Saturday, May 20, 2006

We're Gonna Party Like It's My Birthday

We're gonna sip (virgin) Bacardi like it's my birthday.
Because it IS my birthday!

Yes, I'm absolutely one year older and wiser. Ahem. After much cogitation, I've settled on the one birthday gift I really want. Pool your resources if necessary, I don't mind a group effort present.

16 comments:

omar said...

You know, I got up today wanting to party, but I had no idea why. Now I know.

Happy birthday!

Elizabeth-W said...

Happy happy birthday Elastic dear. Happy days will come to you all year. If I had a wish then it would be, a happy happy birthday to you from me! maybe they'll sing to you in Primary tomorrow!!
So, do you want to get one of these things, or be one? You seem like you're already on the ball!

Radioactive Jam said...

I'm singing. Can you hear me singing the happy birthday song? Ow! ...
Apparently I was singeing, sorry.

Happy birthday just the same!

Mimo said...

I'd sing for you, but Elizabeth sang my song.
Happy Birthday!

Moi said...

YOu've had a birthday, shout hoo-ray! We want to be with you to-day! One year older and wiser too. Ha-ppy birthday, to you!
Hope it's great!

Pisces Iscariot said...

Happy Birthday elastic!
Aha! A Taurus of course! - You share the day with Jimmy Stewart; Cher; Joe Cocker and Busta Rhymes.

Miss Biotech said...

Happy birthday, Infidel! I am singing a B-day song in bulgarian now...
BTW - "The Supernanny" is completely booked, but I can volunteer for next Saturday.

tdcook said...

To my favorite niece, wishing you all the very best on your birthday! Hope you and your family had a great day celebrating your birthday.

Your favorite uncle,
Tim

wendela said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Sorry I'm late, but I was busy doing moving-related baloney with my new cordless drill/screwdriver older daughter gave me for my birthday -(day before yours, the 19th). :) Hope your day was great!

wendela said...

P.S- Do you really need "Supernanny"? Your kids seem great! Maybe you just need a vacation and a few spa days. Come to California and I know people who can help you out....

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Thank you all for the birthday wishes, songs, and hopefully the arrival of either a really good nanny or maid service. I'm not that picky. I don't usually announce things like my birthday. I pretty much only did it because I wanted to plagiarize 50 cent in my blog, and now....I have.

Like you need an excuse to party, Omar. I've been reading your blog for a month now and know what kind of madcap daily adventures you engage in.

Looks can be deceiving elizabeth.

Are you going to sue me for singeing yourself while trying to eat the birthday cake before extinguishing the candles properly, radioactive? Bummer.

I can hear the chorus of your lilting voices now ladies, with miss biotech singing in Bulgarian in the background. Lovely.

Nice to know that I share my birthday with both Busta Rhymes and Cher. I'm starting to doubt astrology signs and the immplications now.

Uncle Tim, Thank you for confirming my number 1 niece status. By the way, "Republican In Recovery", is a brilliant and funny title. You should start a blog for real. My Dad had. He's Hoosier Daddy, which I find to be an equally clever moniker and blog title.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENDELA! I don't need a spa, I need a Fat Farm. On that note, your daughter giving you power tools for your big day is rather amusing. Does it feature pink handles? Papi served up a fancy Key Lime tart that he bought from a French bakery and my Mom took me out for a fantastic lunch of blackened mahi mahi. My Dad's taking me out for dinner today at a Colombian restaurant and I'm partying with miss biotech and my Mom, Friday at the all you can eat crab legs place. Fat Farm, here I come!
Hope that aside from moving and stress that you still got a decent celebration wendela because you certainly deserve it. I admire your stamina to move on in the face of discouraging situations.

White Man Retarded said...

Ha ha, one day closer to ending this madness.

Julie said...

I'm posting late, but still wanted to wish you a very Happy Birthday! Now go stand on the naughty mat.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Yes Patrick, how quaint. We live only to die, so let's eat drink, and be merry.

The naughty mat? You're not my MUM and you can't tell me what to do.

Gia said...

HOPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY Elastic!!! I hope it was a super fantabulous one!
:)

Syar said...

Happy birthday! can't believe I'm late by 3 days, but still the sentiment remains joyous.

the supernanny's only expensive because of the accent. we could get a cheaper, less british substitue.

but maybe its the accent that does it for the kids. hmm...