Sunday, April 26, 2009

Things

The things that make me laugh:
This blog post featuring some of the most hideous prom dresses known to womankind.
FASHION BINGE

The things that make me cry:
Spending days, nights, and untold hours agonizing over writing an 8 page research paper......and then realizing that discussing the finer scientific points involving theistic evolution is way, way, way beyond my intellectual depth. It's a good thing that I had my blah-blah-blah backup writing technique on stand-by. Did you know that you can stretch out sentences simply by learning how to wield a lofty arsenal of adverbs? It's always a seriously, perfectly, obnoxiously, enormous(ly) truth(fully).

The things that make me go hmmmmmmm:
Chickens aren't usually a part of your everyday balanced vegetarian, Alcoholics Anonymous, egg-free diet, but apparently their balls are. Wait a minute, a chicken with balls? Only if they're born and bred over at RuPaul Farms.
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13 comments:

  1. J-MomSunday, April 26, 2009 2:53:00 PM

    Still laughing about the chicken balls.

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  2. Elizabeth-WSunday, April 26, 2009 6:06:00 PM

    Did you SEE all those dresses??! Good night nurse!!

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  3. Carrot JelloMonday, April 27, 2009 8:22:00 AM

    I'm pretty sure you won the chicken ball sweepstakes.
    You didn't just get a ball, you got 6 for the price of one.
    Congratulations!
    So happy for you.
    So happy.

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  4. Science Teacher MommyMonday, April 27, 2009 9:53:00 AM

    I think it is safe to say that friends don't let friends shop at cybergown.com

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  5. Chloe mMonday, April 27, 2009 9:56:00 AM

    There's something familiar about the rainbow fluffy dress that reminds me of Dr.Seuss. Thanks for the smiles.

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  6. omarMonday, April 27, 2009 6:26:00 PM

    I feel like a spotted dick reference is in order.

    I don't think I still possess the ability to write 8 pages of anything. I tip my hat to you.

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  7. KlinMonday, April 27, 2009 9:53:00 PM

    Ah the days of writing research papers. I don't miss them a bit.

    I love the chicken balls thing. I had no idea that they were acceptable vegetarian food. Thanks for expanding my diet. ;)

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  8. Carrot JelloTuesday, April 28, 2009 9:43:00 AM

    I have a problem with this color scheme.
    The green, the turquoise, the mustard yellow, and brown...
    It's all too much for me.

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  9. StaceyWednesday, April 29, 2009 12:14:00 AM

    Chicken balls sound just so appetizing! Especially vegetarian ones.

    Those dresses were hawt. Oh, yeah.

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  10. Nancy FaceWednesday, April 29, 2009 7:59:00 AM

    Chicken Balls? What the?!

    I LOVE the cat at the top of your blog! :D

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  11. ChristyWednesday, April 29, 2009 3:58:00 PM

    balls - always funny.

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  12. Funny VideosThursday, April 30, 2009 10:59:00 AM

    Chicken balls are great. Still laughing

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  13. Anna Maria JunusThursday, May 21, 2009 11:27:00 AM

    Well, I guess by that dress I can assume that Big Bird is actually a transexual girl going to the prom.

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