The Festivities Continue

This is our Ambassador/Spokesperson for National Poop Week. Monkey won because of her timeless quote: "Poop is good, I do it every day". That, and the sash also fit her just right.

People have mentioned that perhaps we could be better stewards with our time than celebrating little known holidays. To them I say, PSHAW! This, my friend, is creative expression at it's finest. I'm sure I can make it work out as an art credit for her homeschooling curriculum.

We have featured some stories borrowed and new, but none old and blue. Today, that will be rectified.

My Science teacher in 8th grade Middle School was a little odd. The lady resembled Big Bird due in part to her large beaky nose, long neck, multiple chins, and a rotund body shape. She lived alone with her copious amounts of cats. That tells you all you need to know right there about strangeness. So, she wore some very offbeat, funky outfits and her accessories were always garish and tacky. Her favorite necklace/bracelet set that she wore frequently looked like brown stone chunks under a glossy veneer that was then linked together to make jewelry. We covered the different eras of the Earth and fossils when during the lesson she suddenly said, "Oh, did you know that THIS(holding up her bracelet) is real fossilized dinosaur poop?". GAW, what can be said about a woman who wears dinosaur poop as a fashion statement? I'm willing to guess that she will never make any best dressed lists, and would probably get a wincing smack from Mr.Blackwell's cane if ever they encounter one another.