I HATE Urban Dictionary!
Every fantastical word concoction we've come up with has already been covered over there and associated with vile unspeakable things.
Except ANOREXICAN. That one is all MINE.
Anyway, for the past couple years we've employed a catch-all phrase when something smells rotten in Denmark.
By combining the lovely Irishness of the word malarkey with the majestic agricultural beauty of the profane bullsh*t we've unleashed a new hybrid known as BULLARKEY!
BULLARKEY can help you with all your ranting, raving, and appropriate Mormon-styled cussing needs.
BULLARKEY may even assist in you finding fame and fortune as you introduce it among your friends and families and see it spread like a wildfire that can only be triggered by a stack of New Slang Dictionaries set aflame by a professor wearing a coat with velvet elbow patches carelessly puffing away on his pipe.
Then one day you'll be immortalized as the founder, creator, and proprietor of one of the most widely used words in the English language.......BULLARKEY!
Okay, I've been enamored by the epic band TV On The Radio for several years now although I find their sound sort of hit or miss.
In other words they're the musical equivalent of "The Girl With The Curl."
When they're good, they're VERY good. But when they're bad, they're simply awful.
However, I've heard three new tracks from their upcoming CD entitled Nine Types Of Light and they are each and every one made of pure, unadulterated WIN!
The pre-released track "Caffeinated Consciousness" is available for FREE download right now and of course so is "Will Do."
"Will Do" is awesomeness especially because the main lyrics waxes on about "volcanic calderas" and I just learned all about calderas last semester in Geology.
Not too often do you find modern music referencing nerdy things like that.In your face Lady Gaga/Britney Spears/Ke$hA and all other talentless autotune hacks.
Anyway, if you're hankering for past greatness from TV On The Radio, I highly recommend "Crying" and the darkly broody-moody "DLZ."
The thing that amuses me the most about this group is that they feature a token white guy in their midst.
Most indie alternative bands have the requisite token black dude done up in certified hipster gear but not TV On The Radio. They do things differently.
I aspire to one day be the token geeky, white, fat hipster chick, too.
