Ever wonder what kind of Christmas card an avowed Infidel would send out? Well, wonder no more! Here's the big unveiling. I found these cards on sale at the end of the season last year at Dillard's and I knew that I just had to have them. The spinner actually works too and I've already spent countless hours asking it if I'm the fairest of them all, and if he loves me or loves me not. The spinner just keeps landing on NAUGHTY and MOSTLY NAUGHTY though. What's that supposed to mean???!?? I got more life altering answers from my awesome Magic 8 Ball. The stickers shown below the card is a pivotal part of the signed, sealed, and delivered card process. There is nothing more festive than a stoner hippie Santa Claus. Climb up on his lap kids and smell the incense and peppermints! He's guaranteed to always have a giggle for you and the cookie munchies. Jerry Garcia would definitely approve of this sticker too except he always preferred to say "Piece On Earth, maaaan." I have to ration out my super groovy stickers now because the supply is running low. I purchased a whole bag full of them 10 years ago and I've never seen another one since. Something tells me there's a commune up north somewhere with a psychedelically painted Volkswagen bus full of the remaining stock of Hippie Santa stickers.
Since none of you will give me your actual names let alone your actual physical address here is your Christmas card. From my Infidel house to yours!