Why the cost of maintaining a Part-Time Lover has skyrocketed so much over the years.
See, his Part-Time Lover joined a Part-Time Lovers Union and they demanded a set of Starbucks-like employee rights that guarantee all workers a comprehensive medical/dental plan, 401K, and bonuses.
Sadly, Stevie's Part-Time Lover isn't even all that reliable either. And I quote:
"Ive got something that I must tell
Last night someone rang our doorbell
And it was not you my part-time lover"
Poor Stevie is still preoccupied with 1985. Back then part-time lovers flowed free and plentiful.
What about all the illegal immigrants we keep hearing about in the media who are willing to do the jobs "that no American will do?" Perhaps thats the solution to the part-time lover inflationary problems. Surely Stevie can find one cheap to fulfill the position of Part-Time Lover, right?
*Knowing its so wrong for feeling so right over at humorblogs.com*