Well, to be more precise we actually spotted yard signs heralding the extracurricular activities of two local students named David and Cassidy.
I wonder if they have a dad named Ron? Perhaps both children are the resulting products of their father waggling his eyebrows suggestively at their mother while seductively crooning, "Hey, baby, why don't you Do Ron Ron Ron, Da Do Ron Ron?"
Yep, the only thing missing to make this family complete is an Irish Setter named Bonaduce. With both the canine and human counterpart, Danny Bonaduce, featuring all-over wild and woolly red fur, they're nearly impossible to tell apart.
*This post is dedicated to Nancy Face who still loves David Cassidy 4-ever!*