Can you believe it? Ophelia, the youngest member of the Infidel family, is already driving!
Granted, she doesn't have a license or insurance or even a Jack-In-The-Box antenna ball, but hey, those missing qualifications don't seem to stymie the thousands of folks driving every single day in these here United States.
Naturally, while elated at Ophelia's developmental progress, I'm still a trifle disappointed with her and the way she brazenly displayed her innate carjacking skills.
Poor Barbie was caught completely unaware as Ophelia ambushed her, nibbled on her head, and then crawled into the Barbiemobile for a quick joy ride around the living room.
I am Ophelia's mother and so of course I very sternly admonished my little guinea pig heathen for her criminal behavior before sentencing her to punishment in the Time Out Corner.
She pooped all over the Time Out Corner.
Such defiance!
I guess I'll have to dispatch the Rescue Heroes patrol car (with real working siren and lights!) to lay down the law with Miss Ophelia.
I should probably warn Jake Justice beforehand though that Ophelia has a thing for plastic men in uniform. He needs to be prepared when she strikes with sharp-toothed retaliation.
Ophelia, the Chomp&Gnaw Outlaw Scofflaw.
P.S. Ophelia won't be receiving her PHD, but we are working on a custom plate that says "OH GEE!" in reference to her initials O.G.
13 comments:
That is so funny!!! I love it!
Maybe you should warn Barbie that Ophelia might be moving in on her man.
I wish I had a pink minivan.
What a crazy mind you have. :)
Drive on Ophelia...drive on.
I always wanted a Barbie convertable... maybe I'll come back as a guinea pig in my next life and I'll get one (or steal one as the case may be.)
Our hamsters had a pink suburban and the barbies have a blue minivan that looks just like yours.
LOL
I'm tempted to expand the menagerie but I fear that small rodents may become snack fodder for the larger animals, especially since they have each eaten their own body weight in lizards.
Cheers
My favorite part:
She pooped all over the Time Out Corner. Such defiance!
HAHAHA! :d
That Ophelia thing is a girl after my own heart! ;)
Haha Is Ophelia up for a role in Grand Theft Auto - A Hamster in San Andreas?
I think that Sharpie might help you with your custom plate endeavors. ;)
I love that you used the word "scofflaw." It's so Mr. Burns of you. The head nibbling incident also cracked me up.
Hey, have you read that Pioneer Woman's blog? She's so amazing!!
I'd love to see a video of Ophelia taking her joy ride around the living room ; )
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