tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post7570140488734084274..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: My House Is More Ghetto Than Your House: Home Bra Repair Clinicelasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-41987978995430952022008-07-16T23:27:00.000-05:002008-07-16T23:27:00.000-05:00You could probably find a way to incorporate the b...You could probably find a way to incorporate the bras into some weird fashion thing for the boy band costumes.J-Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05981179692516318393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-28613731112444305612008-07-16T22:35:00.000-05:002008-07-16T22:35:00.000-05:00You know, I was relieved by the time I got to the ...You know, I was relieved by the time I got to the end of the post. I thought you had found a way to...uh, recycle the old bras and turned them into some sort of a craft project: made coasters out of them or something. Or maybe hats. They'd make great hats, especially with pom-poms perched on the peaks...or maybe you had made some sort of super-utility coin purse and you were making Sunbum wear it out in public...wynnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105342199853174222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-81242018252448763732008-07-15T04:21:00.000-05:002008-07-15T04:21:00.000-05:00This is Erma Bombeck quality.As consolation, at le...This is Erma Bombeck quality.<BR/><BR/>As consolation, at least your mother didn't try selling her panties.Anna Maria Junushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14589846694967185982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-34788244020499151792008-07-14T22:26:00.000-05:002008-07-14T22:26:00.000-05:00You really are resourceful and HONEST...my kind of...You really are resourceful and HONEST...my kind of woman for sure.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11971378715777007757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-70955226106149814572008-07-14T14:02:00.000-05:002008-07-14T14:02:00.000-05:00I'm amazed that they sell used bras and undies at ...I'm amazed that they sell used bras and undies at places like Goodwill and DI. Really, how financially overextended would someone have to be, before that even became an option?<BR/><BR/>The last bra I bought was probably two years ago and I am working the thing. It probably doesn't flatter me much but it's comfortable and was cheap. Yowza.<BR/><BR/>Your "bra rehab" Yes Yes Yes was awesome. :) Any time you can work in a song parody, you know I'm all over you like Weird Al on a twinkie weiner sandwich.Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-46276984394203484902008-07-14T09:45:00.001-05:002008-07-14T09:45:00.001-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Physcokityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873315358911156089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-69459434508624421522008-07-14T09:45:00.000-05:002008-07-14T09:45:00.000-05:00I was informed the other day...and I haven't resea...I was informed the other day...and I haven't researched it yet, but apparently there is such a thing as boob levitation they essentialy insert more (as if we needed more) tissue on the underside of the b00bage so the girls can stand on their own...two feet.<BR/><BR/>No implications to your mom or anything but used lingerie= all kinds of unknown nast....I know that's why they invented detergents, but some things just don't come out in the wash.Physcokityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08873315358911156089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-60908642735447796692008-07-14T09:40:00.000-05:002008-07-14T09:40:00.000-05:00you REALLY can't take bras back to the store? i r...you REALLY can't take bras back to the store? i really think it's worth trying, especially if it doesn't work for you. i'm all about returning things and getting my money back. and poor adolescent you having to suffer through the goodwill bra show. that story is hilarious!aubreyanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06429805175846228093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-13723374311203225972008-07-14T09:21:00.000-05:002008-07-14T09:21:00.000-05:00I just could not buy a bra at a garage sale...it'd...I just could not buy a bra at a garage sale...it'd be like buying someone's knickers at teh Sally Ann Thrift store. It just cannot be processed in my brain...Geosominhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15729167937433295927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-85846885321702648862008-07-14T08:07:00.000-05:002008-07-14T08:07:00.000-05:00oh. my. gosh.thank you for making me laugh so hard...oh. my. gosh.<BR/><BR/>thank you for making me laugh so hard that i had tears streaming down my face--<BR/><BR/>i, too, had much practice with the art of the yard sale. my mother had many a saturday wheeling and dealing, but i did not have to endure the downward shame spiral of the bra box--i DID, however, have to endure the shame of going to "robin hood's sore house" (old, OLD school version of costco where you bought everything in bulk) and having her get the cute deacon in our ward get her down two cases of sanitary napkins while i stood next to the cart wanting to die.<BR/><BR/>good times.Mindihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00794721421123889876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-24919113198714735742008-07-13T23:16:00.000-05:002008-07-13T23:16:00.000-05:00Gone are the days when I could just waltz into a V...Gone are the days when I could just waltz into a Vicky's Secret and get a bra. <BR/>2 reasons--one: once you have kids, "good bra" money gets spent on 'baby needs a need pair of shoes'.<BR/>Two--VS doesn't make bras for people like me. I swear they don't. No matter what I try, my cup runneth over. My new bra is a Vanity Fair 36D style 75-183. When Penny's has a sale I'll buy a couple at once.Elizabeth-Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215621448451413460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-365879121184472962008-07-13T22:26:00.000-05:002008-07-13T22:26:00.000-05:00Tracy, The Bra Doctor says that us womenfolk shoul...Tracy, The Bra Doctor says that us womenfolk should gather up our pitchforks, torches, and really good lawyers to file a class action lawsuit against crappy bra manufacturers.....then we'll use the settlement money to buy some nice perky boobs that don't need a titty harness at all.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, it would put my burgeoning business under but it's still worth a try.elasticwaistbandladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-51376684653311026872008-07-13T21:00:00.000-05:002008-07-13T21:00:00.000-05:00I am perplexed by the notion of buying a used bra ...I am perplexed by the notion of buying a used bra as well. It is just a small leap from there to the nether regions. Used underpants. Yargh, I just grossed myself out.Manager Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17648981937075813835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-86964477629587679672008-07-13T18:48:00.000-05:002008-07-13T18:48:00.000-05:00I'm just happy to see that someone else's bra look...I'm just happy to see that someone else's bra looks like that...b.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05200037742651165832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-66151076457807742132008-07-13T14:51:00.000-05:002008-07-13T14:51:00.000-05:00This could grown into a cottage industry, perhaps ...This could grown into a cottage industry, perhaps into a multinational franchise!jams o donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315325008175184363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-39159448857430270702008-07-13T14:19:00.000-05:002008-07-13T14:19:00.000-05:00At 47, I am just now preparing to buy my first adu...At 47, I am just now preparing to buy my first adult bra.<BR/><BR/>Perhaps I'll try a garage sale!<BR/><BR/>JD at <A HREF="http://idothings.info" REL="nofollow">I Do Things</A>JD at I Do Thingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-26108643561144476132008-07-13T06:44:00.000-05:002008-07-13T06:44:00.000-05:00I'm in need of some serious bra help too!Here's my...I'm in need of some serious bra help too!<BR/>Here's my problem, I've had three kids who were all breastfed, so the girls just don't stay up where they're supposed to. Plus they're tiny. <BR/>I want a bra that brings them back up into booby region and makes them look perky. And I hate underwire. I'm sick of spending all of this money on bras only to have the underwire jump out and stab me in the armpit after three wears.<BR/>What do you suggest Bra Doctor?Tracy Rambles On And Onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16928404796336909746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-44135049965169705272008-07-12T23:43:00.000-05:002008-07-12T23:43:00.000-05:00SUPER OOPS!!!I messed up and posted my comment und...SUPER OOPS!!!<BR/>I messed up and posted my comment under Cullen. <BR/><BR/>I'm sure he has had bra frustration of other kind and wouldn't mind to see boob levitation.<BR/><BR/>I'm just a dork!J-Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05981179692516318393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-29390088555556930582008-07-12T23:39:00.000-05:002008-07-12T23:39:00.000-05:00My frustration of bras didn't let me tell you, tha...My frustration of bras didn't let me tell you, that I still enjoyed the funny!<BR/><BR/>Oh how I wish for some kind of boob levitation and never have to deal with another bra again!<BR/><BR/>Yes, it is in every Mom's job description not to miss the opportunities to humiliate their children.Cullenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11668947039713922916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-8376934813330673112008-07-12T22:42:00.000-05:002008-07-12T22:42:00.000-05:00Ahhhh, the bra stories I could tell. My most memo...Ahhhh, the bra stories I could tell. My most memorable is the bra I wore for YEARS that I finally retired before I got married. I won't tell you what kind of shape it was in..well, there WAS no shape. <BR/><BR/>Somehow, it was retrieved from the garbage by an evil family member and somehow finds its way under the Christmas tree. EVERY STINKIN' YEAR.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04135190793124857820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-37112357177869415042008-07-12T21:44:00.000-05:002008-07-12T21:44:00.000-05:00This is an excellent post and a timely one for me;...This is an excellent post and a timely one for me; all of my bras SUCK! Unfortunately, I'm kinda heavy right now, so I hate to spend $40 now, only to have it be too big a month from now; when I gain weight, it goes straight to my boobs and gut. (Yeah, I know, bragging or complaining? It's complaining, I assure you!)<BR/><BR/>P.S. Are lighters involved in that farting contest??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-45399896246774262262008-07-12T20:41:00.000-05:002008-07-12T20:41:00.000-05:00:LOVED: this post. I have one or two bras that I l...:LOVED: this post. I have one or two bras that I love and wear constantly. The others are banished to bottom of the heap. <BR/><BR/>Hope the Bra Doctor makes a chapter in your new book.nikkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513640054479376205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-79039452539852530302008-07-12T18:34:00.000-05:002008-07-12T18:34:00.000-05:00"Big bras, little bras, bras to match your crocs, ..."Big bras, little bras, bras to match your crocs, <BR/><BR/>Ugly bras, pretty bras, and even bras with red dots like chicken pox!"<BR/><BR/>Now add illustrations, and you are the new, infidelized Dr. Suess! Oh, the places you'll go!<BR/><BR/>(Fiona- ha ha!! Awesome.)Summerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13071001502153335944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-82986871558348217812008-07-12T17:16:00.000-05:002008-07-12T17:16:00.000-05:00:D Post and comments brightened my day! Thanks!I w...:D Post and comments brightened my day! Thanks!<BR/><BR/>I would totally wear a used bra if it was in good shape and my size and I did not have to look the previous owner in the eyes when I buy it. <BR/><BR/>My E-teen said, "It's OK, Mom. Moooom, let's go. Pleeeease." When I began looking at the Goodwill bras for her the other day. Torture perfected. Mwahahaha! (That was an evil laugh, just in case you couldn't tell.)Jamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11049138813340800745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-26912293921169693352008-07-12T12:53:00.000-05:002008-07-12T12:53:00.000-05:00WOW! I see yet another book in your future: Teh Br...WOW! I see yet another book in your future: Teh Bra Doctor.<BR/><BR/>Congrats :DSuper Happy Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15669901597597136922noreply@blogger.com