tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post6943272858430796468..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: Better Never Sing 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot' To Heather, Because She Will!elasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-8553437727636064592007-08-12T18:22:00.000-05:002007-08-12T18:22:00.000-05:00Just when I think I have control over my bladder, ...Just when I think I have control over my bladder, I visit your blog and wet my pants . .. again.Melodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17578288091007729306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-56267421443696847452007-08-07T14:29:00.000-05:002007-08-07T14:29:00.000-05:00I love that you are teaching your mini infidels to...I love that you are teaching your mini infidels to have the same wicked sense of humor as yourself :)Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14908930035466483151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-51183487130069621402007-08-07T13:54:00.000-05:002007-08-07T13:54:00.000-05:00Funny, every time I heard Legs by ZZ I always thou...Funny, every time I heard Legs by ZZ I always thought about Kermit the frog, not sure <I>why</I>??<BR/><BR/>Have you ever eaten frog legs? I hear they taste like chicken!Beehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525264720105877075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-71180941977097122792007-08-07T13:37:00.000-05:002007-08-07T13:37:00.000-05:00"When I come home at quarter to two, will you beat..."When I come home at quarter to two, will you beat me with your peg leg?"<BR/><BR/>You really are eeeevillll. Beautiful but eeeevillll.Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-54758366228386692702007-08-07T12:38:00.000-05:002007-08-07T12:38:00.000-05:00I will take your insensitivity and raise you one m...I will take your insensitivity and raise you one more.<BR/><BR/>She may have "legs and she knows how to use them," but what is she going to do about those saggy boobs?<BR/><BR/>(Made ya look!)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16575936726304867096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-77062296528162934522007-08-07T10:22:00.000-05:002007-08-07T10:22:00.000-05:00Elasic, I'm never going to be able to listen to "L...Elasic, I'm never going to be able to listen to "Legs" the same way again! LOL! :DSuzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17551412295647029026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-89417533666141017352007-08-07T08:22:00.000-05:002007-08-07T08:22:00.000-05:00I'm trying to stop laughing at Dan's comment so I ...I'm trying to stop laughing at Dan's comment so I can post what I was thinking of posting.<BR/><BR/>Right on! I use my legs for the same things you do. So of course I know how to use them. They are also useful for kicking smart-a teens in the be-hind as they try to run away after poking fun at a crippled mom (that'd be me)<BR/><BR/>Heather, who? Paul I know. Heather, nope- guess not- but that leg story was kinda funny.Klinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16814431399124793880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-85944904817421695042007-08-07T07:09:00.000-05:002007-08-07T07:09:00.000-05:00Ok, now that the Chemical Brothers scared the livi...Ok, now that the Chemical Brothers scared the living crap out of me and my cat, I can comment on this blog.<BR/><BR/>Um ... actually ... I can't. Still shaking. Must remember to mute the sound when visiting blogs. :)Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763751210167358084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-70979852841683708362007-08-06T23:54:00.000-05:002007-08-06T23:54:00.000-05:00That is a wonderful story about the legs! How did ...That is a wonderful story about the legs! How did I miss it? I would love to beat someone with a prosthetic leg! It fits the song much better than what I used to envision when I heard it--spiders. See? Not nearly as funny. Thanks for the new mental image.wynnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105342199853174222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-79240044889629980862007-08-06T21:33:00.000-05:002007-08-06T21:33:00.000-05:00Oh my gosh!!! I can't STAND Heather:):) Never mind...Oh my gosh!!! I can't STAND Heather:):) Never mind that my blog is named "My Love" after Paul's beautiful song for the Lovely Linda and that I consider myself one of the biggest Beatles fans around. I adored Linda. Heather bugged me from the get go...I tried, really really tried to like her cause if my Paul loved her then I suppose I could at least like her. I ran around saying "told you so", "told you so" every chance I got when they separated. I watched DWTS only to see her (but then got hooked) - I admit she was good on the show, but those clunky horrid shoes she wore for the jive still bug me....oh my, I really have some pent up venom towards her!!!Raesha Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06636989295632347591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-83854898549617140952007-08-06T20:41:00.000-05:002007-08-06T20:41:00.000-05:00That song will never be the same for me again.Oh w...That song will never be the same for me again.<BR/><BR/>Oh wait. I never listened to it in the first place.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04135190793124857820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-91354931368232385192007-08-06T19:19:00.000-05:002007-08-06T19:19:00.000-05:00How often does that song get played?! In any case,...How often does that song get played?! <BR/><BR/>In any case, next time I hear it, I will now also think about Heather Mills. And possibly about your hairy legs.omarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02868485868715017527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-42697166717621236842007-08-06T18:30:00.000-05:002007-08-06T18:30:00.000-05:00I went to a zz top concert with my bro- does that ...I went to a zz top concert with my bro- does that make me kewwwl?Jean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-64676458748791093362007-08-06T17:29:00.000-05:002007-08-06T17:29:00.000-05:00The Hokey Pokey! Ha Ha Ha!!!The Hokey Pokey! Ha Ha Ha!!!Elizabeth-Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215621448451413460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-39151736910017501222007-08-06T17:07:00.000-05:002007-08-06T17:07:00.000-05:00Yikes. I never would have thought of the leg as a ...Yikes. I never would have thought of the leg as a weapon! <BR/><BR/>It was rumored that ZZ Top had a home in a neighborhood nearby our ward building growing up. I always thought that was cool, but that was when people thought ZZ Top was cool. And funny, I never really thought about the words to "Legs". Seems stupid now.<BR/><BR/>Hooray for the Hokey Pokey!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00103993586753057004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-25430775309320664972007-08-06T16:37:00.000-05:002007-08-06T16:37:00.000-05:00i've never heard this story of heather before. i ...i've never heard this story of heather before. i never looked at people with prosthetic limbs and considered it as a secret weapon. i will see them differently now.aubreyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00211381709565357220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-91365546860457208092007-08-06T16:10:00.000-05:002007-08-06T16:10:00.000-05:00So Heather Mills tried to brain Macca? Perhaps she...So Heather Mills tried to brain Macca? Perhaps she was in a bad mood and Paul said he fancied a "leg over" - so sh obliged by giving him a leg over - his head as it plummeted downwards that is.<BR/><BR/>Gah I've milked that one too!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-16071720786249036692007-08-06T14:38:00.000-05:002007-08-06T14:38:00.000-05:00If I had a prothstetic leg my thighs would be much...If I had a prothstetic leg my thighs would be much smaller than they are right now...<BR/>My brother and I actually got into a fight because I said "Leggs" was a stupid song. It is. And you just proved my point. I shall forward him your post. ;)Tori :)https://www.blogger.com/profile/14963896000691417017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-32273822022119893392007-08-06T14:35:00.000-05:002007-08-06T14:35:00.000-05:00on the run- Okay, there's rules, you know. I don't...on the run- Okay, there's rules, you know. I don't generally ever make fun of anyone disabled. It's only acceptable to mock people who use their artificial limbs to beat their spouse with.....that's just good comedic opportunity right there.<BR/><BR/>PJ!- I admire her for her charitable good works and poise given her loss of a leg. That probably translated into me rooting for her. Everyone loves an Underdog.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-50924794001015659882007-08-06T14:17:00.000-05:002007-08-06T14:17:00.000-05:00I love humor at the expense of the disabled, it is...I love humor at the expense of the disabled, it is a twisted weakness. Too too funny.Christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15142636095145936798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-72227280755071476812007-08-06T12:58:00.000-05:002007-08-06T12:58:00.000-05:00I had to hurry and get a leg up, and be the first ...I had to hurry and get a leg up, and be the first to post. <BR/><BR/>Heather bugged me on dancing with the stars.Phae-Jaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05916447896155474908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-76187821192709891012007-08-06T12:56:00.000-05:002007-08-06T12:56:00.000-05:00Hi! Am I really first?Hi! Am I really first?Phae-Jaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05916447896155474908noreply@blogger.com