Lately I've been a bit concerned about my beloved XM Satellite Radio. It seems to have developed a very unhealthy fixation towards things of a posterior nature. Observe the conclusive findings of my intensive and psychologically deep butt probe.
Tori Amos- Sleeps With Butt
Really???!!? Maybe she should find someone else to sleep with if she can't say anything nice about her current sleeping companion.
The White Stripes-The Hardest Butt
Did Jack White write this after a particularly strenuous workout with his Buns Of Steel program? The hardest butt is the toughest to crack.....
Smashing Pumpkins-Bullet With Butt
(Kind of hard to see. Stupid cell phone camera)
Did Billy Corgan order specially made bullets with tiny engraved butts displayed on them? Maybe that was the ammo store special of the month......'Today Only: Git Your Bullet With A Side Of Butt For Half-Price!'
I'm just an amateur at analyzing the darkened annals of the booty-obsessed mind. Perhaps this is a case better reserved for a Freudian-trained specialist dealing in naughty XM Radio displays. I also have to report that my XM radio flashed a sign at me just last week saying, 'I Want Your Sex,' and it inappropriately propositioned a dear friend of mine with a sultry message of 'Let's Get It On.' If this continues I may have to give my satellite display a nice, old-fashioned cold shower to settle down some of this friskiness.
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I'm not sure I would want that in my home! Shocking!
Love the music choice today :D
Crazy dj's! Don't let them get away with it, EWBL!
Hah, well done indeed. Rickey still has terrestrial radio and has been looking for a reason to upgrade.
How did Carrot feel about such a Barry White-esque proposition?
Hmmm... maybe it's time I upgraded to satellite. I haven't seen so much but since Braveheart.
clx from work
uh that should be butT
Well I guess XM is male...clearly a butt man.
I may havet o get XM radio just for the entertainment. Although I guess radio is *suppose* to be for entertainment anyway, but you know what I meant. Right?
I gotta get one of these.
Tori Amos - Sleeps with butt? It's jsut as well I suppose. It would be a real hassle to take it off at night and sitcik in in a glass along with the dentures!
Nice. Hey I posted a new post finally. Great laugh thanks.
I think it's only YOUR xm dear.
Butt I might be wrong.
Maybe it's trying to say:
"Butter---Parkay!"
What? Am I the only one that remembers those commercials??
clx from mi casa.
i am coveting your xm radio. x-rated or not. i want one.
deep butt probe.
did you really type that? or is it just my butt headed computer that's showing it that way?
Gotta get me one of them thar XMs.
Wow...WOW DEE DOW!
I still quote those Parkay commercials Bee was talkin' about.
I actually do have a prosthetic butt, and it IS easier to sleep with than to take it off at night.
"Bullet With Butt" reminds me of U2's "Bullet the Blue Sky," which would transform easily into "Bullet the Blue Butt," which I imagine would be about shooting baboons at the zoo.
Wait - do they have blue butts or pink butts?
P.S. I love the word "friskiness."
Annals - ha.
This blog reminds me of my favorite lame joke...
What do the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.
Geez...that radio of yours is SCANDALOUS!! I am glad you had your camera phone with you. For evidence of course.
Sounds like it's time to switch to Sirius.
On The Run--That joke had us spitting all over ourselves in laughter!
My favorite is the one about the Captain's Log. :)
They really are scraping the bottom of the barrel on that station. Or they are getting behind on monitoring what gets displayed, but in the end, they are lucky to have loyal fans like you to analyze their deep seated issues. You should let them know that this problem has reared it's ugly head, and that they should address it before they make total asses of themselves.
Hiney! (Sorry, I had to get that one out and couldn't find a way to make a pun of it...*hangs head in shame*)
Seymore Butts makes way for Hearmore Butts.
Captain's Log you say.... I am intrigued.
I want you to know that EVERY.TIME. I look at my XM receiver on my dash....I think of you. So, that would be every day. Several times a day. That's alot of elastic!!
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