The Princess And The PEE
And so, our fractured fairy tale opens with the Infidel Princess enjoying some well deserved serene slumber after a long day of eating bon-bons and trimming sideburn hair, or so it would seem.As a Fear Factor style test of her grace, patience, and moisture sensitivity, our heroine has unwittingly been layered up under 21 layers of bedding by 6 mischievous trolls. They came to reside with her at her one story suburban castle surrounded by mud puddles instead of a moat, one at a time, once upon a time. Being the little trolls that they are, they've been conspiring together ever since to make sure all the castle walls are colored on, that the royal toilets are rendered unflushable, and that nasty stuff gets ground permanently into the carpeting.
Unbeknownst to our fair Princess, somewhere in the 21 layers lies a sodden urine soaked blanket courtesy of Troll Number #5.
Will the Princess prove her delicacy by feeling the wetness soaking through the layers? Or will the many years of sharing her bed with leaking babies and toddlers show her to be too desensitized to detect the impending malodorous pee stream creeping her way? Will she ever learn the words to, 'My Humps', or will she languish hopelessly lost at the Royal Ball when the conversation turns to pop culture and crappy songs?
Stay tuned for another nail biting, edge of your seat episode........
1 comment:
Thank you, thank you, and THANK YOU, miss biotech, you have made my miniscule and tender ego swell with pride.
My tiara was crafted from the finest marabou and shiny plastic available on Earth and then shaped by nimble, skilled hands in China. You can't beat sweatshop quality or pricing. I don't want to give away too much, but the story might take a romantic twist.
The princess and the P. (Diddy, that is).
Then she dumps him for that supa fly rapper and dancer, Master P. Busy little Princess is she.
Troll number #5 commented too, "I pee in your general direction". WOW, what a cheeky little thing.
"My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps, check it out". AAAARRRRGGGHHH! Run! It's too late for me miss biotech, save yourself!!!
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