Listen up you feckless, evil, erectile dysfunction-impaired spammers. I don't know why you glommed onto this lame post from two and a half years ago but I'm putting the kibosh on it starting right now. Take your ridiculous filthy spam, layer it between some mayo and two slices of moldy bread, and CHOKE ON IT!!!!
I've come to know many of you fine fellow bloggers over the past year, and I have certain expectations of you to maintain an air of consistency. The dawning of a new day this morn startled me as I suspected that the world had stopped turning yesterday. Why? Because super bloggy friend No Cool Story did not produce a "Silly Saturday" entry, and I'm still mourning the loss of silliness. Without her my Saturday lacked that whimsical flavor I savor on a weekly basis.
Okay, here's the blogger lineup:
Jams O'Donnell of The Poor Mouth blog fame has his weekly "Carnival Of The Cats" Friday posts. You MUST click this picture showing the good and evil side of his kitty, Ted.
Radioactive Jam is legendary around these here parts for his terrifying "Friday Freakout!" specials.
Julie of Mental Tesserae participates in a "Thursday Thirteen", and her entries are usually the best.
Thoroughly Mormon Millie captivates a wide audience with her weekly "Quick Whats?"
Rhonda has recently implemented a weekly "What The Frick Wednesday?" feature.
Lianne regales us at the close of another long week with her "Week In Review."
Everybody has complied with their blogging duties this week except No Cool Story. Bring back the jive! Bring back the funk! Bring back the silliness! I'm starting to feel a strange sensation pulling me to read all of "War And Peace", and to rent Al Gore's global warming masterpiece, "An Inconvenient Truth." Only a massive influx of silliness can cure the faux intellectual symptoms welling up inside of me.