So says Mr. Dumass of Dumass Tacos.
I'm very excited to announce the opening of a Dumass eatery right here in the heart of Texas. I don't know about you all, but I strive to get my FDA recommended allotment of Dumass nutrients on a daily basis, because Dumass food makes you grow big and strong, and able to quote the deep thoughts of Ashton Kutcher on a whim. Yes, and I won't accept just any old imitation Dumass Taco either. Only the finest Dumass Taco made with 100 percent real Dumass will do.
I know that the apostrophe symbol is burnt out, but from the street you can't see it at all. Their sign on the shopping center marquee completely lacks any sort of an apostrophe. What a bunch of Dumass's! So, unto us, a new Dumass is born. Too bad they didn't locate it next door to my other favorite dining establishment, Chewy Balls. Chewy Balls and Dumass Tacos- A nutritious and delicious part of your everyday diet!