tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post8895453231015186345..comments2023-10-16T06:15:44.440-06:00Comments on The Smiling Infidel: You Know That You're A Warped Mother When.....elasticwaistbandladyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12643871078268503643noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-37345396563817554062009-04-25T01:45:00.000-05:002009-04-25T01:45:00.000-05:00A few years ago, we took the kids to the dentist a...A few years ago, we took the kids to the dentist and they had more cavities than I care to admit. We showed them the bill from the dentist and told them that due to the fact that we had spent so much money on fixing their teeth, we couldn't afford to take the Disneyland trip that we were going to surprise them with.<br /><br />They started brushing their teeth.<br /><br />We didn't mention to them that the bill we showed them was before the insurance paid anything.<br />We also didn't tell them that we were just making up the part about the surprise Disneyland trip.<br /><br />And no, I didn't feel a bit bad because they only brushed their teeth consistently for about a week after that.Jillybeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12150574987267072428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-38148073704026263832009-04-24T22:31:00.000-05:002009-04-24T22:31:00.000-05:00That toothbrush is BOMB! :)That toothbrush is BOMB! :)Nancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-72886642668322728092009-04-24T22:30:00.000-05:002009-04-24T22:30:00.000-05:00I had to get enemas when I was little. But it was ...I had to get enemas when I was little. But it was on the floor, not on the table. I'm glad my mom didn't play the piano...EEK!<br /><br />Enema will always be a dirty word to me.<br /><br />*shudders*Nancy Facehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10468581601513912950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-81331353985716441822009-04-24T22:15:00.000-05:002009-04-24T22:15:00.000-05:00I always say that my kids will put "did you brush ...I always say that my kids will put "did you brush your teeth yet?" on my head stone. <br /><br />We got them toothbrushes that they can time themselves on by the tune. Works pretty good.Klinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16814431399124793880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-70344447953961471952009-04-24T19:59:00.000-05:002009-04-24T19:59:00.000-05:00I would just like to say that movies like that mak...I would just like to say that movies like that make me feel better. Job security. <br />(I'm going to hell.)<br />Seriously, though. I meet people on a pretty regular basis who endured some pretty crazy crap.Elizabeth-Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215621448451413460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-49673062692416713792009-04-24T17:39:00.000-05:002009-04-24T17:39:00.000-05:00Lean has one with that Shrek song
she still barel...Lean has one with that Shrek song<br /><br />she still barely brushes so clearly I need to get rough with herJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-70078178607950636622009-04-24T16:31:00.000-05:002009-04-24T16:31:00.000-05:00My stepdad the Dentist passes out cute little hour...My stepdad the Dentist passes out cute little hourglass timers with his logo on them.<br /><br />I had no idea Sybil was such a freak show. Wow. <br /><br />Did your mom ever make you watch "Carrie"?Milliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09673273777386297395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-86863489905637008122009-04-24T15:56:00.000-05:002009-04-24T15:56:00.000-05:00We have some chicks singing I'm Walking on Sunshin...We have some chicks singing I'm Walking on Sunshine in our toothbrush. Seems like imprisoning the singers like that oughta be illegal. Just sayin'. How do they fit them in there?Jamihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11049138813340800745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-32449726825353837652009-04-24T15:52:00.000-05:002009-04-24T15:52:00.000-05:00Please don't tell me that you've just barely figur...Please don't tell me that you've just barely figured out that you are a warped mother.<br /><br />Sybil is freaky beyond all reason.Science Teacher Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16579558647324072199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-15209947507875732422009-04-24T15:19:00.000-05:002009-04-24T15:19:00.000-05:00Sybil sounds like a delightful movie to watch on a...Sybil sounds like a delightful movie to watch on a Friday night while eating popcorn. Maybe not during the enema part though.<br /><br />I need some kind of timer for my kids. Oldest likes to brush his teeth (especially since he got a Wall-E battery-operated brush from the dentist) but he doesn't do it long enough.Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07167045338011317065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-27682351951392789082009-04-24T14:24:00.000-05:002009-04-24T14:24:00.000-05:00Hey whatever works.Hey whatever works.Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07256803031351067982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-42658699173433187732009-04-24T13:34:00.000-05:002009-04-24T13:34:00.000-05:00I saw these toothbrushes and was skeptical -- you'...I saw these toothbrushes and was skeptical -- you'll have to post a review after a couple of weeks and let us know if it really worked or not. :o)nikkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513640054479376205noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20441833.post-79977208780003227912009-04-24T13:33:00.000-05:002009-04-24T13:33:00.000-05:00FIRST!FIRST!nikkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513640054479376205noreply@blogger.com