Sunday, November 26, 2006

While My Blog Gently Weeps

Listen up you feckless, evil, erectile dysfunction-impaired spammers. I don't know why you glommed onto this lame post from two and a half years ago but I'm putting the kibosh on it starting right now. Take your ridiculous filthy spam, layer it between some mayo and two slices of moldy bread, and CHOKE ON IT!!!!
I've come to know many of you fine fellow bloggers over the past year, and I have certain expectations of you to maintain an air of consistency. The dawning of a new day this morn startled me as I suspected that the world had stopped turning yesterday. Why? Because super bloggy friend No Cool Story did not produce a "Silly Saturday" entry, and I'm still mourning the loss of silliness. Without her my Saturday lacked that whimsical flavor I savor on a weekly basis.

Okay, here's the blogger lineup:
Jams O'Donnell of The Poor Mouth blog fame has his weekly "Carnival Of The Cats" Friday posts. You MUST click this picture showing the good and evil side of his kitty, Ted.

Radioactive Jam is legendary around these here parts for his terrifying "Friday Freakout!" specials.

Julie of Mental Tesserae participates in a "Thursday Thirteen", and her entries are usually the best.

Thoroughly Mormon Millie captivates a wide audience with her weekly "Quick Whats?"

Rhonda has recently implemented a weekly "What The Frick Wednesday?" feature.

Lianne regales us at the close of another long week with her "Week In Review."

Everybody has complied with their blogging duties this week except No Cool Story. Bring back the jive! Bring back the funk! Bring back the silliness! I'm starting to feel a strange sensation pulling me to read all of "War And Peace", and to rent Al Gore's global warming masterpiece, "An Inconvenient Truth." Only a massive influx of silliness can cure the faux intellectual symptoms welling up inside of me.

12 comments:

A Payne said...

I couldn't tell you how many times I checked back at MasCowbell to get my dose of silliness!

Pamela said...

Dang, now I've got to be better about checking for silliness on saturdays. I sure could use some!

jams o donnell said...

Fear not I'll be Friday cat blogging for teh foreseeabe future. There's plenty of pussy (in)action in this suburban London cathouse!

jedimacfan said...

What, no shameless plug? ::Tears up check::

No Cool Story said...

And here I thought no one would notice my absence.

I'm ashamed to make a grown blog weep. While I partied around in my living room putting up Christmas decorations, dancing to U-POP’s Holiday alter ego all-Christmas-all-the-time, there were actual real-life bloggers looking for Silly Saturday, just to be let down.
Way down.
Oh the shame.
The awful shame.

Would you please forgive me? Did I read correctly Al Gore Calendar?. Don’t go rent "An Inconvenient Truth”because of me, I could never forgive myself, instead lookie here. There you go, smile dear bloggy, smile

PS. Jams' cat is awesome. I wish I weren't allergic to cats, so I could hug Ted and make it happy and smiley.

jams o donnell said...

Ah No Cool Story I have four of them, all awesome in their own way! Have a check on a Friday I tend to show my cats in rough rotation (Bebe, Robyn, Mimi then Ted)

No Cool Story said...

Jams, 4! You know what they say: "four is four times the fun".
I shall come by and check those felines of yours out :)

Lianne said...

I would like to go on the record that my "Week in Review" was stolen from Glo.

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