Sunday, November 26, 2006

Yeah, We ARE Kicking Butt....

But We're Not Taking Any Names!

I'd like to state for the record that my family truly is KICK ARSE! Whenever we run or jog we tease each other with loud taunts of, "Hey, good thing you're kicking your own butt, so I won't have to!" Yes, for some unknown reason my clan has embraced a physical fitness regimen that includes a swift healthy kick to the rear end with every part of their running gait. Sometimes my kids call out to me while sprinting through the house, "Mom, look at me, I'm kicking my own butt." Then they'll pick up speed and announce triumphantly, "Look, I'm kicking my butt even harder now." I get such a kick out of that!

My bosom doth swell with matronly pride at the sight of my talented progeny. This must signify that I'm raising a houseful of pacifists since they're so intent on kicking their own butts they don't have time to kick other peoples butts.

25 comments:

Radioactive Jam said...

Speaking of kick-butt... your favorites The Blue Man Group is? are? on TV right this moment, even as I type.

I cannot tell you how much this excites me.

Wow, cut to backstage, no-mask views... what a bunch of DORKS! No wonder they're so cool and popular and ... yeah.

Okay I'll stop now.

Carrotjello said...

I wonder if that's a good way to make your butt bigger. Since you're kicking it so much, it would swell, right? Hmmm, perhaps I should try this technique. Thanks for the tip!

Chris said...

May I "butt" in?

HAHAHAHA.

Um.

jams o donnell said...

Hmm they kick their butts so you don't have to!

Elizabeth-W said...

Carrot-I was thinking of it the other way--like maybe you (meaning me) could break down some cellulite!

Demosthenes said...

Be careful now. The classmates of your kids could very well be moved to resentment.

"What, so you think you're too good to try and kick our butts? You think it's not worth it, so you're gonna kick your own butt, huh? I see how it is. I gotta leave the room; there's not enough room for your ego and me."

No Cool Story said...

“From the creators of "SWAT: The Movie", now comes "Infidels: The Musical"… They kicked their own butts...and took no names.”

It’d of course have to be rated PG only if you use “butt” instead of “arse” (if so, it should be PG-13).
Also, children should no be hurt in the making of the movie OR the documentary.
In the book it’d be ok because it’d be, you know, fake.

Mimo said...

Overachievers!

Man, wouldn't that be good, "Kiddy, go kick your butt for me! Kick it harder!" and you never have to leave the recliner to kick your kid's butt!

No Cool Story said...

So. Where did you go?
Just wonderin'

Carrotjello said...

Perhaps she got knocked out cold by a flying newspaper that a disgruntled customer flung at her. She's really gotta get those papers closer to the porch.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I'm sorry for the prolonged absence. Life just suddenly got very weird/stressful/overwhelming all at the same time around here. I'm not referring to Life cereal because thats something thats consistently delicious and never changes. Thanks for worrying about me though. That made my toes curl with happiness!

Elizabeth-W said...

I've been wondering about you, too. Hope things are okay. I was thinking about teasing you about slacking (given your previous post) but in the event that things are really wearing you out down there, I'll be polite, and simply wish you a speedy return to the normal chaos that is your (our) life. :)

No Cool Story said...

No sorrys needed.
Take time to destress, deweird and deovverwhel.

Love,
NCS
(And I'm super duper cereal)

omar said...

Ha, you said swollen bosom. Then ha, carrot said swollen butt. This site is going to lose its PG-13 rating.

I hope all is well.

omar said...

ACK! I just heard the news that Greg (of the Wiggles) quit!! AAAAAAAahhh!

Rhonda said...

Really? Greg of Wiggles quit? OH NO.

Ha. I don't even know who Greg is. Can he kick his own butt?

No Cool Story said...

OH NOES!!
Greg, I never even knew ye!

I doubt he can kick anybody's let alone his own butt.

No Cool Story said...

I saw this and thought of you:

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Thanks NCS for thinking of me as "kick butt." Everybody was kung fu fighting while I was eating kung pao.

Yes, I knew the sad news of Greg's retirement. Maybe I'll blog a Wiggles ode to him.

Thanks for all your comments during my moody period this week. I'm using precious brain power trying to write an orginal Christmas skit like I do every year. So far, everything is in my head with nothing on paper and only a week left to have it rehearsed and ready to perform. :( I procrastinate under pressure.

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