Friday, August 31, 2007

Infidel Word Of The Day

KOWTOW
After a warm bath, Infidel son number #2 enjoys the KOWTOW treatment!
He's fiercely protective of his cow towel, and refuses to KOW-TOW to anyone........
*I love this picture of him. He looks more like a raging bull than a sweet little Elsie cow.*

38 comments:

sue said...

Ah yes... another blackmail photo to show the fiance' someday... ;)

Anonymous said...

Are you running out of material?

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

If you're running out of material, you can always head to Wal-Mart. They have plenty of material in a variety of styles and colors. I may hate the place but I can appreciate some aspects of its taking over the universe.

(eye roll)

I'm glad your son doesn't look like a sweet little Elsie cow. Imagine going into the Army someday as a sweet little Elsie cow. He'd get his butt stomped. Of course, they have that "don't ask, don't tell if you used to wear a cow towel when you were a kid" policy now, so he'd probably be OK. We can hope.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

sue- Quite the contrary. I think he looks adorable. Besides, I already have a stockpile of pictures from potty training and times when my daughters dressed him up like a pretty, pretty princess.

anonymous- No. Are you running out of snarky things to say?

I blog for free. I use time, energy, and my considerable talent(ego much?) to write without any compensation. This is still 110% percent better and more interesting than anything you'll find at a mommy blog that slaps their cute kid pics up along with stories of how they crapped in the toilet and earned two lollipops-followed by OMG, isn't he the cutest?!!!?? LOL!!11!!!!

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

You know what I love about anonymous commenters is, they're so brave! They can say the brattiest, rudest things ever, and no one will ever find out who they are! Wow! It's like prank calling for bloggers, and about as mature.

Carrot Jello said...

Perhaps "anonymous" was concerned you might need more material on that towel. Did you ever think he/she might trying to find out if you're running out of material so he/she could offer you more, to make bigger towels, or more towels?
Perhaps they work at a fabric store, and the terry cloth is on clearance.

Lisa said...

So so cute! "Go get your own KowTow"!

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

Maybe "anonymous" is experiencing angst from an unfortunate "not big enough towel" incident he/she experienced as a child. We've all been there - the teasing that comes from a stray butt cheek making its appearance from a few-inches-too-short towel. It brands you for life.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I think our friend, anonymous, suffers from extreme towel envy disorder.

So sad. So very, very sad.

Tori :) said...

I love the KOWTOW. So so cool.

Anonymous is a LOOOOOOSER. So there. Come visit me Anonymous.

Sketchy said...

Cow Towel envy is nothing to be laughed at you guys. A seriously scarring disorder where people laugh at you for the rest of your life. I feel sorry for him/her or it.

Infidel Son#2: I like your stance, never back down. The days of the Cow Towel are few and too short to share with anyone.

Jean Knee said...

I leave blogdom to put some pork chop on for dinner and cow towel envy hits the fan.

OMG elastic he made me LOL!!
Did he take a crap today? oh that rascal, did you give him a lolly?

Later I will tell a knock knock joke on my blog and answer it then laugh. Why can i do this? Cause, just like all blogs, it is written by me, for me.....cram it

Jean Knee said...

here's my real comment:
is that a shadow or does he have the beginnings of that famous infidel stache?

Melissa said...

I was just noticing that you have a "Blog God" award in your sidebar... nice!
I love the KowTow.
Sounds like Anon shouldn't have ordered the de-calf today... hee hee....
Okay, that wasn't really that funny... whatever :)

Special K ~Toni said...

How adorable... I mean fierce!

Bee said...

My momma took a pic of me in a cowgirl outfit... That picture still comes back to haunt me!
Yes, I know it was taken last year but still...!

cowboy-too cute!

Rhonda said...

Anonymous is an a-hole. Leave your name next time buddy!

My daughter has a frog towel...she calls it "Ribbit."

on.the.run said...

SOOOOO CUTE! You make cute kids!

Blackeyedsue said...

That is a cow I would be afraid to meet in a dark alley late at night. I don't think I would dare tip him.

Nancy Face said...

That is one awesome picture, and THAT AIN'T NO BULL!!! :D

Anonymous: Why don't you go watch Bambi, and learn a lesson from Thumper's mother: "If you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nuthin' at all."

Lauren said...

hahaha I love everyone's comments to anonymous because you know how much I love anonymous commentors!

Honestly, I think son #2 can handle his own against anonymous...he could so take her down, look at the rage in his eyes! haha

Elizabeth-W said...

Hey! My comment got eaten! Basically it was that he's doing his best to look as tough as possible in order to downplay the cuteness of the towel. You ought to put him in the Elvis wig. I bet he could do a mean lip curl.

Olivia Kroth said...

Hi, I found your blog through Sue.
This is a nice photo of our boy. You have got a goodlooking son and may be proud of him.

Olivia
http://olivia-kroth.blog.de.vu

Amber said...

Does he have a pig towel as well? Cuz I'm sure he'd make a cute snout in his PITOW....

on.the.run said...

Simon loves a lot of your play list, you inspired him to download the Supertramp CD.

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

You can download an entire CD? Where have I been?

normanbatesmomma said...

I have a similar picture of my Norman.. His towel wasn't a cow though. It looked more like me when he wrapped it around himself. I had it specially made...

No Cool Story said...

ETES= extreme towel envy disorder.
It makes me go LOL!!11eleventy!!!

Anyway,sorry I allowed anon to hijack my comment, which of course would have been insightful and amusing.
He's so cute. I bet Mama Infidel is oh so proud.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

carrot jello- I only buy terry cloth to make myself light blue one-piece terry tube top rompers to go grocery shopping in.

millie- I'm glad that you save your Pit Bull Power for the side of good....

lisa- I wonder if Communist leader Mao had a fancy towel too? A Mao-Tow!

tori- There will be no troll baiting here, young Tori. You can put away your troll baiting cleavage now.

sketchy-These are cow towel days to hold on to.....

jean knee- He doesn't have a trademark Infidel stache yet. I[m starting to worry about his follicle development. Maybe I'll just give him an upper lip transplant from my own fuzzy supply. He doesn't get a lolly for going poo-poo.....he gets doused in Febreze.

melissa- It WAS funny, because it came from you. Did you mean De-CALF? See how that ties into the cow theme? Okay, now I'm being lame.

toni- He's one cowpoke you don't wanna mess with....unless you got some candy to soothe the savage beast.

bee- YEE HAW! I have a cheetah outfit. We'd make an interesting pair to go trick or treating.

rhonda- We have the whole collection, including the froggy towel!

on the run- I make 1/2 of the cute kids. As much as I'd like to soak up all the credit, I'm not hermaphroditic you know.

blackeyedsue- You have to watch out for his Cow Patty defensive maneuvers when around him!

nancy face- It actually doesn't bother me. If it did, I'd just delete them. Interesting that there's no link to see how quality and frequent their own writing is.... I work a lot of hours. I have 6 kids. They homeschool. I'm freakin busy! And then someone has expectations of my blog too? Crap.

lauren- Raging Bull. He's way cuter than crusty Robert DeNiro, though.

elizabeth- He can curl his lip AND his tongue, too! I refuse to curl his hair, though.

olivia- Thanks for the compliment on my little COWboy!

amber- Well, my daughter has a butterfly towel. Does that make it a Butt-Tow?

on the run- YAY! Usually a lot of people shake their heads at my playlist choices because they don't recognize any of my oddball musical selections.

millie- itunes will allow whole CD's for an average price of 9.99 I have weird taste sometimes and my choices are sometimes as cheap as 6.99 because they're not big sellers, over-hyped mainstream stuff.

normanbatesmomma- Cow towels aren't your thing. Maybe a Buffalo Bill towel straight from Silemce Of The Lambs is more to your liking?

NCS- I'm proud when he uses to cuteness for good and not to get away with destroying my hosue and terrorizing his sisters....

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

Wow, look at you answering all your comments. :)

Loving "Coming Up." I didn't know Paul was responsible for this.

Thanks for taking pity on my Ethel post. You're a pal! :)

Kayelyn said...

I want a Cow Tow, or a PiTow, or a Butt-Tow. Heck I would love a Monkey Towel. Anything but the boring ones hanging in my bathroom.

Your little guy has B A U TI FUL eyes. He's gonna knock 'em dead with one look.

Crap Happy Mama said...

Egads, has this blog jumped the shark! Resorting to putting up pictures of your cute kids in cute towels is always a sure sign.... I'm just waiting for that Jefferson guy from 'Married With Children' to show up and make the Jump The Sharkness process complete.

Crap Happy Mama said...

You put the Bee Gees on your playlist??!!!? How can you stand to live with yourself? How can you sleep at night?

You're more Disco Duck than Disco Queen, sister.

Tori :) said...

Why must you stop my troll baiting? I never get to have any fun!! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! :(

aubrey said...

i need to get one of those towels for the ava.

Radioactive Jam said...

Now I want one REAL BAD. *sigh*

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