I didn't want anyone to think that The House of The Smiling Infidel had joined some weird cult that worships sauerkraut. The picture at the left is evidence that we are a truly diverse family when it comes to Valentine's treats.
I don't like to boast but I'm also the inspiration behind the fabulous NERD cookie. If you notice, it was strategically placed next to the SUPER cookie, thus making me a SUPER NERD. It was also discovered that SHIZNIT contained too many letters to fit. We dedicate these treats to you blog readers and we'll think of you while scarfing them down!
5 comments:
Ha! I made Chocolate Mousse Truffle Tarts for my family. I don't have a dig camera to take pictures, but when I do get one, all of you will melt with envy! Hahahhahahahahahahahah...
Hey Patrick, Seeing and more importantly tasting is believing. Besides Truffle Tarts are inferior to gift wrapped jars of sauerkraut.
Shhhh miss biotech! I vacilate between the GEEK club and the NERD camp like a double agent, gathering up all their brainy ideas and eating the Valentine's cookies served at their parties. You're going to blow my cover.
YOU are the female version of Scooter Libby revealing secret identities right and left.
No way. Chocolate rules all. Velvet Underground had a song called Heroin but you could replace it with Chocolate. 'Chocolate, it will be the death of me, chocolate, it is my wife, it is my life, chocolate..." But, you probably never heard of the V. U. seeing you don't like S.P.
Why didn't I get any of those delicious looking cookies?
I love a good cookie topped with sourkraut - who doesn't??
Why is it that people have to wait until Valentine's Day to give gifts filled with love?
I say that we need more gifts that say "I Love You" year-round.
Romantic gestures are performed daily at my home.
MAJOR! Thank the heavens, it's been so long since I've heard from you, I thought that you fell into a black hole. That just sounds wrong.
Anyway, you specifically told me not to make you any cookies, so I didn't. Although I desperately wanted to make you one that says 'Sexy Beast'on it. You also didn't receive any sauerkraut because that was reserved for my casual friends. No, Major, truly YOU got the one of a kind gift because we enjoy a symbiotic relationship and I want to stay in your good graces. I'm going to blog about it right now.
P.S. By the way, thumbing through adult magazines and drinking wine alone straight from the bottle does not qualify as 'romantic gestures'.
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