Have you found yourself finally nearing the bottom of your holiday gift-giving list when you realize that you still have that dreaded frenemy, irritating boss, or pervy cousin to buy an obligatory present for?
The Sympathetic Smiling Infidel understands your needs completely and offers up this super festive gift basket that will bring merriment and joy to the very special people in your life. The sturdy crimson basket features gaily prancing reindeer and comes jam packed with oodles of yummy treats sure to delight any lucky recipient at your next holiday party or get-together.
Call today and be sure to ask for this item. Product number#420 "You Are What You Eat, Sucka!" basket.
Here's a close-up picture and product description of all the exciting items this basket has to offer:
1. Baked Cheese Balls- Because you're a half-baked cheese ball but this is close enough.
2. Vienna Sausages- For the little weenie inside you....and sometimes outside of you.
3. Slim Jim Beef Jerky- "Jerky" sums things up quite nicely.
4. Super Sour Nerds- When social ineptitude collides with rampant pissiness syndrome.
5. Air Heads Candy- I told you that hanging out at the nail salon all the time with those toxic fumes wasn't any good for you.
6. CHUNKY Candy Bar- Maybe the Slim Jim will offset it?
7. Goobers- A little bit of you in every single bite.
8. Pie Crust Mix- Flaky and crusty all at the same time!
9. Devil's Food Cookies- Because obviously I ate all the Angel's Food cookies. Duh.
10. Small Nuts- At least these are honey roasted.
11. Crackers- Everybody needs friends, even if they are in a box.
Call within the next 24 seconds and we'll even throw in a special gift card at no additional cost to you for the times you want to send your greetings and salutations----anonymously.
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