Here's a message for all you would be thieves and criminal types. There's a new security force at the House Of The Smiling Infidel, and you don't want NONE of this, homie. As you can see by their impeccable squatting skills and facial grimaces,they are trained in the ancient moves and stylings of Kung-Poo.
They are also incredibly dangerous foes, utilizing the elusive giant spork as lethal Ninja weaponry. Forget nun-chucks, and samurai swords, gigantic plastic sporks are much more fearsome tools. My team has dubbed them ,'Three-Pronged Death', and 'Potato Salad Servers'. Yes, I'm proud of my latest recruits hired to thwart danger at every turn. They replace my last CRACK security team, because the neighbors kept complaining about indecent exposure.
As an added bonus, the instruments of death known as sporks also make dang good backscratchers.
