Tuesday, September 05, 2006

When Life Hands You Scraps....

Make a funny T-shirt about it.

Thanks to my friend, Mormon Family Man, I now have the most fashion forward ensemble to wear to the next Scrapbooking meeting. He used his unfettered genius to create this stunning apex of T-shirt perfection. I'm predicting that I will be the belle of the scrapbook ball, sure to win hordes of new friends and banish my pariah reputation among the glittery, coordinated, and cute.

Act now, and for the low, low price of $15.99, this T-shirt can be all yours. Or you can buy the thong version of it for that special scrapbooker in your life. Hey, Omar, wouldn't the wife look stunning in one of these? Great Christmas gifts! They're also "Made In The U.S.A". Thank goodness, because I know that personally, I only want good, old-fashioned, American know-how going into my thongs. I shudder to think of our lucrative thong market here outsourced to foreigners, don't you? We must rally together, and only buy American made thongs or the terrorists win!

6 comments:

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

Oh, please. We all know that Vietnamese thongs rule.

I feel the same way about scrapbooking. "You know what I should do? Make this really ornate book of expensive stickers and cute paper... and while I'm at it, maybe I'll throw in some family pictures!"

Mimo said...

I have a drawer full of American thongs! Oh wait... that's dental floss... never mind.

I don't do the scrapbooking either. Does that make us Jack Mormons?
(Side note: I've reopened my blog, for anyone who cares :))

Demosthenes said...

I own no thongs, American or otherwise, but I don't really count because I'm male. There are, despite that, quite a few laying around in various crevasses of my boudoir. You girls are so forgetful.

wendela said...

dem, I'm gonna worry if they're scrapbooking thongs.

Mormon Family Man said...

Elastic-- you are too kind. Thanks for the props! Together we must unite as one against those terrorists who would scrapbook under another flag! Long live freedom! Long live thongs! Long live freedom thongs!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

"KIND", my pasty white, pseudo- scrapbooking butt, MFM! My complimentary shirt better be on its way to Houston. I don't whore products for free, you know. Hence, the word "whore".