Saturday, April 14, 2007

You Say It's Your Birthday?

Well, Happy Birthday to you.............

Hey Omar!
Get Crazay!
It's Yo Birthday!
You Thir-tay!
No Bacard-ay!
Fat Albert Say!
Hey, Hey, Hey!
Bombs Away!
Use The Bidet!
In Yo B-Day Suit? No Way!
How Risque!
No Britn-ay!
At This Part-ay!
Fire the D.J!
I'm Getting Carried Away-ay!

Seriously, I just wanted to give a shoutout to my Creator on his special, special day. It's by the sweat of Omar's brow, and possibly the sweat of Omar's butt from endless dedicated hours plopped in his computer chair, that has made The Smiling Infidel the smiley faced beacon of light it is today. Omar has selflessly chosen to use his technological prowess and mad programming skillz to assist the lame and ugly blogs of this world with nary a desire for glory or compensation. To whom much blogger knowledge is given, much is expected. Omar obviously lives and breathes this philosophy. I was once counted among the most pitiful of the blogger down-trodden. Shamefully, my blog template came straight off the blogger rack. Hundreds of other blogs shared the exact same colors and design as mine, and I remained just another unoriginal face in the crowd. But now, I hold my head up high because the great and mystical, Omar, restored my blog beauty confidence with his extreme makeover powers rendering The Infidel a knockout one-of-a kind original!.

So, head on over to Omar's place and shower him with some Happy Birthday love! Three decades and counting.....

Special thanks to No Cool Story and her amazing graphic created just especially for Omar. No Cool Story is teh shiz, y'all!


carronin said...

Happy Birthday Omar!

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

Happy Birthday Omar! :)

She is teh shizzzz. shiizzzzzzzzz. shiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


elasticwaistbandlady said...

Don't you mean, "Happy, Happy Birthday Omar, dear. Happy days will come to you all year?"

Toni said...

"Happy, Happy Birthday Omar, dear. Happy days will come to you all year?"- Gonna go tell him now! You are such an awesome friend!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

toni- That's a super special Mormony Primary song that will stay with you all the days of your life after only hearing it once. Yeah, Mormonism got some crazy cool songwriters!

No Cool Story said...

Partay!! You are such a good bloggy friend EWBL, to dedicate a whole post to Omar :) I say we build that statue we once talked about, who is with me?

I got my OWN label, I am so very special, happy days will come to me all year...oh wait.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Not only do you have your own label, NCS, but my mini-Infidel sweat shop is hard at work churning you out an entire wardrobe with 'NCS' printed boldly across the left breat. Think Laverne from 'Laverne And Shirley.' Only, I assume you don't work in a Milwaukee beer brewery and live in a questionable roomate situation with another woman. Although, I secretly wish Lenny and Squiggy lived next door to me.

You are so going to love it. See? I really am such a good friend. And look, I even put up the brand spanking new Maroon 5 just for your listening pleasure.

Kimberly said...

Suddenly...I feel...downtrodden.

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...


(doing my best Squiggy impression)

elasticwaistbandlady said...

That was the best Squiggy you could do? SHIRLEY, you jest!

Oh, yeah. Who's your master of bad puns now, baby?

As for me, I keep my imitations strictly to "Welcome Back Kotter," and "Alice." So, just kiss my grits. Aight?

Hey kimberly- It's not how you feel, darling, it's how you look. And you look......mahvelous!

omar said...

Wow! Thanks all, for the birthday wishes! And Elastic, I don't know what to say... except to assure you that there was in fact a fair amount of butt sweat involved in making this template. I'm going to print out this post and scrapbook it, in honor of how much you love scrapbooking.

(NCS, I love the graphic! Nice work removing the chip on my shoulder.)

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Shhhhh everybody, the birthday boy is on his way.........

Quick! Get behind your monitor and then we'll all jump out on the count of three and yell "SURPRISE OMAR!" Got it?

What? What did you say? Look up at the comment above me? Oh crap, we missed our big Omar surprise moment.

I've got another surprise though. I got hungry waiting for you to make an appearance and I ate all your pretty pink cupcakes with the confetti sprinkles on them. I'll share my bag of Sun Chips with you. If you want, I'll even stick a candle in them.

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

That WAS a good Squiggy impression. I can't imitate the slamming open of the girls' apartment door very well. Or Squiggy's greasy dorkwad Midwestern accent. I can only do so much in a blog comment.

Gimme a dang break!!

**runs away crying**

elasticwaistbandlady said...

For me, that impression was too amateurish to even qualify you as a troupe member down at "The Laverne And Shirley Dinner Theater."

Yes, it's back to Squiggy 101 Remedial classes for you, young millie!

wendela said...

Wow, elastic, great birthday stuff for omar! NCS did a super job on that graphic. :) Nice work, ladies!