P.S. I'm really tired of your WW aspirations. Would you please just come in FIRST sometime? These half-hearted second-place finishes are exhausting me....
simone-All courtesy of the glorious half-price candy sale sent down from on high.
jams- That's why I sealed my booty into secure little baggies. So I can shake my booty but not break my booty.
jarid- Luck has nothing to do with it. Being first at the store after Easter candy markdowns does.
auto- You can't stop looking at my booty and lusting over it. C'mon, just admit your weakness for my booty!
kimberly- I had to compensate for what that loser Easter bunny didn't bring me! We should start an Easter candy co-op next year kim!
freelance-I was born with enough eggs to last a lifetime. And they were free!
feline- Yes, That would be me, myself, and I!
whenn- You can look, but you better not touch!
amber- i tried, I really tried. It gets a little weird obsessively tapping the refresh button to try and be first, you know. Well, of course, you know. I guess I'm just not dedicated enough to be number one like you are. Yes, it is cold here in your shadows, but you are the wind beneath my wings, amber.
toni- The early bird gets the worm.The early shopper gets the best markdown candy. The early Wordless Wednesday contributor gets the most glory!
patois- I guess we should add your candy stash to the world extinction list.
carronin- Yeah, but buying candy at half the retail price makes it go down smoother with a lot less guilt.
comedy- Avert your eyes from by big, beautiful booty!
That's all fine and well, but don't you really hate how one's Easter candy booty always seems to end up on one's actual booty?
I was just recalling how patiently and s-l-o-w-l-y I used to dole out everyone's Easter candy (and Christmas and Halloween) when my kids were younger. Now I'm telling them "Eat it. Now. All at once. Get it out of my reach!"
Was that a line to a Wiggles song I saw up there??? Because that is totally my fave Wiggles song ever. The boys are all wiggling their little Wiggle hips.
Whooo Hooo! You have some sweet deals there, elastic! Reeses- yum. I was able to score some of those kitkats at a reduced rate. I like dark chocolate and none of that was on sale. :(
We didn't do the candy thing this year, and I miss it! The jellybeans I wouldn't argue about, but Kit Kats...now you are talking my language! Lucky you!
Holy freaking smokes. You are a blogging sensation. You don't even need my comments anymore. Had I not gained 3lbs already this week, I would be confiscating yer booty.
56 comments? I'm intimidated. There's just nothing left to say.
What I was going to say, before I was intimidated, was that it looks like you've been stealing candy from babies! Which is not as easy as everyone says it is.
The entries where I pour in my blood, sweat, and tears(anyone else silently singing 'Spinning Wheel' to themselves now?)get a lack luster response. Goofy pictures bring out the masses though. Hmmm. Maybe my writing isn't as funny as I tend to think it is.
Hey, I paid my dues. Slaving at the bottom of the blogger pyramid. Throwing blog standards out the window just so I could be a comment glory whore. I've told people 'LOL,' when I was actually rolling my eyes. I've even stooped to telling people their kids are cute, when they're obviously not. Yes, I've done many bloggy things that I'm not particularly proud of just to crawl, scratch, and type my way to the upper echelons of success. It takes a ruthless, no holds barred kind of blogger to make it in the big leagues, baby. And frankly, you're just way too sweet for this kind of cutthroat bloggy barbarism.
61 comments:
OMG What a collection!
Go on shake ya booty ewbl!!
Yummy. You are so lucky.
You got me here on false pretenses!
But now I'm here...
All I got was half a kinder surprise and a handful of cheap foil eggs.
I feel so unloved.
Man I got three eggs, that I had to pay for myself...
Wow! What loot! Some Bunny loves ya! LOL D :)
Mmmmmmmm! That booty looks like my kind of booty!! :)
YUMMM! Hand me over some of them thar Kit Kats!!!
P.S. I'm really tired of your WW aspirations. Would you please just come in FIRST sometime? These half-hearted second-place finishes are exhausting me....
Signed,
She-Who-Was-Formerly-First
Isn't it Tuesday?????
Anyway- you should share! meanie! :)
Can't photograph mine. All gone.
We are like patois at my house. All the candy was gone by Monday.
Now that some booty! Happy WW.
simone-All courtesy of the glorious half-price candy sale sent down from on high.
jams- That's why I sealed my booty into secure little baggies. So I can shake my booty but not break my booty.
jarid- Luck has nothing to do with it. Being first at the store after Easter candy markdowns does.
auto- You can't stop looking at my booty and lusting over it. C'mon, just admit your weakness for my booty!
kimberly- I had to compensate for what that loser Easter bunny didn't bring me! We should start an Easter candy co-op next year kim!
freelance-I was born with enough eggs to last a lifetime. And they were free!
feline- Yes, That would be me, myself, and I!
whenn- You can look, but you better not touch!
amber- i tried, I really tried. It gets a little weird obsessively tapping the refresh button to try and be first, you know. Well, of course, you know. I guess I'm just not dedicated enough to be number one like you are. Yes, it is cold here in your shadows, but you are the wind beneath my wings, amber.
toni- The early bird gets the worm.The early shopper gets the best markdown candy. The early Wordless Wednesday contributor gets the most glory!
patois- I guess we should add your candy stash to the world extinction list.
carronin- Yeah, but buying candy at half the retail price makes it go down smoother with a lot less guilt.
comedy- Avert your eyes from by big, beautiful booty!
I am so jealous.
I had not previously noticed your "Shameless Infidel Photowhoring" label. Nice! As is the booty. Are you sharing any of that with the kids?
white chocolate kitkats......yummmm
Drooling. . . .
I am staring at your booty. I'm staring HARD at your booty. And if I was within reach, baby, I would GRAB your booty.
I got 3 pounds of M&Ms for Easter, and can't eat them. *weeping*
Love the caption!! Looks like our pantry, too.
That's all fine and well, but don't you really hate how one's Easter candy booty always seems to end up on one's actual booty?
I was just recalling how patiently and s-l-o-w-l-y I used to dole out everyone's Easter candy (and Christmas and Halloween) when my kids were younger. Now I'm telling them "Eat it. Now. All at once. Get it out of my reach!"
That said, I am seriously mourning the complete lack of Reese's Peanut Butter eggs at my house. What's wrong with that darn bunny?
*drool* kit kat......
Trying not to satre...but i can't! Candy deliciousness!
thats quite a haul
I want some reese's pb eggs too.
I'm totally with CW, hurry up and eat it.
"Now that I have your attention..." Funny way to get people to look at your blog!
This is going to go right to your bootie.
My precious, my precious. Mine was calling for me too loudly so I had to throw it all in the trash.
Was that a line to a Wiggles song I saw up there???
Because that is totally my fave Wiggles song ever. The boys are all wiggling their little Wiggle hips.
Mmmmmm.. Peanut butter eggs...
Yummy! You make me laugh! Thank you so much for sharing.
Angel ():) Pearls of Wisdom
Secret Agent Man asked me if I would share my spicy hot jellybeans with him. I said,
"I don't think you're ready for this jelly."
i love those kitkats and jelly beans!!! mmmmmm yummy!!! great shot!
I have finally found someone who has more easter chocolates then my children!!!! Happy WW!!
Mine is up - all about hugs this week
Totally hilarious!
Love your booty!!
Whooo Hooo! You have some sweet deals there, elastic! Reeses- yum. I was able to score some of those kitkats at a reduced rate. I like dark chocolate and none of that was on sale. :(
Wow. That's a huge collection. May I have some please...
Wow thats a whole lot of tooth ache
happy ww
Leave it for The candy fairy!
We didn't do the candy thing this year, and I miss it! The jellybeans I wouldn't argue about, but Kit Kats...now you are talking my language! Lucky you!
Oh, wow. If you need help with those KitKats, just let me know...
That's quite a haul. I'll come over and help you dispose of them.
Thanks for 'exposing' your booty. No one has booty quite like you do.
Forget Thanksgiving ... I'll take Easter leftovers any day.
Reese's Peanut Butter cups are my downfall. I purposely did not buy them this year because they would never had made it into the kids baskets.
Shake whatcha mama gave ya!
Oh man...I've found heaven! Whadda place. :)
Oh, dear me, do I ever want some of that booty!
what a yummy yummy picture
I think you'd feel a lot better about life if you dropped that box off at our house.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Time for bunny!
I love me some kit kat.
If you don't anyone staring at yo' booty then don't post no picture on Teh Internets.
Mmmmmmm....Kiiiiit Kaaaaaaat.....
Holy freaking smokes. You are a blogging sensation. You don't even need my comments anymore.
Had I not gained 3lbs already this week, I would be confiscating yer booty.
Oh my!!! I think I'm in sugar shock. All my favs :-). Happy WW
Ok, you can have it. It just looks like unneeded calories to me! :-)
56 comments? I'm intimidated. There's just nothing left to say.
What I was going to say, before I was intimidated, was that it looks like you've been stealing candy from babies! Which is not as easy as everyone says it is.
The entries where I pour in my blood, sweat, and tears(anyone else silently singing 'Spinning Wheel' to themselves now?)get a lack luster response. Goofy pictures bring out the masses though. Hmmm. Maybe my writing isn't as funny as I tend to think it is.
blood, sweat, and tears?
WHAT?! what kind of blog are you running here EWBL?
She's running a blood, tears and sweat shop.
And baby makes 60. Hello???? :) If I were that kind of girl, I'd say "I'm so jealous!"
Hey, I paid my dues. Slaving at the bottom of the blogger pyramid. Throwing blog standards out the window just so I could be a comment glory whore. I've told people 'LOL,' when I was actually rolling my eyes. I've even stooped to telling people their kids are cute, when they're obviously not. Yes, I've done many bloggy things that I'm not particularly proud of just to crawl, scratch, and type my way to the upper echelons of success. It takes a ruthless, no holds barred kind of blogger to make it in the big leagues, baby. And frankly, you're just way too sweet for this kind of cutthroat bloggy barbarism.
Tell me, is it cold there in my shadow?
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