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There it is. All bow before me, Queen Of The Kind And Harmonious. (Oh Gag, more proof that my wild days of snark are well behind me).
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
There it is. All bow before me, Queen Of The Kind And Harmonious. (Oh Gag, more proof that my wild days of snark are well behind me).
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Ha ha ha, you're old and faded! No rebellion left in the old Infidel. Raise yor' kids, woman and bring me my casserole!
HMMPPPH, they made a mistake patrick. It's pissy and hormonious. Get yer own dang casserole.
That didn't mean financial support. It meant that I'm the one who tends to compliment,inspire and lift you up. Like a really good support bra.
Well, I know my blog was sagging until you decided to visit :)
(bowing- ) Oh, Great Queen, what is that pale lavender-ish thing hiding off the side of your face in the blogging personality picture? Don't tell me it's a phone- I know better. One of the tooth fairy's slippers?
Did somebody mention casserole?
Did somebody call Pissy?
It's not a phone wendela. Look closer, it appears to be a pillowy soft, super absorbant Maxi Pad.
YES!!! The call of PISSY echoed halfway around the World. No kidding, the recipe of the day on my e-mail Friday was a new variation of Tater Tot Casserole. Eat that little slice of Americana and I'm sure it will inspire some really vociferous anti-U.S. rants. :-) (See, I have artistic talents too)
Tater Tod? My German is a little rusty, is that Dead Potato?
Is Tater Tod Mr. Potato Head's son?
In case you more affluent and elite readers didn't know, Tater Tots are the main dietary staple of poor white trash. We buy it in such massive bulks that we could be the trigger for the next Potato famine.
Tater tots are awesome! What do you mean, pwt? Wait...am I pwt? Oh man, the truth hits me hard; I can't be...pwt...no...must...go...on...Straight out the trailer...
Patrick, when that song came out, 'The Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer', I thought it was written for me.
I remember thinking "HEY, I like chicken fried steaks, watching T.V., onion rings, and slow gin fizzes too".
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