Thursday, December 27, 2007

And Now The Smiling Infidel Presents Another Exciting Edition Of 'Stevie Wonders!'

Today we join Stevie as he secretly wonders....

if he too can stuff his outfit with loaves of Challah bread to give off the appearance of gigundo mega-muscles like Superman does. Stevie also wonders if such a move would completely alienate his Jewish fan base.

Challah If You're Hot, Stevie!



Superman Stuffs And So Do The Bloggers At Humor-Blogs.Com!

29 comments:

b. said...

Challah if you're hot......challah!!
Oy Vey! That's funny!

Nancy Face said...

HAHAHA, this cracks me up! In the words of the Face daughter, who is peering over my shoulder, "How'd she think of that?"

You made my morning! :D

Melissa said...

Hmmm... I wonder if I could pull that off... maybe not quite so many Challah breads, cause I'm a girl and stuff... but then I could throw my new exercise program out the window...

jams o donnell said...

Hmm there's little point me trying that, having a keg rather than a siz pack... (sighs)

Lauren said...

That muscle bread is soooooo friggin amazing!!

Lauren said...

Elastic, I am making my blog private soon and was wondering if you would email me your email address so you can access my blog?

larthestar23 at hotmail dot com

Jean Knee said...

Challah!

aubrey said...

mm, challah bread. my bff made us some of that for Christmas. if only i had known the varied uses of it...

Trysha said...

That challah is en fuego!! Challah back, woot woot!
I'm not sure if I'll look at challah the same ever again.

Sketchy said...

Challah!!!!!

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

Stevie can't fly without his seeing-eye flying dog. That might kind of ruin the tough-guy impression.

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

Even with Challah stuffed in his pants. (titter)

Bee said...

I've always wondered why I felt like taking a bite out of Superman... thanks for clearing that up for me!

I feel better but I'm off to bed again!

Future Crazy Cat Lady said...

I won't ever be able to look at bread the same way ever again.

Chris said...

I've always thought that Stevie Wonder is terribly overrated. He stuff that Challah up his...wonder!

Palm Springs Savant said...

it was Challah all along? Who Knew?

Elizabeth-W said...

Muscles = Fancy bread
I love these insights into the brain of Elastic ;)

mklasing said...

Funny, that's what I use but I find that by mid-day the bread gets soggy with sweat and I go from Superman to Aquaman and then eventually to Ted Kennedy--it ain't pretty. ;)

nikko said...

Of course! Challah! Why didn't I ever think of that.

Cute pictures of your infidel crew. Merry Christmas!

lynndeepoo said...

OMG, that picture of the challah bread made me think of a section of large intestine. Is this the reason why the best gastroenterologists are Jewish? Love the pictures of your family. Made my day!

on.the.run said...

haha... challah if your hot.

I have a really good recipe for white chocolate bread pudding using challah bread.... mmmmmm.

Tori :) said...

Things that make ya go "Hmmmm???"

Amber said...

I personally have abs that are likened unto challah. At least the lumpy part. :-)

P.S. LOVE the picture of all your little Infideles. My first thought was, "Nice ears," followed by "HOW DID THAT WOMEN BIRTH ALLLL THOSE CHILDREN WITH THOSE EARS?"

Stand tall, be proud.

a kelly said...

Challah!!
you have the funniest blog in the world!
thanks I needed a good elastic waist laugh!

Bee said...

Look, I don't care how much you deny the chilli dog rumours, (you can read the whole story on humour blogs if you click on humor blogs located on the side bar) the truth came out!

The next day...

wynne said...

HEY! Who stole my comment? Where did it go? Did Stevie stuff it under his shirt mistaking it for challah?

Jean Knee said...

hey, infidel, do you eat black-eyed peas on New Year's for luck?

Bee said...

jean knee, she does not like Fergie.
Nobody knows what that means?
Neither do I.

Jean Knee said...

almost forgot, Merry Christmas, Elastic!!




and, because you're really good

Happy New Year!