'm going to take a shower. Nobody likes crusty buns.<BR/><BR/>amber- Yeah? And I wanna be sedated. And I want it that way.<BR/>That's what would happen if The Ramones and The Backstreet Boys ever combined forces.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-30832215922563065352007-09-15T13:37:00.000-05:002007-09-15T13:37:00.000-05:00I wanna live in THAT neighborhood.:-)I wanna live in THAT neighborhood.<BR/><BR/>:-)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04135190793124857820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-44913703840554581932007-09-15T13:28:00.000-05:002007-09-15T13:28:00.000-05:00A few sessions of Saddlebag Cinch will perk those ...A few sessions of Saddlebag Cinch will perk those buns right up. I'm doing it right now!!! <BR/><BR/>*clench* *clench*Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-2837497359669766712007-09-15T07:33:00.000-05:002007-09-15T07:33:00.000-05:00b. Really? I want to put a CHIP sign next to it, t...b. Really? I want to put a CHIP sign next to it, then. Around here some of the rednecks would take that as permission to dig out the can of Skoal from their back pocket.<BR/><BR/>kimberly- Our No Dumping signs include the cost of a dumping fine at the bottom. It's very expensive to take a dump in Texas.<BR/><BR/>stacey- I'm not clever. I'm just a purveyor of the sin of light-minded laughter.<BR/><BR/>jean knee- Yeah. You don't see how barfy my writing is lately? Oh, and I'm always hungry. Are you offering up a free meal? SHould we meet in the middle at Pancho's? Then I could say I had my first date with Papi and my first meeting with jean knee at Pancho's Mexican Buffet.<BR/><BR/>jams- I LOVED that sign!!!!! It looked more like a snake that just devoured it's owner than a bumpy road, though.<BR/><BR/>TMM- I thought the Dead End signs were for people to be aware that they have terrible split ends and should use more conditioner.<BR/><BR/>Lauren- Our humps are faster than your humps. Wait, should I be bragging about that?<BR/><BR/>psychokity- I do not endorse the use of speed while humping. I thought government officials wanted us to say no to drugs. I guess that doesn't include speed.<BR/><BR/>elizabeth- I like the SLOW CHURCH signs, the best. I'm like "awwwww, a place for the slow children and their families to worship. How nice."<BR/><BR/>aubrey- They're getting you to jiggle for them without even paying you for it.<BR/><BR/>NCS- I bet it makes her think of buns AND hot dogs. <BR/><BR/>millie- I've had toasted buns before. But after sitting here typing out all these responses, I have flat buns. <BR/><BR/>bee- It's a classic FRO from Victorian times. I'm an old-fashioned kind of gal when it comes to my FRO pictures.<BR/><BR/>nancy- I'd be more worried about stopping camel toe than camel humps.<BR/><BR/>glittersmama- Shouldn't that be marked as a 'Quickie Zone' then?<BR/><BR/>anna marie- Speed Bumps sounds like a Disco Dance.<BR/><BR/>kayelynn- Are you going to post a Speed Hump sign in your bedroom?!!!??<BR/><BR/>glo- I blame the Digital Underground and their Humpty Hump song for corrupting the future signmakers of America back in the 90's.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-18889493046763760982007-09-15T07:09:00.000-05:002007-09-15T07:09:00.000-05:00B.- I'm offended by stories of stuffed animals bei...B.- I'm offended by stories of stuffed animals being violated. Is it just me, or are you leaving the funniest comments lately? I totally agreed with your Sean Kingston assessment too.<BR/><BR/>toni- No. I think its brought to you straight from the pervs laying about around Austin courtesy of our tax dollars-dreaming up dirty signs to pepper the state with.<BR/><BR/>jean knee- Maybe that's a Dalmation thing because the one I had as a kid did that too......and he ate the doo doo from the cat's litter box. Man's Best Friend <I>and</I> litter box cleaner.<BR/><BR/>lisa- We were on the other side of town and I brought my camera specifically to capture anything that had potential. It's like I struck sign comedy gold as soon as I cut through that neighborhood. Sadly, my subdivision doesn't have road bumps, lumps, or humps.<BR/><BR/>tori- This ain't my hood. We have signs where I live warning off solicitors. Like that stops The Living Scriptures and Kirby people...<BR/><BR/>melissa- It's a <I>sign</I> of our moral decay, alright. Literally. Or maybe it's a <I>sign</I> that I have a dirty mind. Hmmmelasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-3638051929536721722007-09-15T06:59:00.000-05:002007-09-15T06:59:00.000-05:00Carrot- You're Number One! You're Number One!Carro...Carrot- You're Number One! You're Number One!<BR/>Carrot- Yes You Are.<BR/>Carrot- I haven't thought of a comment back to this comment yet. Sorry.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-3139243874848007932007-09-15T00:50:00.000-05:002007-09-15T00:50:00.000-05:00I have no idea how in our world, the word 'humps' ...I have no idea how in our world, the word 'humps' could ever find its way to a road sign.glohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06777237737581745765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-75005032047657828022007-09-15T00:00:00.000-05:002007-09-15T00:00:00.000-05:00We have a DEAD END sign and a DIP sign, but I real...We have a DEAD END sign and a DIP sign, but I really want one of those ROAD HUMPS signs. Especially if they can hump at 20 MPH.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Bwawawawa- Hubs and I are going to bed, laughing all the way.<BR/><BR/>B- That poor teddy bear, getting violated and all.Klinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16814431399124793880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-79462984713087910252007-09-14T23:57:00.000-05:002007-09-14T23:57:00.000-05:00Must be an American thing.Here we have speed bumps...Must be an American thing.<BR/><BR/>Here we have speed bumps.<BR/><BR/>Now I've got the Alice the Camel song in my head.Anna Maria Junushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14589846694967185982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-8167529336771911032007-09-14T23:16:00.000-05:002007-09-14T23:16:00.000-05:00Physokity and I grew up together in the presence o...Physokity and I grew up together in the presence of speed humps. I always just think that it means to hurry up and do your business.Deenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12185792838511226011noreply@blogger.com