I have one on the side of my dresser.
Omar impugned my good name on his blog by calling me out to provide photographic evidence of the scary chihuahua face embedded in the wood grain of my bureau. As if this ghostly little apparition isn't frightening enough, he has an upside down twin located a little further down the panel. I refuse to sleep on the side of the bed closest to the bureau. Papi just laughs at me.
It all started one day while perusing the bedroom sets at Houston's very own Gallery Furniture. Papi and I were making out on all the beds, trying to decide which one we should take home that would accommodate us the best. Kidding. We selected Hooker brand. That's right, we are the proud owners of Hooker Furniture. No, it didn't include a vibrating, rotating bed with mirrored panels nor a nice four poster design for tying something or someone to. However, I was a little surprised at the financing terms. We make payments by the hour instead of the traditional monthly terms.
You know how people purchase things and justify it by remarking, "I don't know. It just kind of spoke to me?" I fear that's what happened with this particular bedroom ensemble. Maybe, the chihuahua face raspily spoke to me on a subconscious level that persuaded me to choose this certain dresser. I am scary chihuahua face's, "Chosen One". Omar, do they offer special furniture exorcism instruction at your woodworking classes?