I constantly have to fight the urge to bring my own hedge clippers with me to start modifying the mailbox shrubbery. I'd love to slice one up and give it a Mr. T mohawk. Or trim a few sprigs up front and leave the back alone for a good old-fashioned bushy mullet. Maybe even butcher the whole dang thing in an effort to re-create Britney Spears mid-2007 clean-shaven look.
It's times like these that I have to ask myself WWESD? What Would Edward Scissorhands Do?
*humor-blogs.com would love the opportunity to come and tame your unruly bush*