We attended a wedding reception recently. Nice couple, they registered at BOTH Wal-Mart and Target. Words cannot express the soaring joy in my heart when I saw their registry location and the profound love I felt for them.
Anyway, I thought it was rather sweet that they requested several board games one of which was Monopoly. I won't play it anymore with my kids because one game can stretch into an all day event. So, I desperately wanted to send them the game anonymously and attach the following note:
We are sending you the game of Monopoly where each round takes an eternity to complete. This way we know we won't be receiving a baby shower invitation in the next year.
Hugs and Kisses,
The International Society For Alternative Birth Control Methods
My husband laughed, said I had a sick and twisted mind (like I didn't already know that), and convinced me that others might fail to see the humor in it. Darn, I hate it when values, morals, and righteous husbands get in the way of a fun joke.
1 comment:
Dear biotech goddess,
I'm a nerd and nobody likes me because of my sick and twisted mind.
Will you be my friend?
I promise I won't make you give me an at home bikini wax like my last friend who mysteriously disappeared screaming into the night. Please check yes or no.
YES NO
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