Thursday, January 19, 2006

The Smiling Infidel Theater Proudly Presents Part TWO



The Princess And The Pee......RELOADED!
ummmm split pea that is.





Call it artistic interpretation or whatever, but I'm positive that underneath that kick *** leather suit that Trinity wore, was a Geek Squad shirt.


Please note the bowl of delicious, nutritious, and low fat split pea soup that I lovingly prepared for my trolls. After all, demolition crews DO need a lot of energy.

2 comments:

Crazy East Coast Uncle said...

Split pea soup for the trolls? for energy? Hell, just break out the snickers next time if you really want stuff demolished!

That you for your comment today! They were greatly appreciated!

dbrsvwpr

elasticwaistbandlady said...

This was actually meant to be a representation of what happens to Trinity if she had lived and bore Neo's children.

So, she suddenly notices that it's difficult to clean baby barf and caca off of skin tight leather suits. The dry cleaning bills mount, Neo complains, she falls into post partum depression, gets fat, has greasy hair, and occasional bouts of adult acne. Finally, she resigns herself to domestic humdrum and a life clad in sweatpants and odd T-shirts.

I'm destined to be a Hollywood screen writer, fo sho!