WANTED IN TRADE:MEMORIAL OAKS CEMETERY PLOTS FOR JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE (KATY)Date: 2010-10-20, 8:17PM CDT
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TRADE: 2 MEMORIAL OAKS CEMETERY PLOTS IN VERY NICE SECTION FOR A JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE 4X4? LET ME KNOW,
Location: KATY
Jeepers! I hate it when The Living Dead use their maggoty decomposing fingers to troll the Craigslist ad section.
Obviously, they don't need their burial plots anymore and so these zombie fiends are willing to dig deep to pass the savings on down to you, the non-zombie consumer!
Zombies in a Jeep 4x4 just may be the sign of an impending zombie apocalypse so pace yourself because soon there's going to be more awesome grave site deals than you can shake a half-eaten brain at!Undead Peeps In Jeeps......coming soon to a city near you!!!!
Notice the new bloggy feel good song of the day I put up? Yep, that's none other than Michael Jackson's classic, " Rock With You." During one of the many Jackson debacles this past year, my perpetually confused son, Buster, heard me say that Mr. Michael had made some anti-Semitic statements to go along with his litany of crimes against humanity in the name of "loving the children." I then had to explain what it meant for one to harbor and express anti-Semitic sentiments, to which an astonished Buster turned to me and said, "Michael Jackson said something bad about Jews???? But he sings that nice song about them." Now, it was my turn to play confused as I asked him what song he was referring to. Impatiently, Buster replied, "You know, that song, 'I Wanna Rock With Jews.' Michael Jackson must think they're pretty awesome if he wants to rock with them all night." We've sung that song as an ode to Judaism ever since.However, actual rocking with Jews as described back in Biblical times probably entailed a vengeful crowd, a commandment breaker, and a buttload of stones. I prefer Michael Jackson's softer, gentler version.
