a better alias when you start your life over.
I got the golden ticket..........of bad names, anyway! Yes, Miss "Utah Burden" is alive and well, and selling real estate in Texas.
Now, Marie, I understand that your once glowing career has entered a rather lackluster stage. I know that Church people no longer feel that special Mormon connection with you since you went on Oprah, and refused to credit your faith for pulling you through hard times. You've recently been accused of attempting suicide, and your daughters are posing half naked on myspace. However, I'm sure that the entire Osmond family still loves you a lot. You'll always have the opportunity to guest on Hollywood Squares, and you even had a lunch box with your toothy smiled face plastered across it, so why unnecessarily flog yourself with a pseudonym like Utah Burden?
Come on everybody, big hugs for (((Marie)))!