Friday, February 22, 2008

Did You Know That Party City Is Next To Funkytown?

It's true! Seems that we were doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before. And that's when we saw them, ooooh, we saw them. They stood IN at the OUT door! (Neither wore a raspberry beret)
We have glimpsed the future of Green politics in America.......and it involves costume looks inspired by the Jolly Green Giant's vomit. The model above is working it in her official Green Party Representative Uniform. If the Green Party ever seizes power, this is a sample of what they'd force everyone to wear. Yeah, that's right. They'd force you using the brawn of their mascot, The Incredible Hulk. That's precisely why you should take the voting process so solemnly. Because, really, the only one who should be sporting two fuzzy, green Pom-Poms is Kermit the Frog. Right, Miss Piggy?
And here's the photographic proof that we got to meet the title star of the upcoming movie 'Darby O'Gill And The Village People!' Producers actually found him while he was working a stint down at The Lusty Leprechaun Cabaret.

Don't be hatin on us and our exciting adventures, aight? If you click here on humor-blogs.com for me, we'll share some of our golden pot with you! (Ummmm, "Golden Pot"= A Yellow Bowl Filled With Lucky Charms cereal.)

23 comments:

omar said...

Primero.

I own that green vest. Chicks dig it.

Jean Knee said...

seeing all that green makes me want to pinch that guy--hard

Rebecca said...

"Darby O'Gill And The Village People"? Hahahahahaha

Fuzzy green pompoms? How about Cookie Monsters fuzzy blue ones? I liked those better, hee hee.

Melissa said...

Hmmm... you have made me rethink my whole thoughts on voting... I just may have to change my vote now (easy to do - I have no idea who will get my vote this fall...)

Bee said...

One of these days firsthood will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine
In honor of your post, I wore a green sweater with purple pants. I was hoping somebody would mock me for blog material but nobody has said anything. Not a single thing. Maybe they’re yella’?

Stacey said...

Green people are hawt.

glittersmama said...

I love that your girls are willing to post with a scary greenie.

Carrot Jello said...

Ooh, you're second.
Wonder what I'd look like in that vest.
Topless.
:o

Geosomin said...

Frozen yucky charms?
They're chemically insidious...

I'd go for the green mustache tho.
It's got a St. Paddys fruity cop thing going for it...

aubrey said...

is that a beard on that guy? wierdo. mm, golden pot sounds delish to me right this minute.

No Cool Story said...

That Leprechaun Man is pretty creepy.
Get those children away from him!!

Nancy Face said...

Don't be hatin' on me, but I REALLY like those costumes! I can totally picture myself in them.

But not topless! :0

Nancy Face said...

I ♥ those mini-Infidels! :D

Nancy Face said...

I have fun celebrating St. Patrick's Day, even though I have no Irish in me whatsoever!

I'm weird like that.

Lauren said...

Whatever...my mom totally would go topless.

Ok, maybe not.

No one's cuter than 'lil infidels!!!!!!!

Palm Springs Savant said...

fun post..I LOVE the humor blogs site..thanks for making me smile!!

Elizabeth-W said...

Are you in the Castro district?!

Tracy said...

I totally thought that "golden pot" meant something that inspires you to want to eat a whole box of Lucky Charms. My mistake.
You know, I've changed diapers that were full of that color!
Oh and I love the comment you left on the plagiarizers blog for Bee! That rocked!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Tracy- Did you happen to notice that I was pissed and typing too fast and made a crapload of typos??!!!?

Nothing's worse than playing the role of a snarky beyotch and coming off like an illiterate hussy instead!

Stupid wordpress and their non-editing options. :(

Bee said...

Ha! So I'm not the only one with misspells!? ;op

Lisa said...

Love the bling. And I'm glad that you clarified "Golden Pot". That could have been bad, Elastic. Really bad.

Millie said...

I love Halloween on election years. I can always trot out my Ralph Nader costume.

Physcokity said...

How is it that you are able to craft phrases like no other?

My favorites from this post, "'Darby O'Gill And The Village People!'" & "The Lusty Leprechaun Cabaret"

Golden pot...not to be confused with Stoner's Delight!