Houston, where you can get a hot, fresh BIMBO delivered right to your door everyday! I wonder if they offer a discount on their stale, day-old BIMBOS? Would people actually settle for a crusty BIMBO that's been sitting there awhile? Have you ever encountered BIMBOS with an expiration date stamped right on them? I would assume that kind of fore knowledge makes BIMBO life planning a lot easier, don't you think? You can purchase a BIMBO twin pack. Double your pleasure. How sinful is that? If I confessed to you that I once bought a BIMBO value sized package deal and then delighted in the bounteous BIMBO goodness found therein, would you think less of me? I never made BIMBO buying a part of my life until I met my Papi. Shamefully, he's an ardent BIMBO lover of the highest order.
I've decided to host a BIMBO party, and you're all invited! That way, if everyone partakes in a little BIMBO action, I can feel validated in my own BIMBO wickedness. R.S.V.P. me if you're coming. Naturally, the party is BYOB....... Bring Your Own BIMBO!
Hey! Who you calling a Ho-Ho?