Wednesday, November 14, 2007

A Walrus And His Bucket Are Soon Parted......And Then Happily Reunited Again!

Looking for the perfect Christmas gift this year for that special, special walrus on your holiday list?


The Ongoing International Saga Of The Noble Walrus And His Missing Bucket [1:20]



Thanks to the Dollar Store I can easily afford to pick up an individualized Butt Bucket for each and every one of my walrus friends for them to cherish forever........well, so long as they don't actually try to fit their walrus butts into the bucket. I already tested this product out with my own saggy, flabby walrus butt and it did not withstand the extreme fatty force very well at all.

I can haz buckit???!!?? Of course you can! Thanks Butt Bucket!

27 comments:

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

NO FREAKIN' WAY.

I'm first!!!!

I remember up at USU, one of the frats had a big metal milk can by their front door for their ciggie butts. They called it the "Butt Hole."

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

P.S. Yes, that is UTAH State University. Even in Zion, people. Let's all weep together.

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

I'm taking full advantage of this opportunity.

So are you saying the walruses are smokers? Because I'm on my dumb computer that doesn't work with YouTube. A smoking walrus. There's a sight you won't see at SeaWorld, huh?

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

I'm still upset by the fact that even in Zion, it's OK to paint milk cans with the words "Butt Hole." It's like one of those dirty little Utah secrets. People say the word "BUTT." And "HOLE." Together. It's a travesty. What would Brigham Young say?

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

Forget Brigham Young, what would J. Golden Kimball say?

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

"Take them d*mn butt holes somewhere else, you rotten college boy whippersnappers!" That's what J. Golden Kimball would say.

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

I'd love to continue this but my whining child thinks she needs a cup of milk and "another sumpin to eat!". These darn kids and their "nutritional requirements." Who needs 'em?

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

P.S. I love your butt. I've saddlebag-cinched next to it, you know. But, you know, nothing creepy.

glittersmama said...

Sorry to interrupt Millie's tirade, but I've got a walrus butt if anyone wants one.

Melissa said...

Who would want a bucket of butts? That just seems wrong on so many levels...

Bee said...

I was sad, then happy, then sad, then confused, then happy, then a little hungry but it ended with me being happy.

click! ;op

Bee said...

Nice butt bucket!

No Cool Story said...

I hope he finds teh bucket.
It's about time, poor guy.

Jean Knee said...

Millie has been so close to being naughty so many times here lately. someone must intervene!



that is just false advertising, no one's butt would fit in that thing. My advice? get your money back.

speaking of money, you and I may soon be making some, together, if we sue

Jean Knee said...

they trying to rip us off, elastic

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

I saw a thing on some show about mothers who try to potty-train their children from birth, and they're putting their newborns on teensy potty chairs, just waiting... I bet those baby butts would fit on that butt bucket.

Would you have any kind of life, trying to potty-train from birth? "I can't go anywhere, my 3 month old might pee."

Radioactive Jam said...

Butt bucket, eh.

Kind of has a nice ring to it. But then so does yer typical toilet bowl, so - yeah. Coincidence? I think no.

Butt bucket.

Chris said...

Do you have to buy two. You know, cos you have two cheeks...

Nancy Face said...

That was hilarious! Thanks, I needed me a good laugh this morning! :D

Annie said...

You had me at Hindi/English.

Bee said...

click to the left...

Lauren said...

Poor little walrus...he just wants his bucket!

Bee said...

MMMMM... Ritzeses!
click!

Theoretical Grammatarian said...

The saga of the bucket - such a touching story of love, betrayal, and hope. Truly it speaks to the inner struggle of walruses and bucket lovers everywhere!

Julie said...

How do you find these things??? You must have some inner magnet that points towards ridiculously weird stuff.

Bee said...

2 clix from this chick!

jams o donnell said...

Haha I love the slide show and is that Lolwalrus I see?

Butt buckets? My oversize poterior would crush one of those like a bug! Oh cigarette butts. Seriously I didn't twig immediately, Doh! No dog ends in this house for some years now. I finally stopped my 40 a day habit six years ago (and gained 40lbs that I haven't yet lost, consarn it!)