He's in a red shirt....I think that means this little manly slice of Authentic Mexican burrito is on sale at a bottom-of-the-jalapeno-barrel clearance price.
I haven't seen Authentic Mexican products marked this low since their brand closeout of Farting Queen Refried Beans.
SCORE!
Much better than the disappointing spectacle I found over on the "Fake Mexican" aisle.
It was just some guy slathered in self-tanning lotion while wearing a black pipe cleaner mustache and sitting atop a stick donkey that he called Pedro.
He kept leering at me and asking if I'd like to see some "Mexican Impersonator Churro."
Quasi-Mexi Sicko!
People, you must take heed and beware the Authentic Mexican impostors invading your local retail outlets.
*THIS POST HAS BEEN FLAGGED BY THE COMMITTEE AGAINST OFFENSIVE CHURRO REFERENCES*
7 comments:
Dang--it looks like you got the last one! SO JEALOUS!
Have missed you. You make me smile.
LOL --Fake Mexican aisle :)
You make me smile, thanks for the chuckle today
"Quasi-Mexi Sicko" is steal-worthy... I think it'll show up in a future Mad Lib.
You awesome thing, you.
Sadly I am unqualified to detect a genuine anything these days - I blame the bifocals.
I think I love you.
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of Authentic Mexican impostors invading my local retail outlets...
I don't know what I'm up against.
I don't know what it's all about.
I gots so much to think about...
You give me much to think about
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