Monday, February 18, 2008

When Good Country Stars Go Bad!

Beloved Country singer, Randy Travis has diversified his trademark sound-- taking it from the trailer park to the crack house.

Plans for a duet with Marie Osmond is currently in the works. The track is tentatively titled "I'm A Little Bit Country/I'm A Little Bit Gangsta Rap." Fo shizzle.

While sipping on gin and juice, laid back, with his mind on his money and his money on his mind, Randy released a statement confirming that he will no longer respond when referred to as "Mr. Randy Travis." He's already in the process of legally changing his name to "Big Daddy Randy" in preparation of his upcoming summer tour with the R.W.A (Rednecks With Attitude) Posse.

Anyway, I caught his new sound while listening to my XM Satellite Radio recently. That jam, "No Place Like Ho" is poppin!

The planned video is choreographed to showcase scantily clad exotic dancers shimmying around a pole while simultaneously clicking their clear plastic high heels together three times and seductively chanting, "Ain't No Place Like Ho. Ain't No Place Like Ho." Wow, I can hardly wait!

Look for Big Daddy Randy's upcoming CD, "Straight Outta Nashville, Shawty!" to drop soon!

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32 comments:

elasticwaistbandlady said...

A Great Big Thank You To Wynne At Muskadillo Dreaming For Pimpifying My Man, Randy!!!

Besos, Wynne! You Did An A Fantastic Job!!!

Muskadillo Dreaming!

JustRandi said...

Yo! I can't wait for that duet! I can only wonder what Wynne will do to Marie for the big album cover.

Lisa said...

That's one sound I can do without. Randy as Gansta Rap gives me the creeps.

Stacey said...

Dude,it's not even my birthday! sah-weet!

Melissa said...

Ya know, I never did like Randy Travis... something always kinda bugged me about him... now I think I know why...

Anonymous said...

Totally bogus.

Jean Knee said...

You mean: I can't hardly wait, get it right girl, yer in Texas.

I can't hardly wait either.


Here's something about me I'm only telling you: My first concert evah was Air Supply. fur real--this does not make me any less kewl, everyone has skeletons in their closets too.

they couldn't sing worth spit either

Rebecca said...

Elastic, you're a bad, bad girl.

If I had been drinking something when I saw that picture of poor Randy and the caption, I would have spit it everywhere.

Pimp Daddy Travis? Hahahaha.

By the way, I've started responding to comments. I'm a little puzzled by the "Arugula Queen".

Nancy Face said...

"...taking it from the trailer park to the crack house."

You CRACK me up, haha! :D

Klin said...

That post was fu-u-unny! I wish I had your creative wit. You come up with some great things.

Uhm, did ya notice that Anonymous didn't get it? Just as funny.

glittersmama said...

You're killing me.

Diesel said...

Huey preserve us!

Annie said...

I knew he had it in him.

jams o donnell said...

What next W-Nel in da hood? Surely episodes of Pimp my Pick up must surely follw...

No Cool Story said...

Anonymous said these news are "Totally bogus", what does shehe know that you don't Elastic?
Maybe heshe is Travis using a trolling diversion.

Maybe?

Bee said...

Well, up until today, you couldn't have paid me in cheese to listen to a Randy Travis anything.
But now that he's gone all gangsta... well, I'm emptying out my piggy (bank) and mosing to Wally World to buy me some Randy.

on.the.run said...

I can never remember if it was Randy Travis or Travis Tritt but a friend of mine went to school with one of them and said they would eat cockroaches as a bet.

aubrey said...

lol, big daddy randy. nice. fo sho.

Millie said...

Pimp Randy is gonna give me nightmares tonight.

stuwk said...

you always make me laugh lol.

I wonder if I could get one of those "super keen" suits?! lol

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Blogger crapped out on me yesterday. Teh internets crapped out on me yesterday. I needed some artsy stuff from Hobby Lobby and they crapped out on me yesterday, too. :( Like Randy VanWarmer sang, "Yooooouuuuu left me just when I needed you most."

Wouldn't it be funny if Randy VanWarmer decided to re-emerge from his 70's cocoon and tour with Big Daddy Randy as "Puff Randy!"

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I answered all of your witty comments yesterday and now its lost in the ether.

Rebecca- Tis better not to question the deep mysteries and profundities of life. :)

anonymous- Like, Whooooaaaaa, it's like 2008 and stuff. You can stop channeling Keanu Reeves from Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure now.

jams- My pimped pickup truck would feature a gun rack and a banjo rack. I'd also have my very own spitoon!

Nancy- Zach deserves to be taken to see Jumper as a punishment for his insolence!

on the run- That sounds more bad boy Travis Tritt than conservative Randy Travis. Nicholas Cage ate live roaches in one of his movies. Maybe that's the secret to stardom.

Diesel- Big Daddy Randy can and will crush Huey with one of his leopard fur pimp boots, sucka!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

justrandi- Can I start to refer to you as Lil Randi? Or maybe M.C. Randi? D.J Sassy Randi?

BarnGoddess said...

ew.

I saw RT in concert back in '88. It was the WORST concert Ive ever been to....really.

nikko said...

Bwa ha ha!

mklasing said...

Now come on--Forever and Ever, Amen coined the famous line, "Well honey I don't care, I ain't in love with your hair
And if it all fell out, I'd love you anywhay" which we all know is total BS! :)

compulsive writer said...

I think you're having a little too much fun with that photo shop...

My Mind Wandered said...

His mama kept sayin' "Randy them chicken wangs gonna rotcho teeth," but did he listen? Noooo.

(Remember that box of chicken wings on the front seat of his pick-up in the song "Storms of Life?)

Love this blog. I don't think you could have made a more hilarious photo. Or a funnier post.

wynne said...

LOOK! I got BESOS! (Those are...like a variant form of pesos, right?)

wynne said...

No, I know what besos are, I really do. And I'm so glad to have my new Italian leg-warmers, thank you! (Um, that IS what besos are, right?)

wynne said...

And I'm sorry it took me so long to get here. Don't know if you've noticed, but sometimes it takes me a few days to get online.

And I am HONORED to have helped Randy with his makeover. Anytime, Elastic. Anytime.

Anastasia Beaverhausen II said...

The image of Randy and Marie is priceless...but the first thing that popped into my mind was Big Daddy Randy and Judy Garland doing a duet ...maybe "Follow the Yellow Brick Ho"? I'd buy it on iTunes. Maybe Timbaland can produce it....