It's True. However, "Muskrat Love" Raises The Ire Of Animal Rights Groups. Some People Are, Like, So Close Minded. The picture below is an amazing likeness of jams and his woman too. Well, except for the fact that he calls her Captain.....and Master......and Commander.
I'm happy to report that my esteemed blogger friend, jams o'donnell, is much too gentlemanly to engage in such beastly acts and was never actually implicated in the Great Muskrat Love Scandal of 1975. He does own a fabulous muskrat fur coat and matching ear flapped hat though.
Please join in celebrating a milestone landmark for jams and his woman. This weekend marks the anniversary of their first encounter 25 years ago. Yeah, 25 years of togetherness! That's right, two and a half decades of kitty cat parenting, wiping poorly aimed piss stream off the loo seat, laughing courteously at the same repeated jokes, dealing with in-laws and out-laws, feigning euphoria at new recipes no matter how awful, sharing a bathroom and all that entails, fighting over the remote control, taking bets on which "Farewell" Rolling Stone Tour actually will be, coordinating alibis 'just in case', asking 'does this make my butt look big?', insult contests (go not-wife!). Yes, there is much love here to behold. He's taking her out to see their favorite musical acts, Robyn Hitchcock and Hawkind this weekend, live in concert. I know that he's doing it to get lucky, but it's still a sweet gesture.
So, stop by his place or leave a note here of congratulations. Please don't be ill mannered and say something stupid like, "25 years???!!?? Wow, I was only 7 when you guys hooked up!" Ummm, well, because, I already did that.