Yes, The Smiling Infidel is boldly going where she's never gone before. I hope the fine citizens of Colorado are prepped and ready for the Bloggy Women Invasion of 2007! 
I've been practicing all my best John Denver moves in preparation for the trip. You should see the routine I choreographed to 'Sunshine On My Shoulders.' It would make you weep. WEEP, I tell you! I was a little disappointed to find out that Bob Denver a.k.a Gilligan doesn't actually live in Denver. Apparently, he's not living..... at all.
I've fretted about, wondering what to wear for a seeming eternity. And then, it dawned on me, I already have the super official Mork Rainbow Suspenders from The Mork And Mindy Fan Club, and they did live in the state of Colorado, so it must be acceptable attire there, right? So, I'm going to dress like Mork all this weekend. (Hairy Chest And Feathered Wings Hair Not Included)
I'm very much looking forward to the Coors Brewery Tour too. What? Didn't somebody schedule us in for the Special LDS Women Factory Tour? Maybe they'd rather take their chances with a bunch of drunks than us rowdy chicks!
And finally, I plan on really taking the bull by the 
And chicken dancing with the famed Mike The Headless Chicken of Fruita, Colorado. He was even once an esteemed Presidential candidate.
And here's where I name names. I'll be getting high with a little help from these friends:And we'll all be missing Millie Chicken terribly, who's currently incapacitated with her broken chicken foot. :(
I won't be around 'Til Tuesday. Yeah, like the group. So, um, shush, keep it down now, Voice Carry! Later.
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First NCS, then Carrot and now you...this is getting depressing. I might as well go to bed now. I was trying to get the image of John Travolta dancing with Christopher Walkin out of my head before drifting off to lalaland, lest I have cursed dreams, but thats better than cursed realities.
Fine go on, have fun with out me.
I'll try not to pout...much.
Have a great time Ewbl!
Oh Lord! I guess it was the wrong time to pick to become addicted to your blog!
I'll have score somewhere else... :o)
Have fun!
have a great time!
I am jealous by the way....
bye Infidel. I'll miss you. sniff sniff sniff..hack hack hack there goes a lung
P s don't eat those oysters, they aint really oysters, I know you are already an expert on such things, but still
I love Colorado. Have fun! I also love Mork, tell him I said hello!
See you in a few hours!! Woo hoo!
Have a fabulous time. Still wish I could be there. Maybe someday....
I wanna go! Pick me up on your way outta town!
Hope you all have a fabulous time!
So. Umm. How come I wasn't invited? Canadian chicks not cool enough for y'all? Hmm? =P
Have fun!
Have fun! Sounds like you have a lot of things on your plate to do. Busy times!
Have a good ol' time! *waves*
Whoops..I seem to have knocked someone over with my flabby arms.
:( Even though I'll be in Huntington Beach, I'm still gonna be thinking of y'all in Colorado. I hope one of you will take pictures and brag...erm... I mean... post about it when you get back. The next time you're all in Colorado...for, um, whatever reason it is that you all are going there, I'm coming! Why are you all going? Is it just to meet and play?? Sigh...
Oh, I wanted to come. I just didn't have anyone to carpool with and I don't do long distances (more than 2 hours) very well by myself.
Perhaps nest time, I will get to meet all of you.
WHAT? Gilligan is DEAD?! (sniff, sob) I love that man! And don't even get me started on John Denver, I love him too, in spite of his deadness. "Sunshine almost always makes me high..."
Have a GREAT time and tell us all about it! :)
I love Colorado. You have to hit a Beau Jeau's pizza while you are there. Prefereably the one on I-70; it is the orginal. There are so many cool mountain towns just west of Denver.
I'm so jealous that I don't get to meet so many fun and silly bloggers!
Can't wait to hear the low down on your trip.
:o)
Enjoy your oysters!
Have fun!!!
don't let the girls trick you into eating the oysters. i'm gagging just thinking about it. and WHY in the WORLD were you not wearing your suspenders?! were they hidden under your salmon colored shirt?
Here's something to help you with that high: You placed in the caption contest this week!
Ughhhhh JOHN DENVER!!!!!!!!! My mom used to play his CD loudly all the time throughout the house. That man was a crazy!
Sunshine, almost always makes happy!....
Sunshine, almost always makes me high...
Wow...
No pressure or anything, but NCS posted from Colorodo. I'm just saying.
Though you're undoubtedly busy taking photos with Mike the Headless Chicken. which I guess I can't blame you for.
I am having the best time sleeping with you Elastic.
Don't be jealous because we are sharing a bed together people.
She's better than I ever dreamed she would be.
Carrot, sometimes you are just naughty. EWL glad you are having fun!
All I have to say is, 'sigh' John Denver...oh yeah, and how did you swing that vacation lucky lady?
Where do you find the stamina to blog and do the things that you do?
I envy you.
:(
Sounds like more fun than fighting all the maniacs out for "tax free" weekend or waiting for a hurricane to hit.
Can't wait to hear what the RMO taste like. YUM.
'Scuze me? You failed to mention you were also missing the fabulous b. and my less-fabulous-but-still-none-too-shabby self who were going to drive down even though our kids all start school on Monday. But only then we couldn't. And I was really looking forward to hugging you with your spiked bra.
Hope you had fun, but sad to have missed meeting you.
Thank you for the link. It made my chicken heart go pitter-pat to think you would miss me. *snickering*
Carrot almost got in bed with me that same night, I'll have everyone know. She's a shameless brazen hussy. But she looks cute in her jammies.
P.S. EWL snored right next to me. I'm more in love with her than ever.
Hope you are all enjoying the chicken dance!
Elastic..... wherre are you???I know you are back, you can't hide. I can't believe you let Mille hear you snore. I'm bereft of all hope and reason to liiiiive.....
Have you made it home yet? It was so fun getting to meet you! :D
P.S. Just so you know, my word verification is poodr! (As in Poo doctor??? :D )
You've done Colorado proud! I hope you have barf bags available on the ride home. Catch ya on the other side!
Glad you get to go; hope to do the same some day. Have a great time!
I've seen other posts about this trip on other blogs. Did you have to win a Golden Ticket to go?
You're a Mork and Mindy fan! Horray!
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