Thursday, July 19, 2007

I Wonder If I Could Use A Celebrity Twin Discount Down At Denny's?

Annie over at Anniethology wants to see your celebrity look-alikes! Forget about Simon Says-that's so old school. I compliantly obey with whatever Annie Says!

One day I hope to meet my Grudge look-alike and together we'll lock arms and sing selections from that musical tale of revenge and woe, 'West Side Story.' "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and GAY!"

My very simian-like arms are definitely ready for their close up, Mr. DeMille! I'm just waiting for yet another installment to the Planet Of The Apes film franchise to show off my natural talents. Like my hairy arms? I got the matching mustache and sideburns too!

Elastic And Her Towel Of Many Colors......coming soon to a shower near you. I wish I was as pretty as toothy Donny Osmond.

35 comments:

Jean Knee said...

HAH, I'm first. now I have to come up with a really good comment.....hmmm nothing off the top of my head.

It's so kewl how you look like lots of celebs. I only look like sprinkles on Blue's clues(see my giant head at the bottom of my blog- scroll down)
I have to keep a low profile or

Jean Knee said...

or Mikey Vick will steal me for his Dog fighting ring

Radioactive Jam said...

That Donny Osmond picture?

My visual cortex just went into hyperkinetic spasms.

Permanent. Mental. Scarring.

Nancy Face said...
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Jennifer said...

um.... I'm almost speechless, except that I have to say, "That is the most unflattering picture of Donny I have ever seen." Dreamy? He looks more like a Psychedelic nightmare in that photo!
Thanks for visiting my new blog!

aubrey said...

i'm with everyone else. that pic of donny is scarier than the apes and the grudge girl. i can't think of a celebrity that i look like. i heard once a long time ago that i had betty davis eyes. but i think they were just quoting the song.

Mike said...

Hello,

We would like to do an interview with you about your blog for
www.BlogInterviewer.com . We'd like to give you the opportunity to
give us some insight on the "person behind the blog."

It would just take a few minutes of your time. The interview form can
be submitted online at http://bloginterviewer.com/submit-an-interview

Best regards,

Mike Thomas

No Cool Story said...

Lookit!! Mike Thomas wants to interview you!! WOW!!

Am.a.zing. That's what you are.

archshrk said...

I have a couple of look-a-likes based on today or my youth. John Cusak or Jonathan Frakes. See the proof...
http://archshrk.com/2007/01/casting-call/

Annie said...

See how that works! Post celeb look-alike pics of yourself, get instant adulation and stalkers!

Tori :) said...

Hye- that Mike Thomas guy EMAILED me. I thought we had something special. Hmmm....

glittersmama said...

The Grudge look alike is hilarious. Every time I see that picture from that movie it freaks me out.

Kimberly said...

Mike Thomas sure is getting around today!

You may be hairy, babe, but it's very pretty hair. =P

emma jo said...

Oh Heavens...I like you way better than Donny Osmand or those damn dirty apes!

Elizabeth-W said...

So I'm confused. Are you saying you look like a smart simian, or Charlton Heston? (I know the similarities are frightening...)

Lisa said...

You're so lucky-three look-alikes. And I can't even come up with one.

Nancy Face said...

Hey everybody, I love Donny Osmond, especially in that "Joseoh" movie, and I don't care what ya think, haha! Great towel, too!

jams o donnell said...

Ah I had forgotten the sight of Donny Osmond's pearly white teeth. I never cared for his music though I alwaus thought that Jimmy's work was far more cutting edge.....

elasticwaistbandlady said...

jean knee- I'm just going to smile broadly and nod my head like I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I'm faking it. Is that so wrong?

radiocative jam- He's still prettier than me.

jennifer- Be careful, my blog is being monitored by the Death Squad Division of the Donny Osmond Luantic Fringe Fan Club. Don't let them see anything but absolute adoration for their idol.

aubrey- Do you know how many times guys would lamely sing Van Morrison's 'Brown-Eyed Girl' to me? A lot. But I liked it!

mike- You'll have to consult my Infidel PR people and maybe my people will do lunch with your people.

NCS- The demand for a piece of my Infidel goodness just never ends, NCS. It's a burden I must bear.

archshrk- Jon Cusack? Mmmmmmmm. I liked him best in 'Better Off Dead' although I just saw 1408 and i really liked him in that too.

Annie- The constant flashing of the papparrazzi cameras is so blinding. Why didn't you warn me about the perils of instant mega super star fame??!!?

tori- Are you saying that Mike gets around? Did he ask you to take your clothes off for the interview and pay an interview fee too? I have total faith in him, and so in the interest of having a good interview, of course I did it.

glitter- The girl from The Ring was getting her hair washed and permed down at the salon yesterday so I had to go with The Grudge lady.

kimberly- Hirsutes need lovin too.

emma jo- They may be damn dirty apes, but they make some might fine banana cream pie!

elizabeth- Well, I'm not president of the NRA and I did have a red baboon butt after giving birth, so draw your own conclusions.

lisa- Put your picture side by side on your blog, and say that you look like super blogger celebrity, lisa!

nancy- Remember that old song Moonlight Special. My towel was The wal-mart special...shine a light on me. At the wal-mart special.."

jams-How many times are you going to profess your love for Jimmy Osmond?!!? You know, you can come to the States anytime you want and see him live and in person down at the Osmond Family Theater in Branson, Missouri. I think they're next to Yakov Smirnoff's place. Classy.

nikko said...

You never fail to make me laugh out loud. That pic of Donny is just too much, though. Do you think you could remove it? ;o)

Melody said...

Oh, the hair! Just think of all the Picasso you can do in the shower! (yes, I remember that post well)

BTW - that photo that you're calling Donny . .. I think you made a mistake. Isn't it Sigourney Weaver?

Thanks for your note on my blog and, no, unfortunately, I can't elaborate at this time.

Julie said...

(snort) Donny looks hideous in that picture. All we need to see now is his purple socks.

Suzanne said...

I wouldn't have even known that was Donny Osmond if you hadn't written it. He looks like a girl!

When I saw the colorful blanket around you I thought you were imitating the Runaway Bride, Jennifer Wilbanks, but then I remembered that she covered her head with a striped not checked towel! LOL! :D

Lauren said...

I don't know who that "Nancy Face" is...but she sure is blind. Donny Osmond looks scarrrry!

Jean Knee said...

What? you think i'm speakin in code? slowwly now, try to keep up, of course it's nonsense but well, you know, it made sense to me

I look like sprinkles, the polka dotted dog on blue's clues. next time you are on my blog, scroll all the way to the bottom of the page and see my big, giant head.

Beacause I look like a dog, I have to watch out or Michael Vick- the NFL player who is accused of running a dog fighting ring, will try to get me. cause I look all tough

jams o donnell said...

Consarn it ewbl, I thought you would keep my Little Jimmy Osmond obsession a secret! Branson Missouri you say? Hmm.....

Special K ~Toni said...

I thought Donny was a chick! I love your Grudge impersonation! Although we all know you are full of it!

p.s. I received some AWESOME Good Mail today! Thank you, you are too kind! I will do a post about it this weekend!

BarnGoddess said...

you are WAY better than ANY Osmond!

mcewen said...

Hmm, I wonder which Pokemon I resemble best. [Pokemons are the only celebrities around here]
Cheers

Anna Maria Junus said...

Come on! Someone must have sung "You Are So Beautiful" at some time.

on.the.run said...

I thought that picture was Rosie O'Donnell when I first glanced upon it!

Some one told me the other day that I look like Avril Lavigne.... I think they meant it as a compliment.

aimee / greeblemonkey said...

I came over from Annie's and that is BEYOND AWESOME.

I posted one too, but yours is much better.

Carrot Jello said...

Everytime I see Donny I think, "You want me to believe that you are the only Osmond with all his hair left??" Yeah, right. One day I will see all of you, not just your hair and and eyeball. ;)

carronin said...

I don't know what is creeping me out the most The Grudge or That picture of Donny Osmond.

Stepherz said...

Very cool! You are too hilarious!