Thanks to my friend, Mormon Family Man, I now have the most fashion forward ensemble to wear to the next Scrapbooking meeting. He used his unfettered genius to create this stunning apex of T-shirt perfection. I'm predicting that I will be the belle of the scrapbook ball, sure to win hordes of new friends and banish my pariah reputation among the glittery, coordinated, and cute.Act now, and for the low, low price of $15.99, this T-shirt can be all yours. Or you can buy the thong version of it for that special scrapbooker in your life. Hey, Omar, wouldn't the wife look stunning in one of these? Great Christmas gifts! They're also "Made In The U.S.A". Thank goodness, because I know that personally, I only want good, old-fashioned, American know-how going into my thongs. I shudder to think of our lucrative thong market here outsourced to foreigners, don't you? We must rally together, and only buy American made thongs or the terrorists win!
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Oh, please. We all know that Vietnamese thongs rule.
I feel the same way about scrapbooking. "You know what I should do? Make this really ornate book of expensive stickers and cute paper... and while I'm at it, maybe I'll throw in some family pictures!"
I have a drawer full of American thongs! Oh wait... that's dental floss... never mind.
I don't do the scrapbooking either. Does that make us Jack Mormons?
(Side note: I've reopened my blog, for anyone who cares :))
dem, I'm gonna worry if they're scrapbooking thongs.
"KIND", my pasty white, pseudo- scrapbooking butt, MFM! My complimentary shirt better be on its way to Houston. I don't whore products for free, you know. Hence, the word "whore".
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