tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post55590072684599374..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: Colour My World.........With Loveelasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-60894757114381656342007-05-04T20:22:00.000-05:002007-05-04T20:22:00.000-05:00I segregate according to size. I will never live d...I segregate according to size. I will never live down the time I separated the harvest of shelled peas into small, medium and large.<BR/><BR/>My egg lady used to fill the cartons of eggs for us without regard for color. The last few weeks she has segregated them according to color and my delight. A row of six orangy brown eggs, a row of six beautiful blue eggs and a row of not quite, but almost white eggs. Then there was the week where there were three tiny brown eggs across, three tiny olive green eggs, three medium pale blue eggs, three medium orangy brown eggs, three medium almost white eggs and three huge brown eggs.luckyzmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04176703683321469118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-77952972380448023772007-04-23T04:57:00.000-05:002007-04-23T04:57:00.000-05:00Hah! You are a great writer!Hah! You are a great writer!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-89510609774752846202007-04-22T20:39:00.000-05:002007-04-22T20:39:00.000-05:00How did you know I love "Into the Ocean?"He wants ...How did you know I love "Into the Ocean?"<BR/>He wants to swim away but does not know how...<BR/>Awwwww.Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-48605491485079646992007-04-22T20:04:00.000-05:002007-04-22T20:04:00.000-05:00That's hilarious. I just had a conversation with a...That's hilarious. I just had a conversation with a friend that went like this:<BR/><BR/>Him: Yeah. The family (we're volunteers together) bought me a new sweatshirt. The other one had a stain on it. And it was ratty. Oh - and they suggested I learn the difference between white and everything else.<BR/><BR/>Me: Hahahahahahglohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06777237737581745765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-82290009398885829622007-04-22T18:57:00.000-05:002007-04-22T18:57:00.000-05:00Don't worry, I'm sure some savvy race baiter. Ooop...Don't worry, I'm sure some savvy race baiter. Ooops, I mean 'race advocate' like my buddies Jesse or Al will step forward to represent the disenfranchised and unfairly treated non-white laundry. <BR/><BR/>I segragate pre-laundry. However, post-laundering, I bring all the colors together to frolic and mingle in one gigantic laundry mountain perched upon ye olde Infidel sofa. And yes, they really <I>can</I> all get along. Imagine that.........elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-29396338468963767212007-04-22T18:52:00.000-05:002007-04-22T18:52:00.000-05:00I'll bet you get slapped with a lawsuit from the A...I'll bet you get slapped with a lawsuit from the ACLU now. See? See what you've done?Sketchyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11517261316724789686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-20592472935530764332007-04-22T15:34:00.000-05:002007-04-22T15:34:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.b.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05200037742651165832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-18271896577638147362007-04-22T15:08:00.000-05:002007-04-22T15:08:00.000-05:00I've never felt guilt for separating my darks from...I've never felt guilt for separating my darks from my whites until now. I feel so bad I may never do laundry again. Well maybe until we all run out of underwear.carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18213364745667222666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-88250560685395171732007-04-22T14:39:00.000-05:002007-04-22T14:39:00.000-05:00You've been tagged!You've been tagged!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-37435744599005068102007-04-22T11:42:00.000-05:002007-04-22T11:42:00.000-05:00I think the fashion police could use someone with ...I think the fashion police could use someone with your qualifications.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12435553180139611323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-49159354033669593112007-04-21T21:26:00.000-05:002007-04-21T21:26:00.000-05:00You are a genius.on laundry: I would rather the la...You are a genius.<BR/>on laundry: I would rather the laundry sit in the basket on the floor than let my dh or kids fold it....they put the fuh-lippin' dishtowels in the bathrooms with the facetowels!!b.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05200037742651165832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-91305729674180417762007-04-21T13:52:00.000-05:002007-04-21T13:52:00.000-05:00White supremacy rules, but only with the assistanc...White supremacy rules, but only with the assistance of Clorox.<BR/>Cheers dearsMaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05828186178060722812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-65087138948841234282007-04-21T08:33:00.000-05:002007-04-21T08:33:00.000-05:00I bet that laundry in your house is a nightmare, I...I bet that laundry in your house is a nightmare, I have 1/3 the amount of children that you have and I can barely handle it, of course littlest feels the need to change his clothes several times a day. My mom went over the edge from the laundry situation, all 6 of us were bed-wetters so in addition to all the crazy amounts of clothing she needed to wash she also had 6 sets of sheets to wash daily.<BR/><BR/>I love that that picture is called dancing at the laundry mat.Christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15142636095145936798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-2879168505620880752007-04-21T02:20:00.000-05:002007-04-21T02:20:00.000-05:00I always thought I was "tanned". No, turns out I'm...I always thought I was "tanned". No, turns out I'm brown.<BR/>*Sigh*<BR/>It's so hard finding out you're actually a different color than your previosuly thought.<BR/>Kinda like when Spiderman washed his whites with his Spidey suit.<BR/>Kinda.Super Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-39542496358681896492007-04-20T20:06:00.000-05:002007-04-20T20:06:00.000-05:00I could use a laundry expert at college next year....I could use a laundry expert at college next year. You'll get to live in a dorm, be paid absolutely nothing and deal with annoying juveniles all day, every day! What could be better?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-65550024576444638652007-04-20T19:22:00.000-05:002007-04-20T19:22:00.000-05:00At least people at your house honor and obey your ...At least people at your house honor and obey your segregationist ways. People over here manage to sneak in other hues without telling me. Once those colors go through the dryer, they're stuck forever!!<BR/>And you know who the guilty party is? Shazzy. He'll feed girls pizza or something that is all over a pink shirt, then toss the shirt in the laundry without giving it a Shout or anything! Honestly, people!!!Elizabeth-Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215621448451413460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-60639989382534969482007-04-20T18:46:00.000-05:002007-04-20T18:46:00.000-05:00Hoestly ewbl your segregation of clothes on the ba...Hoestly ewbl your segregation of clothes on the basis of colour is shameful!!!! <BR/><BR/>Seriously, a good one.. more please!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-50693611086200198982007-04-20T18:30:00.000-05:002007-04-20T18:30:00.000-05:00You are so dang funny.I have a confession. I segre...You are so dang funny.<BR/><BR/>I have a confession. I segregate my jelly beans. Red, yellow and orange must be eaten together.<BR/><BR/>Thank's all.<BR/><BR/>p.s. EWL, please come lend your creative writing ability over at the add-on story on my blog. Please?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-52857852676956702442007-04-20T17:50:00.000-05:002007-04-20T17:50:00.000-05:00It is the chore that never endsYes, it goes on and...It is the chore that never ends<BR/>Yes, it goes on and on, my friend<BR/>Some people started doing it not knowing what it was,<BR/>And they'll continue, wash and fold forever just because . . .(Repeat and repeat, and repeat)<BR/><BR/>(I am suddenly swimming in memories of field trips and singing on the bus for HOURS!)Jennifer B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18027072144184440842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-53427915482082963812007-04-20T17:45:00.000-05:002007-04-20T17:45:00.000-05:00So wait, what color ARE you?So wait, what color ARE you?Angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18111416635119257827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-63025210948122051532007-04-20T17:14:00.000-05:002007-04-20T17:14:00.000-05:00I love how you write! Wish I had one tenth the tal...I love how you write! Wish I had one tenth the talent!Special K ~Tonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08703215582334772134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-18439850964887453362007-04-20T14:40:00.000-05:002007-04-20T14:40:00.000-05:00You're right, you are sick, in a twisted sort of w...You're right, you are sick, in a twisted sort of way. Oh, how I aspire to be like you one day!Kimberly Vanderhorsthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01653757517652257445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-83468598051746236362007-04-20T13:48:00.000-05:002007-04-20T13:48:00.000-05:00clever!very well written.Now I have laundry to fol...clever!<BR/><BR/>very well written.<BR/><BR/>Now I have laundry to fold, yuckBarnGoddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01261723771424005816noreply@blogger.com