Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Wordless Wednesday Edition: "Hey You, Stop Staring At My Booty!"

My luscious, luscious Easter candy booty, that is, because it's mine..........ALL MINE!

61 comments:

Simone said...

OMG What a collection!

jams o donnell said...

Go on shake ya booty ewbl!!

Jarid & Caydon's Wishlist said...

Yummy. You are so lucky.

Autofocused said...

You got me here on false pretenses!

But now I'm here...

Kimberly said...

All I got was half a kinder surprise and a handful of cheap foil eggs.

I feel so unloved.

The Freelance Cynic said...

Man I got three eggs, that I had to pay for myself...

FelineFrisky said...

Wow! What loot! Some Bunny loves ya! LOL D :)

whenn said...

Mmmmmmmm! That booty looks like my kind of booty!! :)

Amber said...

YUMMM! Hand me over some of them thar Kit Kats!!!

P.S. I'm really tired of your WW aspirations. Would you please just come in FIRST sometime? These half-hearted second-place finishes are exhausting me....

Signed,
She-Who-Was-Formerly-First

Toni said...

Isn't it Tuesday?????

Anyway- you should share! meanie! :)

Patois said...

Can't photograph mine. All gone.

carronin said...

We are like patois at my house. All the candy was gone by Monday.

Comedy + said...

Now that some booty! Happy WW.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

simone-All courtesy of the glorious half-price candy sale sent down from on high.

jams- That's why I sealed my booty into secure little baggies. So I can shake my booty but not break my booty.

jarid- Luck has nothing to do with it. Being first at the store after Easter candy markdowns does.

auto- You can't stop looking at my booty and lusting over it. C'mon, just admit your weakness for my booty!

kimberly- I had to compensate for what that loser Easter bunny didn't bring me! We should start an Easter candy co-op next year kim!

freelance-I was born with enough eggs to last a lifetime. And they were free!

feline- Yes, That would be me, myself, and I!

whenn- You can look, but you better not touch!

amber- i tried, I really tried. It gets a little weird obsessively tapping the refresh button to try and be first, you know. Well, of course, you know. I guess I'm just not dedicated enough to be number one like you are. Yes, it is cold here in your shadows, but you are the wind beneath my wings, amber.

toni- The early bird gets the worm.The early shopper gets the best markdown candy. The early Wordless Wednesday contributor gets the most glory!

patois- I guess we should add your candy stash to the world extinction list.

carronin- Yeah, but buying candy at half the retail price makes it go down smoother with a lot less guilt.

comedy- Avert your eyes from by big, beautiful booty!

Sherpa said...

I am so jealous.

omar said...

I had not previously noticed your "Shameless Infidel Photowhoring" label. Nice! As is the booty. Are you sharing any of that with the kids?

BarnGoddess said...

white chocolate kitkats......yummmm

Jennifer B. said...

Drooling. . . .

Amelia Elias said...

I am staring at your booty. I'm staring HARD at your booty. And if I was within reach, baby, I would GRAB your booty.

I got 3 pounds of M&Ms for Easter, and can't eat them. *weeping*

Christine said...

Love the caption!! Looks like our pantry, too.

compulsive writer said...

That's all fine and well, but don't you really hate how one's Easter candy booty always seems to end up on one's actual booty?

I was just recalling how patiently and s-l-o-w-l-y I used to dole out everyone's Easter candy (and Christmas and Halloween) when my kids were younger. Now I'm telling them "Eat it. Now. All at once. Get it out of my reach!"

compulsive writer said...

That said, I am seriously mourning the complete lack of Reese's Peanut Butter eggs at my house. What's wrong with that darn bunny?

Tis me.... said...

*drool* kit kat......

Syar said...

Trying not to satre...but i can't! Candy deliciousness!

Rav`N said...

thats quite a haul

b. said...

I want some reese's pb eggs too.
I'm totally with CW, hurry up and eat it.

Chris said...

"Now that I have your attention..." Funny way to get people to look at your blog!

Rose said...

This is going to go right to your bootie.

An Ordinary Mom said...

My precious, my precious. Mine was calling for me too loudly so I had to throw it all in the trash.

Elizabeth-W said...

Was that a line to a Wiggles song I saw up there???
Because that is totally my fave Wiggles song ever. The boys are all wiggling their little Wiggle hips.

Burg said...

Mmmmmm.. Peanut butter eggs...

Pearls of Wisdom said...

Yummy! You make me laugh! Thank you so much for sharing.

Angel ():) Pearls of Wisdom

Annie said...

Secret Agent Man asked me if I would share my spicy hot jellybeans with him. I said,

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly."

Ingrid said...

i love those kitkats and jelly beans!!! mmmmmm yummy!!! great shot!

Addie said...

I have finally found someone who has more easter chocolates then my children!!!! Happy WW!!

Mine is up - all about hugs this week

Jenn in Holland said...

Totally hilarious!
Love your booty!!

wendela said...

Whooo Hooo! You have some sweet deals there, elastic! Reeses- yum. I was able to score some of those kitkats at a reduced rate. I like dark chocolate and none of that was on sale. :(

anyhowblogs said...

Wow. That's a huge collection. May I have some please...

gil said...

Wow thats a whole lot of tooth ache

happy ww

MC Milker said...

Leave it for The candy fairy!

This Eclectic Life said...

We didn't do the candy thing this year, and I miss it! The jellybeans I wouldn't argue about, but Kit Kats...now you are talking my language! Lucky you!

Rayne said...

Oh, wow. If you need help with those KitKats, just let me know...

Denise Patrick said...

That's quite a haul. I'll come over and help you dispose of them.

Melody said...

Thanks for 'exposing' your booty. No one has booty quite like you do.

Forget Thanksgiving ... I'll take Easter leftovers any day.

Slackermommy said...

Reese's Peanut Butter cups are my downfall. I purposely did not buy them this year because they would never had made it into the kids baskets.

Tori :) said...

Shake whatcha mama gave ya!

Crazy Working Mom said...

Oh man...I've found heaven! Whadda place. :)

Qtpies7 said...

Oh, dear me, do I ever want some of that booty!

amy said...

what a yummy yummy picture

on.the.run said...

I think you'd feel a lot better about life if you dropped that box off at our house.

Selena Kitt said...

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Time for bunny!

No Cool Story said...

I love me some kit kat.
If you don't anyone staring at yo' booty then don't post no picture on Teh Internets.

Julie said...

Mmmmmmm....Kiiiiit Kaaaaaaat.....

Carrotjello said...

Holy freaking smokes. You are a blogging sensation. You don't even need my comments anymore.
Had I not gained 3lbs already this week, I would be confiscating yer booty.

kaliblue said...

Oh my!!! I think I'm in sugar shock. All my favs :-). Happy WW

Janie Hickok Siess, Esq. said...

Ok, you can have it. It just looks like unneeded calories to me! :-)

Lia said...

56 comments? I'm intimidated. There's just nothing left to say.

What I was going to say, before I was intimidated, was that it looks like you've been stealing candy from babies! Which is not as easy as everyone says it is.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

The entries where I pour in my blood, sweat, and tears(anyone else silently singing 'Spinning Wheel' to themselves now?)get a lack luster response. Goofy pictures bring out the masses though. Hmmm. Maybe my writing isn't as funny as I tend to think it is.

No Cool Story said...

blood, sweat, and tears?
WHAT?! what kind of blog are you running here EWBL?

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

She's running a blood, tears and sweat shop.

And baby makes 60. Hello???? :) If I were that kind of girl, I'd say "I'm so jealous!"

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Hey, I paid my dues. Slaving at the bottom of the blogger pyramid. Throwing blog standards out the window just so I could be a comment glory whore. I've told people 'LOL,' when I was actually rolling my eyes. I've even stooped to telling people their kids are cute, when they're obviously not. Yes, I've done many bloggy things that I'm not particularly proud of just to crawl, scratch, and type my way to the upper echelons of success. It takes a ruthless, no holds barred kind of blogger to make it in the big leagues, baby. And frankly, you're just way too sweet for this kind of cutthroat bloggy barbarism.

Tell me, is it cold there in my shadow?