Wednesday, October 20, 2010

*L@@K* Romeo & Juliet Suicidal Sweethearts Special! *Must Own JEEP And Lack Any Desire To Live*

WANTED IN TRADE:MEMORIAL OAKS CEMETERY PLOTS FOR JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE (KATY)Date: 2010-10-20, 8:17PM CDT
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TRADE: 2 MEMORIAL OAKS CEMETERY PLOTS IN VERY NICE SECTION FOR A JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE 4X4? LET ME KNOW,
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    Jeepers! I hate it when The Living Dead use their maggoty decomposing fingers to troll the Craigslist ad section.
    Obviously, they don't need their burial plots anymore and so these zombie fiends are willing to dig deep to pass the savings on down to you, the non-zombie consumer!
    Zombies in a Jeep 4x4 just may be the sign of an impending zombie apocalypse so pace yourself because soon there's going to be more awesome grave site deals than you can shake a half-eaten brain at!
    Undead Peeps In Jeeps......coming soon to a city near you!!!!

    11 comments:

    Nancy Face said...

    What the?

    Hahaha!

    ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

    I know, right?

    Besides only ONE of the two can sit up front since zombies NEVER call shotgun!

    Yeah, I stole that line from a pithy T-shirt, and?

    ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

    You know what's even crazier? I'm just looking through craigslist to find a decent used car and people are trying to peddle their 1993 and older models with 200K miles on it for thousands of dollars.

    The zombies already got to them and ate their brains. Obviously.

    Carrot Jello said...

    What a deal!
    Have you heard the Andrew Sisters sing, Three Creeps in A Jeep?
    You could sing Undead Peeps in a Jeep to that tune.

    Super Happy Girl said...

    Nancy took my comment.
    Undead peeps in jeeps. We are doomed.

    PS: Word verification: methout

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    Stacey said...

    I can't believe the zombies want a jeep over my minivan. My minivan is the bomb!

    Jean Knee said...

    crap, who would trust a zombie to drive?

    Annie said...

    Willing to trade my self-respect for a leather sectional.

    Klin said...

    If only I had a Jeep Grand Cherokee. . .I'ma keepin' my Jeep Liberty though.

    Gator World!! said...

    Oh my goodness. This is so funny!!

    jams o donnell said...

    Strange I only got notice of this update few minutes ago.

    Anyway, I watched the first episode of the Walking Dead last week. The idea of zombies in 4x4s.

    I hope Sporktacus and the cutlery Ninjas are ready for action!